Wassup muh homies~? :D

OTL I am REALLY INCREDIBLY SORRY for the late update it was just that I got lost on the road of life… never mind. Ugh, foine, I was just too busy with schoolwork and had to fill up art requests during the holidays. And I kinda-sorta-lost my will to write fanfics. But it's back now

Wanna know why I lost it?

Check out my reviews and see the one written by "ur mom"

Goodness, that had me depressed for a week. I really want to know why the world is filled with such ass whips like that.

Here's what was written in that intellectually low review:

ur mom
2010-03-08 . chapter 2

Okay this sucked. Really I mean if you are going to write a story like this at least put some originality in it. I mean what the . They are so Out of Character, its to short, and 'Two years later" Wow i mean stupid and to big of a time skip! Gosh, really ever heard of a beta-reader or spell check. Look over your chapter before you post it.

You suck!

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Goodness me, how can "my mom" be so unsupportive of my writing? Okay, listen up you BIATCH or whoever wrote this is reading this. My REAL MOTHER taught me that if you don't have anything good to say, DON'T SAY IT. HA! You pathetic loser, you know what? Instead of having my story checked, have your reviews checked. I MEAN SERIOUSLY?

If you've studied grammar long enough, you'd probably know that "I's" are written as "I" and not "i"

I mean is a sentence read like this:

"Hi. i would like to order a hamburger."

GOSH. And you're "to's" are supposed to be "too" because "to" means "I'm going to go to the market."

And "too" would mean, (notice how I rephrase your weak statement) "They are so out of character, it's too short."

Ugh, just to let you know, LOOK OVER YOUR REVIEWS BEFORE YOU POST THEM SUCKO.

YOU SUCK.

OTL sorry if I had to let you guys read that crap.

I just needed to let it out on that loser.

Regarding the timeskip, the first chapter merely served as a prologue as to why they had become neighbors and I may edit a few things in chapter 2~

SO ENJOY CHAPTER 3 OF APARTMATES~!

"TO SAKURA-CHAN AND TO HER RISE TO WORLD DOMINATION!" screeched a drunken Naruto.

"WORLD DOMINTATION!" screamed the rest.

And this was how Sasuke's horrible night began.

At first he really didn't mind, aside from the fact that he wasn't invited, he didn't care at all. All he could hear was incessant chatter coming form the other side of his room. Most of them were words of congratulations. But then as soon as he heard the opening of bottles, he knew that something bad would undeniably happen like the last time Sakura held a party. He didn't want to get into the details of it but it involved his door, vandalism, and words that read "Just got married to your door. Signed, Naruto."

So, you'd probably be wondering after that incident, why Sasuke would want to be invited to such a party. Well, he figured that if he was invited, he could probably be able to keep things in control and prevent everyone from invading or ruining some of his property. Like his wall. Two days after one of Sakura's infamous parties, he discovered holes in his wall that were apparently results of a drunken Lee volunteering to screw back the screws of Sakura's painting and had missed the screw for about 27 times, resulting in major wall damage and a splitting headache from a certain raven-haired Uchiha.

So going back, as soon as Sasuke heard the popping of champagne, he started muttering curses to himself. So he decided that he would just take a nice shower, go to sleep and forget the fact that his wall, door, or whatever thing he owned would probably get ruined in one night.

At Sakura's apartment…

"Go Lee! Go Lee! Go Lee! Go Lee! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Shikamaru rolled his eyes at the childishness of his friends as they cheered on a drunk Lee (it was hard not to get him drunk, especially during parties) who was pole dancing on Sakura's lamp.

He hadn't really felt like going but Ino pleaded him and Chouji that they go because they always missed out on "the fun stuff".

So their presence resulted in Chouji eating all the food prepared and him ending up the driver for the drunken others, along with Neji Hyuuga whose girlfriend, Tenten, had magically persuaded him to tag along.

Shikamaru rolled his eyes again as he saw Ino stand up with a mischievous gleam in her eyes.

Ino then stood up and announced in between fits of hiccups:

"Al-hic-right every-hic-one -hic- I've -hic- got a marv-hic-elously brilliant -hic- idea!"

"Tch. Troublesome."Shikamaru muttered under his breath as Neji also tried to ignore their drunken stupidity, failing miserably for he had to keep a close eye on his girlfriend before she jumped Lee or someone.

"LET'S -hic- PLAY SPIN THE -hic- BOTTLE!" she drawled on.

"I SECOND THE MOTION!" shouted an overexcited Kiba.

"ALRIGHTY THEN! LET'S -hic- GET STARTED!"

Shikamaru could not help but think how foolish they all were and wonder why he hadn't left hours ago (oh yeah, he had to drive the drunkies back home. But still.) He then noticed the absence of a certain blonde and blue eyed male.

"Where the hell did that idiot go now?"

In Front Of Sasuke's Apartment Door…

"I… I have a confession to make."

"…"

"I'm sorry alright! I don't want you to get hurt and stuff."

"…"

"Don't cry! It'll only make things harder for us!"

