Welcome back, faithful viewers, last time on Coast to Coast I hitchhiked a car! And In the car was Daphne in disguise!
Daphne: They JUST read the last chapter, there's no need to-
Can you take off that other mask?
Daphne: That's my face…oh you little-
Daphne reached out to strangle me. Fortunately, I have no neck.
Daphne: Snap! How am I going to kill you?
Daphne… You know that we're in a car….
Daphne: Yes.
And that you're facing me… there must be another person driving… right?
Daphne: I have good news and bad news.
Ooo! Tell me the bad news!
Daphne: There's no one driving.
Oh… and the good news?
Daphne: I'm going to die looking fabulous.
Daphne… I'm sorry for being so mean.. I was going give back your job as presenter.
Daphne: That's ironic.
Dramatic irony, actually.
Daphne: No I'm sure it's just ironic.
Shut up you, who's da boss?
Daphne: Not you.
Oh.
Daphne: I'm sorry for making that group about you on face book.
Group? THAT WAS YOU?
Before I could bite Daphne, I noticed the car was skidding on and off the road.
Daphne: Oh no we're driving towards that cliff!
That's odd... we were in a city before...
Daphne: I'm too young to die!
Daphne, believe in me.
Daphne: What?
Believe in me, and that will get my fan fiction powers back!
Daphne: O-okay.
Daphne closed her eyes and began believing. I began glowing, feeling Daphne's belief flood through my body. I bit onto Daphne's sleeve-
Daphne: Ow!
And I transported us out of the car. Daphne opened her eyes to see that she was back in the studio.
Daphne: You… did it!
Yeah… I did….
I was beginning to fade away like a dying flame. My life was extinguishing.
Daphne: What's happening?
I've used up all my powers in this world… I'm returning back to my own world…
Daphne: NO! You can't go now! I need you!
I have no…choice… I'm sorry… I need you to do something for me…
Daphne: Sure… anything.
Please… punch Fred for me…
Daphne: Yes. I will. Anything else?
I want dark chocolate.
Daphne: What? No way!
You have a packet in your pocket. Give me a piece.
Daphne: No.
FEED MEEE!
Daphne: I'm not-
Ugh… I'm dyiiiiiing…
Then Doctor House and the Winchester brothers crashed in.
House: I will save her!
He turned to Daphne.
House: She needs chocolate.
Daphne: No.
House: I'm a doctor. And this mutated head needs chocolate.
Daphne: Okay. Here, take it.
House: Looks like it's too late, she's dead.
Ugggggggh… I'm dyiiiiing…. Want chocolate… and the new professor Layton game on the 3D DS…. But it's only available in Japan… Why wasn't I born in Japaaaaan?
Daphne: sounds like she's alive to me.
House: No, I'm positive, she's dead.
Daphne: She's still breathing. And she's talking.
House: That's common in floating heads.
Daphne: How do you know if it's common? She's the ONLY floating head!
House: Look. When I say she's dead she's dead. Got that?
Daphne: Okay, okay, fine!
Sam: May we burn her?
Daphne: What? Why?
Dean: We like burning bodies.
Daphne: No!
Booyaaaa!
I then faded into the ground.
Dean: That's just great. What am I going to do for entertainment, now?
He smiled at Daphne, then she slapped him.
I was back in reality- with a normal size head and a body.
"Love, your dinner's ready!" Called my mum's voice from downstairs. I stopped typing my fan fiction story and yelled.
"WHAT IS IT?"
"CANNED BEANS." she yelled back.
"NO. I DON'T WANT BEANS."
"WELL, MAKE YOUR OWN DINNER YOU UNGRATEFUL CHILD."
"MAYBE I WILL!"
"GO AHEAD. I HOPE YOU CHOKE."
"I WILL. AND IT WILL BE GREAT. BECAUSE IT'LL BE DELICIOUS ."
"GOOD."
"LOVE YOU MUM."
"GO AND DIE."
And I lived happily ever after.