Happy new years, everyone! I know this chapter is late...oh well. The pairings for this chapter as you know are: ALLxTsuna Lalxcolonello ChromexMukuro and probably other pairings too; this one will probably be a long one and hopefully I won't go past 5000 words, its just annoying opening new files to upload.
Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn or any part of it what-so-ever!
RECAP:
"Dame-Tsuna, check the front door, the doorbell rung again."
"I didn't hear anything." Tsuna protested. Leon was transformed into a baby-sized Katana that Reborn held to Tsuna's neck. "Okay, Okay I get it." He walked over to the entrance, opening the door reavealing Adult Lal, Colonello, Fon, Lambo, and (regular) Dino.
"Hey Maggot!" Colonello grinned at Tsuna.
"Lets us in, its cold." Lal Mirch pushed past the group to get inside.
"Hey, young Vongola." Adult Lambo greeted.
Fon gave him a warm smile.
"Sup, bro?" Dino's arm was no longer in a cast, but of course his men weren't with him and instead of walking in, he hit the door frame.
"Why are you all in your...adult forms?" Tsuna asked, he closed the door after them. "Well except for Dino-nii."
"Well, that creepy Verde gave us a potion that ages us temporairly, a few hours at the most." Lal explained. "We weren't going to take it but he assured us he'd already used Skull as a test rat." She crossed her arms, glaring at adult Lambo who whimpered behind Colonello. "We had a dose for Reborn but that idiot of a cow took it."
Reborn transformed Leon into a scythe. "Did he now?"
"Eep! Stop being so mean! Colonello-san protect me!" Lambo cried.
"Hey Juudiame!" Gokudera rushed into the room. "Oh, hey guys..." He warily glanced at Lal and adult Lambo. Lal scared the living shit of him while he couldn't stand the adult Lambo, he looked over at Tsuna at continued. "We're about to play party games, sis is trying to get everyone to drink even though they're all underage.." The group followed him into the room, where Bianchi indeed was holding out (unopened so it wasn't poisioned) wine and vodka. One of the bulters were strangely putting serveral chairs in a circle.
"Master Gokudera, the chairs are ready." The bulter said in a slightly brittish accent.
"Okay, good. And stop fucking calling me that!" Gokudera stood proudly in front of the chairs. "First game of the night will be-" he pulled a radio out of nowhere. "Muscial chairs!" Everyone stared.
"That's for little kids!" Lambo protested.
"THS IS GOING TO BE FUN!" Ryohei pumped his fist in the air.
"Shut up! It can be for teenagers too!" Gokudera barked, slightly blushing.
"Then me and Bianchi and me will be in charge of stopping and playing the music." Reborn noted. He grabbed the radio and hopped to the nearest table, a lovesick Bianchi following him. The other three acrobaleno, Dino and Tsuna and his rain, mist, storm, sun, and thunder guardians stood over the chairs. He nodded for Bianchi to start, she pressed play and a happy melondy started to play as the group walked awkwardly around the chairs.
Reborn clicked the 'stop' button and watched as everyone shoved each other for a chair. Colonello was almost thrown across the room for 'accidentically' sitting on Lal's lap, Gokudera had managed to take a seat in time, along with Tsuna and Yamamoto; Ryohei was arguing with Lambo about cheating, Dino had tripped over the leg of a chair at the first few notes of the song and was sprawled across the floor, while Fon and Chrome were gesturing for each other to have a seat.
"I instist, gentle mist guardian, you take the seat." Fon gestured.
"N-No you." Chrome bowed.
BANG. "Everyone, we are moving onto the next game." Reborn annouced as light dangerously glinted off Leon.
"R-Right." Gokudera gulped. "Next game will be- he poined to a huge table in the center of the room next to his grand piano and held up a bottle. "Spin the bottle!" Everyone took a seat, nervously glancing at one another. Bianchi hoped she would get a chance to kiss Reborn, Colonello with Lal, and Tsuna just hoped to Kami-sama that the bottle wouldn't point to him. "This bottle is made to spin by itself randomly." Gokudera explained putting the bottle in the middle. He pressed a small button on the side of the bottle, and it began whirrling, until it slowed to a stop. One end pointed towards Yamamoto while the other pointed to Tsuna.
