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Summary: A series of inter-connected and random Inuyasha/Hetalia one-shots/drabbles

Pairing: Japan x Kagome

Incest is the New Black

Kagome seems to think so

"Why do I have to clean up Souta's room?" Kagome complained, wrinkling her nose as she eyed the chaotic mess within her little brother's room. Honestly, was it so hard to keep your own room clean? "Stupid brat." She muttered bitterly, knowing that this was her 'punishment' for provoking a fight with him earlier that day.

"Ugh, disgusting!" Kagome frowned, seeing an old pizza box (in fact, she could smell it) that was shoved under Souta's bed. She kneeled down, pulling out another box that was hidden behind the old pizza box.

"What's this?" She blinked, murmuring in curiosity as she glanced down at the box with vague interest. She opened the lid, staring blankly for a moment until she finally realised just what it was.

Porn.

It was Souta's porn stash.

'The brat's only thirteen!' Kagome's brow twitched, cautiously grabbing the edge of the perverted book, holding it away from her as if it could possibly burn her, 'But, I guess it's kinda expected from a teenage boy.' She sighed, glancing down and narrowing her blue eyes at the familiar work.

She stared for a silent moment, her brows furrowing the more once she realised just who was responsible for this.

These were definitely Kiku's drawn doujinshis'...

'That bastard's been drawing for Souta?' The hentai crinkled under the sudden tight grip of her hand and she reminded herself to give Japan a piece of her mind next time she saw him. She sighed again, knowing there was really nothing she could do about it.

'I do hope Souta isn't into too weird of things,' Kagome shuddered at the thought, knowing there were people out there with strange fetishes, such as that tentacle rape and lolicon, 'Disturbing.' The miko thought, flipping open the manga.

She really did regret it.

'Is this...?' Kagome felt her eye twitch and she sucked in a sudden breath, 'This is incest material!'

Her hands shook and she then mentally reminded herself to kill Japan the next time she saw him... which would be later that very night.

"Kagome, how is it going?" The voice caused her to 'eep' and drop the manga in shock. Higurashi-Mama walked in the room, glancing at the room with slight disgust and then down at Kagome expectantly, though her eyes narrowed as she caught sight of the manga

"What is that?" She asked in hard voice, snatching the comic out of Kagome's hands before she could even react. Kagome simply stuttered, turning a bright red when her mother flipped the manga open and raised a brow.

"Is this...?" Higurashi-Mama started, though Kagome stood up shakily and cut her off before she could say another word.

"I-It's mine! Y-yeah, that's it! It's mine!" She stammered, looking half determined and half embarrassed at the same time, "I-I was just hiding it here so you wouldn't find it!" Kagome didn't even know why she was defending Souta, but she didn't want her mother to ban Kiku from coming back to the shrine if she found out the truth.

"Really?" Higurashi-san raised her brow even higher, looking at Kagome intently, "And do you know what this is?" She asked in an even tone and Kagome panicked even more.

"O-of course!" She laughed nervously, looking a little more determined, "Don't you know? Incest is the new black!" Kagome coughed, trying to look sly, but knowing she was probably failing miserably, "B-because when Souta grows up, I'm totally going to do all sorts of n-naughty things to him!"

Higurashi-Mama looked highly skeptical, obviously not believing a word her daughter was spitting out, "I believe you," She suddenly smiled, now looking highly amused as Kagome profusely sweated, "Just make sure Souta is old enough when you decided to do 'naughty' things to him." She teased, before leaving the room and Kagome, who wanted to collapse from embarrassment and relief.

It took another moment for her to realise the whole situation.

'Is Souta really into incest? Does that mean...?'

Kagome simply moaned and didn't bother to finish that disturbing thought...

~00~

"How could you?" Kagome frowned, her blue eyes darkening as Japan seemed to cower ever so slightly from the force of her mighty glare, "This is way too inappropriate for Souta!" She waved the manga around, gesturing to it and watching as Japan looked away guiltily.

"Ah, Kagome-sama!" He quietly responded, "I apologise profusely!" He bowed his head very low, surprising Kagome, "I had forgotten that such things as incest are offensive to humans."

"What?" Kagome blinked again, staring at Japan curiously and wondering about what he had just said, "You mean that your 'kind' doesn't care about incest?" She asked.

"No," Kiku shook his head, "Us nations do not care about incestuous relationships because they are not as morally wrong to us than to you," He explained, "It is usually siblings who are the closest to each other."

"Really?" Kagome looked thoughtful, blinking when Japan handed her a few of his doujinshi, "What's this?" She murmured, looking up at Japan questioningly.

"These who are I like to focus upon," Japan looked the same impassive as usual, but Kagome could tell he was a little more eager than usual, "They are siblings who are the closest in the world."

Kagome sighed, glancing down and flipped open the manga. She blushed, seeing it was yaoi and rather explicit. It would seem that Japan liked to focus on 'Alfred x Matthew', 'Lovino x Feliciano', and 'Gilbert x Ludwig' (not that she knew what nations they specifically were).

"I even have a few of you." Kiku passed her some more manga, where she turned pale because that was definitely her and Souta. There was even one of her and Sesshoumaru (why couldn't people get past that? She only called Sesshoumaru 'Onii-san' once!)

The silence was rather awkward on her part, until her blue eyes hesitantly focused on Japan.

"Is Souta really into incest?" She asked, hoping for an answer.

The silence was all she needed to figure it out...