Ah. Shizzle my nizzle. It's the Shaggy show! BOOP- DE- DOOP- DOOP! BOW- DE -WOW- WOW- OOOOOO! Shaggy raises from the stage, smoke escapes from the walls.

Shaggy: Like, welcome to the Shaggy show!

The crowd cheers, some man throws his underwear to Shaggy. Shaggy bows to the audience. Seriously, why didn't I come up with the Shaggy show sooner? This is waaaaay better than Daphne's crappy show-

Daphne: Oi! I am here you know!

I'm sorry Daphne I didn't reali-

Daphne: Yes you did. Miss Narrator, you used to be my friend!

I still am, it's just-

Daphne: You used to love me, and now you don't even write fan fictions or draw pictures of me anymore!

Look, missy. I've moved on. I'm a Shaggy fan now. Let me introduce this show or I'll type something I'll regret.

Daphne: Excuse me?

I can type something like, "A piano fell on Daphne's head" or "Shaggy pulled Daphne into a passionate kis-"

Daphne: Okay, okay! I'll be quiet.

Good. Heh heh, I love being the goddess of the fan fiction world. Think about it, imagine that this is really happening. If this is real. And we are gods. Okay, right, back to the show. Shaggy sat on his sofa, ready to introduce his guest.

Shaggy: Today, I am going to interview Voldemort.

Voldemort swept onto the stage in a puff of black evil smoke. Well I wouldn't say it's evil. Obviously, smoke can't BE evil. But my English teacher always told me to describe things, she said, "Your reader should die from description." I don't want to KILL my readers, I just want my story to sound good. I'm completely against killing and stuff. But I did kill a fly-

Shaggy: Can you quit that!

Oops sorry, I trailed off again. I really hate it when I do that. Anyhow, Voldemort sat grand fully on the sofa next to Shaggy. His face was pale, he had two slits in the centre of his face - I think that's his nose- and worn a black gown. But no shoes…. Hmmm.

Shaggy: H- hello Voldemort.

Voldemort: Evening.

Shaggy: So, how are you doing?

Voldemort: (Stares)

Shaggy: Um… How did you return to power, after being beaten up by a baby?

Voldemort: You're in no position to mock me, Muggle.

Shaggy: But, the producers confiscated your wand-

Voldemort: I am the greatest wizard that ever lived. I have power beyond a mere wand. Potter may have defeated me in the last book, but I shall raise again to claim back my ultimate power.

Shaggy: Yeah… Wait, you spoiled the ending for me! I wanted to watch it in the cinema!

Voldemort: Whatever.

Shaggy: How was you defeated?

Voldemort: (Uncomfortable) Uh…well…. Love.

Shaggy: Love?

Voldemort: Yes.

Shaggy: Whose love?

Voldemort: Your love.

Shaggy begins to feel REALLY uncomfortable sitting next to Voldemort. Who was eying Shaggy up and down. Oh yeah new shipping: Sholdemort. So gonna happen. To break the sexy tension, Shaggy brought in Edward. Yes, Velma, from Twilight. Velma screams from the top of her voice along with the other Edward fan girls. Team Edward! Ah jeez. I hate being a goddess now. Edward sits down between Shaggy and Voldy. I like calling him Voldy, sounds like boldy. Boldy Voldy. Heh heh.

Edward: Hello.

Shaggy: Like, hi. So how are you and Bella.

Edward: We're good.

Shaggy: Really?

Edward: Yes.

Shaggy: Oh.

Edward: Hm.

Velma seems to have gotten passed the security and rushed towards Edward. She sandwiched herself between Edward and Voldy.

Velma: Heeeey, Edwaaard.

Edward: Hmm, hi…. mm

Velma: Will you marry me?

Edward: Urmm…. No.

Shaggy: So, Edward, what's you're opinion towards Team Jacob.

Edward: It sucks balls.

Shaggy: Urm… was he allowed to say that?

Velma: Edward, why do you like Bella? She's lame, and boring, and has no emotions.

Edward: I… dunno…I like her…she's Bella.

Shaggy: Why do you glitter, Ed, and how come you have no fangs? You're like, a… well…

Edward: What?

Shaggy: Well, a gay vampire.

Edward: I am not gay.

Voldemort: Wait a second. I KNOW YOU!

Edward: (GASP!)

Voldemort: I killed you in the graveyard! You're… uh… hmmm…Ced… Cedric!

In an instant, Edward and Voldy had a sexy battle between one another. Voldemort pulled out his wand. (Another sexy wand) and zapped Edward with it. Tables smashed, people screamed. Fan girls cheered. Shaggy ran up to Scooby, who was revving up the engine of the mystery machine bike (yes they have a MOTOR BIKE) and rode off.

Velma was killed. Nah only kiddin'! I can't kill Velma! I'd get kidnapped by the secrete police if I did. Velma was protected be Fred's massive head by the blast of Voldy's wand. So Fred was killed. D: that's my expression. Even though my face doesn't look like two dots and a "D".