"Tsuna!" Yamamoto held out his arms, while half of Tsuna's face was shadowed with disgust.
"Maybe we should respin-mfphh!" Yamamoto pressed his lips against Tsuna cutting him off. Tsuna tried to protest, but accidentally slipped his tounge in Yamamoto's mouth and traced every corner of his mouth. Yamamoto's eyes widened in surprise, but reciprocated by kissing him back just as tenderly. The whole group leaned forward in disbelief. An heavy aura seeped into the room.
"LET GO OF TENTH YOU ***** ass mother F***ing man-whore baseball faggot ***** shit!" Gokudera ripped the two apart.
"Still violent as ever, Stupidera." Adult Lambo picked at his bleeding ears.
"Next spin." Reborn inturpted the brawl; he pressed the small button on the bottle and it spun wildly on the table, slowing down. The end with the cap pointed towards Chrome while the other end pointed to a gap at the table, between Gokudera and Lambo where no one was sitting. She silently sighed in relief, but suddenly her eyes widened at the mist starting to form in the empty spot.
"Kufufufu...Am I interpting anything, Vongola?" The mist took the shape of no other than Rokudou Mukuro.
"Mukuro-sama!" Chrome was somewhat relieved but nervous. She hoped he didn't notice the bottle pointing at the both of them. Sure, she liked him (had a HUGE secert crush on him) but why would Mukuro want to kiss a worthless girl like her? She blushed and fummed at the same time, deep inside she wanted to shout, 'Oh look Mukuro-sama, the bottle has landed on us! lets k-k-k...'
"Let's kiss!" Mukuro squealed as his mismatched eyes gleamed eagerly, noticing the bottle. He said it!
"Well, go ahead." Reborn urged as everyone stared at the two expectantly.
Mukuro slithered over to the adorable Chrome, who looked as if she were about to faint. Watching the two interact, Chrome looked like a helpless bunny, while on the other hand Mukuro looked like a fox who was examining his prey before he ate. He leaned over to kiss her since she could only stare at him with her wide amethyst eye. Mukuro kissed her slowly, his lips compressing against her soft flawless lips. Mukuro's tonuge entered Chrome's mouth crevice, he slowly curled his tounge around hers, knowing she was not as experienced. His hands that hand been cupped around her cheeks made thier way down to her neck, taunting her as they slowly brushed by. Being the sly perverted pineapple he was, his hands started rummaging and groping her petite body, she tensed at first, but then relaxed as his tonuge conforted her mouth, warming every single corner of it. As he leaned closer for more heated kisses, thier bodies brushed together.
Mukuro-sama..
My dear Nagi...
"We're right here, Hey." Colonello announced, sweatdropping.
Mukuro's hand slid in Chrome's uniform and she blushed furiously, but did not break the contact of thier bodies. He leaned closer, and the chair creaked slightly underneath the wieght of both of them.
Reborn held up a sign that read 'Good kids don't do so!'
Chrome and Mukuro were sharing disturbing loud butterfly kisses. Chrome looked as if she were unsure how to preceed, but Mukuro approached her nonchalantly, as if teaching her how to kiss step-by-step. She started to get the hang of it, forgeting all about the people who were watching; she was in her own little world with her caring Mukuro-sama. His kisses gradually become more frequent, she panicked slightly, what if she messed up? Mukuro's kisses slowly down slightly as if reading her mind. She mentally squeaked, embarrased but happy Mukuro had choosen her.
Inner Chrome
"Eek!" She flapped her hands wildly around, blushing furiously. He's really kissing me! What if I accidently bite his tounge, or worse, 'kyaaa' outloud! I wonder what Mukuro-sama is thinking right now... Inner Chrome slapped her hands to the side of her head, and tugged at her hair, ripping clumps of it out as she inwardly 'kyaa'd. She couldn't tell if the heat coming from her body was because she was blushing so hard or for a different reason...
