We return back to Coast to Coast with Daphne Blake, and she is (thankfully) dressed as herself. She sits happily on a pile of flowers, there's flowers everywhere, on the wall- which isn't a wall it's made from cardboard due to money shortages- on the floor, there were even flowers offset too. Seriously, I went to the toilet and they had a toilet seat covered with flowers- roses specifically. Who on earth covered the toilet seat with prickly roses? Yes, well, I think you get the point. Today, the rest of the gang are… missing…
Velma: We're under here!
The gang's heads pop out of the piles of flowers.
Fred: AH-CHOO! Ugh… my allergies…
Shaggy: Are these flowers editable? I'm so hungry, man.
WHAT? They're still here? I mean, come on, this is Daphne's show, not the "Fred, Velma and Shaggy show" Oooo, now that's an good idea! Scrap Coast to Coast Valentines special- it's now the Shaggy show!
Daphne: WHAT? B- but this is my show! I've actually went through the trouble of ordering these flowers!
Producer: You heard the narrator, Shaggy IS second favourite character. Everybody loves Shaggy.
Shaggy: Zoinks, like, I don't know what to say…
Producer: We'll feed you.
Shaggy: YES! I'LL DO IT!
Producer: Good.
Daphne: What about me? People love me too!
Producer: I think it's time for the end of Coast to Coast. We're not getting enough views and … well, Shaggy's randomness is better.
Shaggy: Like, I'm sorry, Daph… You could guest star!
Daphne: Like Scooby Doo get a clue? I think not!
AAAND NOOOOOW IT'S THE SHAGGY SHOOOOOW!
Some peaceful music plays as Shaggy falls from the sky, using a parachute shaped as a duck he floats down. He bows as the audience cheers.
Shaggy: Hello! And welcome to the Shaggy show! Today I'll be interviewing Dracula- WHAT? DRACULA?
Dracula: Evening Shag-geh.
Shaggy: Hey Dracula… (He sits furthest away from him as possible , which is hard, because he's sitting on the same sofa.)
Dracula: How have you been lately, Shag-geh? Been barking up a few trees, eh, Shag-geh?
Shaggy: Like, don't make jokes about me turning into a were wolf! (Scooby Doo and the ruluctant werewolf buy it now.)
Dracula: Vut, I thought you liked trees? You are a hippy, eh, Shag-geh?
Shaggy: Yes, well… Could you at least pronounce my name right?
Dracula: What you mean, Shag-geh?
Shaggy: It's SHAG-GY.
Dracula: Shag-geh
Shaggy: Shaggy
Dracula: Shag-geh
Shaggy: No, like, don't say it slowly, say it quickly. It's Shaggy.
Dracula: Shag-geh
Shaggy: SHAGGY!
Dracula: SHAG- GEH.
Shaggy: SHAGGY!
Dracula: SHAG- GEH
Shaggy: SHAGGY!
Dracula: SHAG- GEH
Shaggy: SHAGGY!
Dracula: Norville.
Shaggy bent over to pull up his socks, only to realise he doesn't wear any socks. -__-