"I know that I haven't given you the attention you deserve and stuff and I'm really sorry for all that. But… But…"

"…"

"I've… FOUND SOMEONE NEW!"

"…"

"I KNOW! I'M HORRIBLE! I'M PATHETIC! BUT IT JUST ISN'T WORKING BETWEEN US ANYMORE!"

"…"

"DON'T STAY SILENT LIKE THAT!"

"…"

"I'M SORRY ALRIGHT! I'M GONNA HUG YOU NOW. YOU KNOW? FOR CLOSURE!"

Then at that moment, Naruto had launched himself to hug Sasuke's door. Thus causing a loud…

THUD

Sasuke's eyes opened wide. He swore that he heard something outside his door. Alerted, he scrambled out of his bed and put on some jeans for (heaven's mercy) he only had boxers on. He took out his old high school baseball bat and switched on all of the lights.

There was nothing.

THUD

"I LOVE YOU DOOR! I'M SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOUUUUUU!"

[insert rolling of eyes here]

The ever so angsty Uchiha opened his front door only to find his crazy blonde friend attached to it screaming about forgetting about divorce.

"Dobe, get the hell off my front door."

"NO TEME! YOU CAN NOT SEPARATE ME AND MY LOVELY DOOR WIFE! NEVEEEER!"

"Shut it you loser, the other neighbors will hear you."

"NO! ME AND MY MI AMOR WILL FOREVER BE TOGETHER! NOTHING YOU DO WILL STOP ME FROM PROFESSING MY LVE ONCE MORE!"

And with that, Naruto started kissing Sasuke's door senseless much to the horror of the chicken ass- haired bastard.

"Stop raping my door you idiot!"

"NO!"

And this moment went unnoticed by the others who were about to start their little game.

Ino cleared her throat and said drunkenly, "Okay, okay, who's going to be first?" this she said while suggestively raising her eyebrows.

"FOREHEAD YOU GO FIRST!" screamed Ino, who loved putting her best friend in sticky situations.

Sakura, who was, like Ino, completely intoxicated, gave a light laugh and bent over to spin the emptied bottle of vodka.

The bottle then began to spin wildly as everyone watched it as it just kept on spinning and spinning and spinning.

During that moment, Sasuke managed to separate Naruto from his door and left Naruto lying on the rug unconscious. Sasuke then felt rage bubble within him as he could no longer endure two years of getting his apartment molested by Sakura's stupid and incessant parties and Naruto's "undying love" for his front door.

Enough was enough as he knocked hard on Sakura's door. No one heard as they just kept on watching the bottle spin and spin.

Sasuke knocked again, louder this time and apparently Shikamaru and Neji heard it but both made no move to open it seeing that they were both tired and just wanted the night to end.

Sasuke then knocked for a third time, well more like banged the door with his fists, but hey, it's still knocking right?

At that moment, the bottle slowly began to come to a stop. Everyone eagerly watched to see whom it was going to land on. It then slowly stopped on…

Rock Lee.

And then at that moment, with two years of frustration pent up within him, Sasuke, with all the force he could muster kicked the door open thus ensuring a loud…

BANG

And with that impact, a gust of wind then made the bottle do a tiny move to point at a different target.

And apparently, the bottle seemed to point at the door.

And at the door

Was

The

Sasuke Uchiha.

There was a moment of silence, with Sasuke breathing in and out, unaware of what was happening at that very moment, all eyes seemed to be on him and they stayed like that for a moment.

Then Ino decided to break the ice by screaming "ALRIGHT FOREHEAD! MAKE YOUR MOVE!"

And then that was when everyone started hooting and whooping and hollering and all that shiz. Sakura, still intoxicated due to four glasses of vodka, blushed a bit as she crawled her way to a clueless Uchiha. Sasuke didn't know what to do, he was completely glued in place. And as Sakura finally reached her victim, she started tugging him lightly by the shirt, once again much to Sasuke's confusion.

"Haruno, let go of me." He merely stated as he started swatting her hands away. But he hadn't expected what she was about to do next. All he knew was that she yanked his shirt strongly, and as he got pulled forward, crashed her lips on his.

This resulted in much more hooting and cries of agony and horror by Lee, but Sasuke couldn't tell what was happening. All he knew was that his next door neighbor was kissing him full on the lips (rather amazingly he may add) and what shocked him the most was he responded to it. He could lightly taste the alcohol she had drunk on her lips as he felt her hands entangled in his hair.

As this went on, Ino was sober enough to grab her camera from her purse and decided that this moment was one that should be documented for keepsakes. And with that decision came a:

FLASH

And with that flash did Sasuke come to his senses, pull back from that (amazing, stupefying, gravity-defying) kiss, get out of the door, ignore the still unconscious Naruto from the floor, and back to the locked confines of his room.

And that was when a (completely stunned, intoxicated, heart-racing) Sakura Haruno became dizzy as her surrounding started to become a blur.

As she

Passed out.

FINALLY~! FINISHED! :D

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!~3