"Well, while those two youngers are having fun why don't we play the next game?" Yamamoto suggested. Ew, youngers? He sounded like a pedophiler...
"Yea, that sounds fun." Dino agreed.
Reborn whispered something in Bianchi's ear and she nodded. "Me and Reborn will be hosting the next game. Any complains and you will be forced to eat my wonderful cooking (poison cooking) at gunpoint. "Follow me." The group relunctantly followed her into a room that was decorated in a mini-bar, everyone took a seat at the bar intaking how fancy it looked.
"The next game shall be-" She pointed to the bartender, and everyone's mouth dropped in shock.
"Holding your liquior contest, herbivores." Hibari held out moonshine, firewater, vodka, and mixed alcohol. "I'll be the judge since I don't drink." He grunted.
"None of us can drink!" Tsuna argued.
"Dame-Tsuna." Reborn said calmly, looking at his student with his emotionless face. "Do you remember what Bianchi said about those who complain?"
Tsuna flinched. "Yes..."
"How the hell did you get in my house?" Gokudera demanded.
Ignoring Gokudera, Hibari put out small glasses in front of everyone. Fon nodded in aknowledgement, Ryohei thanked him to the EXTREME, Gokudera snapped at him(Almost getting himself bitten to death if not for Reborn firing warning shots) Lal and colonello thanked him, Lambo whimpered, Dino flashed him a smile, Yamamoto a grin, and Tsuna whinned about being underage. Reborn along with Bianchi refused, claiming they would also be hosting the liquior contest.
"Young Kyoya, what's the prize?" Lambo asked.
Hibari, Reborn, and Bianchi smirked at the same time. Which was NEVER a good sign. Reborn held up two tickets to the most expensive amusement park in Japan, which was famous for being a place where many confessed thie love. Only few people had enough money to purchase the tickets, nevertheless, it was visted by hundreds of rich people each year.
I could go there with Kyoko. Tsuna thought blushing.
I'll win and take Juudiame there, and win his heart. Gokudera showed a determined twinkle in his eyes.
Heh. I'll definitately win and win Kyoya's heart. Dino snickered to himself.
Wonder if they have grape candies. Adult Lambo thought as he picked his nose.
"But remember what happens if you lose." Reborn pointed to Bianchi, and everyone shuddered. "Now, you will start with moonshine." Reborn poured the shots, he secertly slipped a different alcohol in Tsuna's cup. Fon caught, it but stayed quiet, he looked around but no else seemed to notice. "The rules are simple. When I give the signal, you take the shots. Whoever takes the most shots win. I'll notify you when you're time is up. Ready?" Everyone nodded. "Go."
Tsuna gulped down the liquior, but almost choked it back out because it had been so strong. As the liquid went down his throat, he felt a burning sensation, his head throbbed and he immediately felt dizzy. Should moonshine be this strong? He wondered as Reborn poured him aonther shot.
"Drink up, Dame-Tsuna." Reborn's smirk grew.
He chugged the liquior hoping if he got it down faster it wouldn't affect him, which was the complete opposite of what happened. His whole world swirled underneath him, he felt sick and wanted to barf his head off. Reborn gave him another shot, and Tsuna fought to keep himself from barfing it back into the cup. His mind felt like it was floating away from his body, which he could feel swaying. He giggled. The ground was now swaying dangerously below him.
Dino along the whole room was looking at Tsuna, who was giggling while trying to gulp down his fourth shot. "Whoa~~!" He would've fell out of his chair if Colonello hadn't caught him.
"Jeez kid, only after three and a half shots?" Colonello held up Tsuna, who was talking to his headband with glazed eyes. He picked up Tsuna's shot glass and sniffed it, pulling away instantly. "Ew! What the hell is this stuff, hey?"
"Mr. headband...*hic* I love you..."
"Juudiame?" Gokudera ran over to his inebriated boss, Since he had only taken two shots of moonshine he was still somewhat sober. "Are you ok..? You don't look so good."
