COAST TO COAST WITH DAPHNE BLAKE
Daphne's relaxing in the pool, as Fred struggles to blow up Shaggy's float ring. Scooby treats himself with a triple Decker sandwich, as Velma sits in the shade of a palm tree reading Twilight. The producer enters interrupting their relaxation.
Producer: Where have you been?
Shaggy: Well, this morning we went surfing… then we went for a bite to eat… later we-
Producer: No, No! Not that! The show! Coast to Coast hasn't aired since two years ago!
Daphne: Oh, that show… Nah, it wasn't my thing. Plus Tigress got lazy and didn't update.
Producer: Tigress? Who's she?
Velma: It doesn't matter. However, he's right. We've been neglecting our fans.
Fred: Yeah, we could at least answer their questions.
Producer: GREAT! Now lets get to it.
Men enter carrying bursting bags of letters, tipping the letters into the pool. Daphne stares horrified as a tidal wave of fan mail came her way.
She washes up to the steps of the pool, clutching four letters.
Daphne: Ah, my loyal loving- *stares at letter* disgusting deranged fans!
Fred: *sigh* What are they asking now?
Dear Daphne,
Have you and Fred been "naughty"?
-Apikale
Velma: Well yeah, they get up to naughty things all the time.
Fred and Daphne: VELMA!
Shaggy: What does she mean by naughty, Velma?
Velma: I'll tell you when you're older.
Scooby: Rehee hee hee!
Daphne: Well, Api- A- Api-ka-
Fred: Apikale.
Daphne: Yes, whatever we do or not has nothing to do with you. I'm not saying we do- because we don't- because if we do- I wouldn't tell- which is not true- because I don't do.
Velma: That wasn't a straight answer.
Daphne: *Snatches Twilight book from Velma and throws into the pool*
Velma: NO! JACOB! EDWARD! NOOOO! *Jumps in after book*
Daphne: Jeepers! That book is addicting… Okay onto the next letter.
Fred: This one's from Scooby girl- Ahem- "Fred, DO you like Daphne more than a friend?"
I do like Daphne. Very much, AS A FRIEND. More like a best friend. *Twitches*
Velma: *swims to shore, with her Twilight secure in her teeth*
Fred: She asks to Velma, "Do you have any pets?"
Velma: Sadly, no. But I had a couple of years ago… I had a goldfish called Sherlock… he died in a fire.
Fred: A fire? But he was a goldfish!
Velma: Yes, I know. And a good goldfish in fact.
Daphne: Aw, I'm sorry about that, Velma.
Velma: Shut up! I can't believe you thrown my book in the pool!
Daphne: It's for your own good.
Fred: Scooby girl asks Shaggy, " when is your Birthday, and do you have a middle name?"
Shaggy: *Blushes*Man, thanks for being interested, Scooby girl, my Birthday is in August.
Like, I have no middle name. Well, not any I know of…
Fred: Now the next question is ridiculous, "Scooby, do you hate Fred?"
All eyes turn to Scooby.
Scooby: Ro- oh re's ronto me.
Fred: Scooby, you don't hate me, do you?
Scooby: Raybe if you're rot rorcing rus ro re rait. Ren raybe ri rouldn't rate you.
Fred: I thought not, good Scooby! *Pats head*
Daphne: Okay, that's all, folks. NOW LEAVE US TO CONTINUE OUR RELAXATION.
Next time, the gang will be discussing what they think about the new live action movie: Scooby Doo the beginning.