Welcome to the Shaggy SHOW! Shaggy moonwalks onto the stage, as got to the middle he bowed to the audience. Today he was wearing his disco belt, which had a disco ball on and shone laser beams out. It was very cool, very cool indeed. You know what's not related to Shaggy's belt? The Shinning, Stephen King's film. The shinning is the best film ever. I love Jack Nicholson. He's my favourite actor ever. I liked him as the crazy Jack Torrance. So today, lets interview hiiim!
Shaggy: Narrator, you sure that's a good idea? He IS a psychopath.
Yeah, isn't everyone on this show a psycho? My friend has a neighbour who carries a chainsaw round. (This is true.) Once in the middle of the night he just started sawing down a fence for no apparent reason, another time he was arrested for chasing a kid down the road with a-
Shaggy: Uh, like, could we interview someone else… please?
Sigh. Fine, okay, Shaggy who do YOU want to interview?
Shaggy: Hmmm…. How about-
Too late! Let the psychopath in!
Normally, the doors slide slowly open to reveal the guest. Except impatient Jack used his axe to make his own entrance. Shaggy stood horrified on the spot, wondering why he agreed to host this show. Then he remembered. They fed him. Jack pressed his face through the door, grinning insanely.
Jack: Heeeeere's Johnny!
Shaggy: But… your name's Jack.
Jack: Shut up.
Yeah, Shaggy, Shut up. If he says his name's Johnny, it's Johnny.
Jack: Thank you, Miss Narrator, I like you. I'll kill you last.
Shaggy: Some one, anyone, help!
Daphne: I'm back!
Shaggy: Yey! I'M SAVED!
Daphne: Huh? Wha? Oh… I'm not here to save you, I'm here to get my purse. I left it here the other day.
Jack: Oh, go right ahead, Missy.
Daphne skipped passed Jack and to the back of the stage. She rummaged through the stuff at back stage and finally said "Aha!" She thanked Jack for his hospitality and left. Jack turned back to Shaggy.
Jack: Now, you… I'm gonna chop you all up.
Shaggy: Scooby Doo Where are you?
Scooby Doo: Rover rhere Raggy.
Scooby was (unhelpfully) hidden under a chair in the audience. The audience, however, was gone. Stuck with fear, they retreated outside the studios.
Shaggy: Great. You're really helpful, Scooby. You hide under a chair just when I'm about to be turned into mince meat!
Scooby: Mmm, Reat…
Jack sent an axe flying towards Shaggy's head. When suddenly a book blocked the axe from slicing Shaggy in two. Shaggy looked up to see him. It was Snape. Yes. Severus Snape from Harry Potter. Standing tall with his big hooked nose. Oooo sexy beast.
Snape: Evening, Muggles.
Jack swung his axe towards Snape, who simply flicked his wand to send Jack flying back and crashing into the audience. He was knocked out cold.
Stephen King: 0
J.K. Rowling: 1
Shaggy: You… saved me.
Snape: Silence, Muggle.
NEW SHIPPING! Shaggy/Snape I shall call it Shape or Snaggy-
Snape: You dissssguuussst me, Narrator.
Shaggy: Yeah, quit pairing me with every guest I have!
Sheesh, like, sooor-ry! I'm just trying to give you a little push in the right direction.
Shaggy: Hold the phone, why are you pairing me up with guys? I'm straight!
Well, all I have to say is this: Elton John. That is all.
Shaggy: Ugh, like, I still have a few minutes left, and no one to interview. Snape, would you-
Snape: Certainly not. I have better things to do… wait… I'm dead, actually no I don't.
Shaggy: Well… Could I interview you?
Snape: Fine.
Hey folks, for the next episode, you get to interview Severus Snape! Send in Questions! Or underwear! Or sexual pictures of Voldemort- Hurr hurr.