Fon sniffed the remaining continents of Tsuna's cup and crinkled his nose slightly at the sudden smell. "Reborn, could this be pure everclear?" Everyone looked at Reborn in horror. WHAT?
"Yes." Reborn didn't even try to deny it.
"Why?" Colonello put one hand around Tsuna to hold him up, and the other hand was secured around his headband that Tsuna was trying to grab. Reborn shrugged, not looking the least bit guilty. He looked over at Lal who glaring at him. Was that jelousy he saw? Tsuna was wriggling in his arms, complaining about how the headband had dumped him. "Stay still- whoa!" He watched helplessly as Tsuna slipped out of his grip and stumbled over to the door. Surprisingly he kicked down the door and ran out, giggling like he had gone bonkers. "See what you did? What if he gets alcohol posioning or something!" He scolded at Reborn.
"Juudiame!/Bro!/Young Vongola!" Adult Lambo, Gokudera and Dino ran after him.
"Ahaha that silly Tsuna-" Yamamoto stifftly fell backwards, unconcious. Guess he's not used to drinking.
Meanwhile, Ryhoei went to puke, and Hibari left in between the scene change along with Fon.
"Come on." Reborn hopped on Bianchi's shoulder. "Lets go find that damned-Tsuna."
Colonello turned to Lal. "Should we go help?"
"No." She didn't make eye contact.
Colonello touched her shoulder lightly in concern. "Hey you don't look so good yourself." Her burgandy eyes were droopy and her cheeks were tinted. "You're...drunk?"
Lal rolled her eyes. "Teensy bit maybe." Her words came out slurred as she replied. She shook off his hand, "Colonello you idiot. You said you'd play with me." She leaned forward so thier faces were inches apart. "Play with me." she growled.
"Y-You need some rest." Colonello tried to push her away but she pushed back with equal force, anchoring herself. Has she always looked this beautiful? No, No! She's drunk, hey. Ok...calm down. He made the mistake of looking up. Her silky azure hair glimmered softy in the light, her wine coloured eyes were glossed over; she was wearing only a tank top and shorts, showing off her perfect curves. She kissed Colonello softly, breathing his name under her breath. He pulled away abruptly, this wasn't right; he wanted to be with her when she wasn't was half drunk in a stupor. But he could smell her perfume teasing his nostrils. He felt his pants get tighter. God damnit.
"B-Bro...-urghhhh" Dino stopped, doubling over to vomit, the liquor was beginning to set in. "Uh..." The room began to spin around him and the last thing he remembered was Gokudera and adult Lambo resting him on the nearest couch. Gokudera was yelling at one of the bulters to check his condition and Dino's whole world went black.
"We'll never find the young Vongola!" Adult Lambo whinned. He was completely sober since he had only took a sip of the moonshine. HHe glanced at Gokudera, who was leaning against a wall trying to shake off his headache. "Are you listening Stupidera? EEK-" He was silenced by Gokudera pulling out his dynamites. They checked the living room, which was a BIG mistake on thier part. A certain evil pineapple was well- touching the other innocent pineapple known as Chrome inappropriately.
Tsuna was actually leaning on the balcony railing, mesmerized at the fireworks that lit up the pitch-black sky. They made screaming sounds as they raced up the sky, then exploded into dazzling multicolored sparks; some even formed shapes. Still not in his right mind, he reached out to grab them, but he coulcn't reach. Hmm..maybe if he leaned a little further...He leaned so his body was half way over the balcony and reached out once again, with the same results. He was about to pull back when he felt his head throb so badly he blacked out for a milisecond, losing his grip. He felt the gravity pull him over, still dazed all he could do was stare blankly in front of him waiting for the impact of the fall of three stories. A sturdy hand from behind pulled him back just in time and Tsuna turned to see who it was.
"Hibari-san?" Tsuna stumbled over himself, falling into the embrace of Fon.
"No, It's me, Fon, young decimo." He helped the swaying Tsuna so he was leaning over the balcony rail properly.
"Oh...I knew you'd come, Hibari-san." Tsuna yanked Fon's braid.
