Today's show has been cancelled due to the unfortunate death of Fredrick Herman Jones. (Good lord, what a horrid name.) Seriously, this isn't a joke THAT'S IS his name.

Everyone is at Fred's funeral. White flowers circled his coffin, Fred's parents. Peggy and Skip Jones, (yet again, horrid names) sobbed over the lost of their son. So soon taken away from our world, and into the great beyond. Daphne sat on the first row amongst with Fred's parents and Velma, uncontrollably crying into her frilly handkerchief . Velma was playing her New Nintendo DSI, she took pictures of the wonderful funeral service. Such as editing pictures and videoing the funeral. Shaggy was helping himself to the buffet.

Yes, yes, I know. I know. But Fred's DEAD people. I might be a fan fiction Goddess, but I can't bring characters back from the dead. That would be cheesy and unexplainable. Have you read my other fan fictions? If you did, you would know, I like killing characters. Death, death, angst, angst. Nothing wrong in that. Unless I get sued for killing Hannah-Barbara's most (not so) loved character. On the plus side- there's one less mouth to feed and there's LOADS of room in the mystery machine now-

Daphne: WILL YOU SHUT UP!

Everyone stares at Daphne, thinking to themselves. "What the hell is she on about?" Daphne pointed to the sky - to me- in defence. But I'm just an voice that only Daphne can hear. It's so great being me.

Daphne: It was the narrator! She's always talking and disrespecting Fred. She killed him!

Hey! Hey! Don't blame me for your toy boy dying. Voldy killed him. Not me. I rather liked Fred, even though 85% of Scooby Doo fans hated him.

Daphne: Shut up! Shut up!

At that moment Fred's coffin opened, Fred rose up to look at Daphne. Everyone screamed and ran away- including Fred's parents.

Fred: Do you mind? I trying to have some sleep here.

Daphne: (Crying with happiness) You're alive!

Fred: Why did everyone assumed I'm dead? I was sleeping.

Ah, drat. The power of love brought him back. Who knew that LOVE is the answer to everything. "Hey, narrator, I'm in debt." Don't worry LOVE will solve it! "Hey, narrator, my girlfriend's cheating on me." Don't worry LOVE will solve it. "Hey narrator, I can't find a decent job. So I can't pay the rent." Don't worr- what? I hate stories that involve LOVE. Ugh...love...ew

Fred stepped out and ran towards Daphne- insert romantic scene here- and flicked Velma on the nose. Oblivious Shaggy turned around to see the coffin wide open and Fred just about to eat Daphne and Velma's brains. He dropped his plate of food- which Scooby gobbled all up. Shaggy's expression turned dark.

Shaggy: Not on my watch.

Shaggy grabbed hold of a conveniently placed brush. He twirled it around his fingers, like you see in a samurai movie and ran towards Fred. Thinking he was a brain-eating zombie. He would do anything to save his friends- no, actually he just wanted to hit Fred over the head, zombie or not.

Fred: YOUCH!

Shaggy: Take that, zombie Fred!

Fred: S-shaggy! Stop! I- I'm not a-

Shaggy: The dead should stay dead, now DIE!

Fred: SHAGGY!

Oh so much fun. Fred's such an dummy. Shaggy makes a good samurai. Suddenly Sam and Dean Winchester burst in. Along with Castiel. Dudes. If you haven't watched "Supernatural" watch it right now. Go on. Then continue reading.

Dean: Ah ****. Another zombie. Cas, have you got my burger?

Castiel: No. I ate it.

Dean: ****

Sam: Shouldn't we be trying to bring down the devil instead of fighting off zombies. I mean, I don't think appearing in a Scooby Doo fan fiction will help.

Dean: I just wanted to see Daphne.

Dean had a little childhood obsession of Daphne. During the years when he was left alone with Sam and his dad fought off evil creatures, Dean would watch Scooby doo. Finally, after fifteen years of being a faithful Scooby Doo fan, he got the chance to meet her. He rushed up to Daphne to kiss her on the hand, Daphne blushed. Fred is still trying to fight Shaggy off.

Castiel: I believe Sam is right, Dean. We should go.

Before Dean could use any of his pickup lines on Daphne, Castiel used his sexy angel powers to poof them somewhere else. Probably in some rundown hotel room.

Daphne: That was weird.

Velma: What? What happened?

The whole time, Velma was preoccupied with her Nintendo DSI. Silly Velma. Meanwhile Fred managed to escape from Shaggy and hid underneath a table. Shaggy lowered his brush, finally realising he WASN'T a brain-eating zombie.

Shaggy: Oh, Fred. It IS you. Like, my bad.

Fred: It's okay, Shag…

Daphne: Guys, in the next episode. Can we just interview someone who isn't dangerous?

Velma: That's up to the producer and the narrator.

For the next episode, YOU get the choice of who Shaggy should interview. It can only be a fictional character (and a dangerous one.) GO ON! SEND IN YOUR CHARACTERS!