In this special episode, we'll be sharing our views upon: Scooby Doo the beginning.
Daphne's drinking some strong coffee, Fred is passing the time by playing with his phone, Shaggy is chatting to himself, Velma is reading Twilight. Scooby is some what missing…
Daphne: Okay, first question. This was posted on a website by Dangerpro.
Velma: Oh God, another rant…
Daphne: She says- "FRED IS A BLONDE- NOT A BRUNETTE!!!!! ARRRRRRGH! THOSE DARN PRODUCERS!"
Fred: Hey, the actor who plays me may not WANT to have his hair dyed. Say lay off him.
Daphne: So, Dangerpro, it's time to get some therapy- HOLD ON. FRED ISN'T BLONDE IN THIS MOVIE?
Shaggy: Yeah, man. And also they barely put any money to make a computerised version of Scooby Doo. After all, like, it's stupid that they brought out two Hollywood live action movies- and then a crappy movie. You'd think by the improvement of technology, the graphics and visual quality of scooby would be better, right?
(Everyone stares at Shaggy)
Shaggy: (sigh) Like, I'm going to find Scooby…
Fred: Yeah, where IS Scooby?
Daphne: I thought he went for a walk.
Velma: He'll be back.
Daphne: Don't get me started with the shipping in this movie.
Velma: I know, apparently the Velma in this movie has a crush on Fred.
All: Ewww.
Fred: Hey! I'm not bad.
Velma: But I must admit, the acting wasn't too bad…
Daphne: It could be worse. In this movie HE could've been in : YEAH.
Shaggy: Do you hear something?
Velma: What?
All of a sudden, a small ball of fur attacks the camera man, he screams for help as the creature yelped angrily.
Scrappy: PUPPPY POOOWWWEEEEEEER!
Fred: We spoke too soon.
Cameraman: OH GOD! GET IT OFF MEEEE!
Shaggy: Like, Scrappy, leave the poor guy alone!
Daphne: SCRAPPY! QUIT RUINING MY SHOW!
Scrappy jumps on Daphne's knee and glared at her. Daphne cringes. A awful memory came to mind.
Daphne: EWWWW! HE'S GONNA PEE ON ME AGAIN!
Scrappy: You didn't invite me to your show. Or your Halloween party- or Christmas- or thanksgiving!
Velma: We thought you'd get the message-
Scrappy: Did the invites get lost in the post?
Velma: Apparently not.
Daphne: Scrappy. We received a letter from a fan… of yours.
Scrappy: OH REALLY?OH BOY! OH BOY!
Fred: Scrap, have you got anything to do with Scooby not being here?
Scrappy: No- CAN I SEE MY LETTER NOW?
Scooby limps in, dragging behind a computer.
Shaggy: ZOINKS! Scooby! What happened?
Scooby: Rhe fake rooby roo just reated re up.
Velma: Jinkies! Why?
Scooby: Row rould rhy know? Rhy ris rappy rere?
Daphne: Because he wanted to be on this show. Why do we still have this show, anyway? Who would watch this?
Scrappy: LEMME SEE MY LETTER- NOW! OR I'LL PEE ON YOU.
Daphne: Okay, okay, you little… A- hem.
Dear Daphne,As you can tell by my pin-name, I don't the mantle of your natural enemy: could you elaborate (before the dreaded urination incident) on what drove the puppy to the brink? Did years of being the bravest group member push him to the edge? PLEASE TELL ME!
- Scrappy-Fan92
Daphne: Oh yes, the story of Scrappy, I remember it well…
Scrappy: Hey! Hey! Let me tell my story! Me! Me! Me!
Velma: Shut up, Scrap.
Fred straps a dog muzzle on Scrappy. I know I'm cruel in a fictional way… unless you think the fictional world is real… then don't let me burst your bubble. I'll let your psychiatrist do that. Or maybe I should lend you the number of my doctor, he's a very nice man. Though I no longer speak to him since he started playing the game "SIMS 3". Man, I miss him. He's always playing on that. I had the Sims 2 and my stupid sister broke it. SHE BROKE IT! SNAPPED THE FLIPPIN' DISC SHE DID! Oh… urm… continue.
Daphne: I guess it all started with Scrappy's nightmares, which drove him mad. After confronting such ghastly creatures of all sorts at such a young age, Scrappy then subconsciously began trusting them and did not at all fear. Until a monster caught him and stuffed in a small cage. Since then Scrappy experienced nightmares and became insane.
Shaggy: Wow… I never known…
Velma: Poor Scrappy...
Daphne: Jeepers, I feel guilty for being mean to him.
Scooby: Rhatever.
Fred: Go away Scrappy. And stay off our turf.
Scrappy: B- but!
Daphne: Eww, he peed on my new carpet!
Velma: Yeah, go away, you may have had bad experiences- and so what? Doesn't mean you had to try to KILL us at spooky island.
Shaggy: They are right, Scrappy. Like I'm sorry man.
Shaggy drags Scrappy from the leash and throws Scrappy out of the house.
Scrappy: *Knocks* HEEEEY! LEMME IN! THIS SHOW WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT ME! YOU'LL SEE! THIS IS ANIMAL CRUELTY!
Next episode will be up soon… Unless I die… or couldn't be bothered to post anything.
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