Fon sighed, and gently pulled away from Tsuna. No point in arguing with a drunk. "There's only three minutes until midnight, Tsunayoshi." his fingers curled around Tsuna's hair that was tied into a messy low ponytail. He had the urge to braid it, it was much like his own, healthly, if not a little messy, but still clean. "Have you decided on your new years revolution?"
"I've never heard of that game before." Tsuna replied purring at the slim fingers combing through his locks.
"How does your head feel? I'm surprised you're not vomiting or unconcious yet." Fon chuckled.
"I threw up like five times already. Gokudera-kun's slaves are going to be mad when they find the puddles." He groaned holding his head.
"They're called bulters." Fon corrected. Tsuna nodded but stared forward as at least a dozen fireworks were set off at the same time. They bursted, leaving colorful streaks that slowly died out. Exicted shouts were heard in the distance as two more large ones lit up the sky, the light illuminated the brunette's and red acrobaleno's face. Thirty seconds until it was offically next year. I'll make Tsunayoshi's New years special he thought as he grabbed his waist from behind; Tsuna leered at him with blank eyes. "Hibari-san?"
"Call me Fon." He instructed smoothly, pinning him to the railing.
"Fon." Tsuna echoed blankly.
The count down to the new year had started.
10...
Mukuro and Chrome (who had moved to the couch) were now both half dressed, Mukuro looked as if he really didn't give a damn (which he didn't) while Chrome who was underneath kept looking around to see if anyone else was going to come in. She didn't realize Gokudera and Lambo were in the room when Mukuro had been giving her a hickey; she only noticed it when the two ran off with nosebleeds. She let out a surprised squeaked as Mukuro started to undress the rest of her. This wasn't even thier house!
"I love you. You are my one and only dear Chrome." Mukuro breathed softly in her ear. She let out a small surprised cry as his hands wrapped around her waist. His groin brushed against hers, as he leaned over and licked her neck tenderly. This was going to be a good year..
9...
"Ow! Fuck, Colonello. I told you not so hard!" Lal snapped.
"Well you want me to pull it out? First you complained about me sucking to hard while I was giving you a hickey, my tounge tasting like Reborn's, how would you even know...? Now this.." Colonello shifted so he was holding her against the bar. "Woman.." he muttered under his breath.
"Say that again I'll make sure you never have kids." Lal sweeped the tousled hair out of her face.
"Then we'll have to adopt some."
WHACK.
"O-Ow." Pouted Colonello. (Rough sex ftw?*)
8...
"How romantic." Bianchi was holding Reborn to her chest as they stared at the fireworks.
Reborn stared into the distance as Bianchi snuggled into his messy black spikys. He felt soft lips brush against his small neck. "Indeed."
7...
"HEYYYY! BOSS? YOU OK?"
"Gimme somemore vodkaaa fucking stupid ass wife. I WISH I NEVER MARRIED YOU!" Xanxus bursted out in hysterics.
"What are you talking about Boss? Also you've already had 7 canteens of it!" Squalo shouted back.
"I DEMAND A FUCKING DIVORCE! I HATE YOU!" Xanxus roared.
"We were never together!" Squalo exclaimed.
"Oh no he didn't." Lusssuria narrorated, holding a camera up to the two.
Xanxus and Squalo turned around, cracking thier knuckles. They cornered Lussuria. "N-Now, Now Squ-kun...b-boss. You w-wouldn't hurt your o-own daughter, w-would you?"
"He adopted?" Xanxus closed in.
"Yep." Squalo replied, as the two pounced.
6...
"What are you doing here, Ushishishi? I thought you were dead; The boss really kicked your ass."
"Cut the crap belphegor. I, the newly crowned prince(was his new years revolution) shall take your princess. hehehehe." Rasiel's smile was impossibly wide.
Unfortanuately Fran walked in at the wrong time. "Hey, Bel-sempi..." His gaze caught Siel's but remained emotionless. "I was going to tell you Lussuria is getting his ass handed to him in a brown paper bag.." He slowly started to back out of the room, but Siel disappeared and reappeared next to the door, slamming it shut.
"Now there is no escape for ANY of you, Gaahaaa!"
"Bel-sempi, what is he going on about?" Fran asked monotonusly.
"He wants you to be his princess." Bel giggled.
"We'll fight 'til the death to claim the princess." Siel smiled like the cheshire cat from Alice and wonderland. "Once I win, I'll have LOTS of fun with your princess- slowly torture you-"
"Take the damned frog." said Bel.
"Have a honeymoon-" Siel froze. "Wait- you're serious?"
Fran looked over at Bel. "I should've expected this from a fake prince like you." He pretended to pout, though his eyes remained dull and flat.
"Ushishishi... what did y-"
"Shut up Belphegor, come here princess." Rasiel cut in.
Fran and Rasiel dodged Bel's knives in the nick of time. "You." He pointed at Fran, "I am a real prince for your information." His gaze snapped into his brother's. "Never. EVER. Cut off a prince a prince off while he's talking." The two ran into the night, dodging Bel's blades.
5...
*HURL*
Ryohei leaned over the toilet, vomiting his ass off. "Maybe I should've listened to Hibari-san...I won't drink again to the EXTREME. O-Oh...BLUGHHH-"
Meanwhile a bulter stood outside the bathroom door, absoulted horrified that he would have to clean all that up.
4...
Enma stood looking out a Shimon Manison, staring out the window to look at fireworks. I wonder how Tsuna-kun is doing... He walked over to the table next to him, taking a cold slice of pizza. He wasn't used to the taste of Italain food, though he couldn't say no to Adelheid when she brought it in. She had also told him he would be leaving the country soon, for a mafia school that would either be in Italy or the U.S. 'Hmm.' his hand reached for the glass of wine alongside hs pizza box. A smile crept at the corners of his pout, forming an 'Enma' smlie.
3...
Hiabri lied on the roof of Namimori, lazily watching the fireworks. His Hi-bird fluffed his feathers on his chest, chirping at the loud noises. "Yes." Hibari grunted in agreement. "I'd bite the fireworks to death if I could. They're too loud."
2...
"Wow, It's almost the new year!" Haru squealed.
"Happy new years." Hana blew into a party streamer flatly.
Kyoko clapped her hands together as she counted the last few seconds of the year. "3...2...-"
1...
Fon pop kissed the glassy-eyed Tsuna at the exact time the year changed.
"Happy new years, Tsunayoshi." Fon smiled.
At that moment, Tsuna let the effects of the alcohol sink in, blacking out in the red acrobaleno's arms.
Fon glanced up; "Happy New years to all you readers also!"
Yea, late update... my bad. :D
Review please...Happy (late) new years! Hope you all found your new years revolution. XD
*Ftw=for the win, (Just in case you didn't know.)
Sorry for any major grammer mistakes!^.^ And maybe its just me but do I use commas too much...?
Also , I'm probably going to wait til this story gets more reviews, so depending on the amount of reviews, I'll update sooner. Coming up is when Tsuna and Guardians attend the mafia school. I have some classes, but I only want *6* or *7* so..mind helping me? ^^
1. hitman ROTC (Reserve Officer Training Corps, a military-like class)
2. Chemistry (Get to blow things up!)
3. History (Just some history about the mafia *yawn*)
4. Combat practice class (like gym; I'll probably include it anyways.)
5. Self-defense(how to defend yourself from mafia criminals...walking in a forest..*burglar sneaks up* either kick his balls in, stab them with random item, (oh look- *house key shank*)etc)
6. Reflex training (games used to help reflexes paintball, lasertag, etc)
7. Future mafia training (helps train skills later in life: cooking, sharing a plastic baby to show parenting skills(pairings will mostly be decided by you) etc.)
8. Herbology (U.M.A gardening teacher who has a forest-like classroom learn how herbology can help you in the wild, used for food, healing, potions, and posioning)
9. Drama (acting class warning: if you chose this there will probably be some fluff)
(tell me if you think of any other classes. )