Here is another chapter. Two in one night so I hope that you like it.
Jess: Hay Edward
Edward: What
Jess: I own you
Edward: No you don't Stephenie Meyer does
Jess: Your right I own nothing it all belongs to Stephenie Meyer and the Walt Disney co. Now lets get back to the story.
Peaches: Anything with a money sign by it is still mine. And Edward.
Edward: Yes?
Peaches: I HATE you, with the flaming passion of HELL.
Edward:…Okay, JEFFERY DOMMER.
Peaches: AAAAHHHH! RUUUUN!
Edward: She does know he's dead right?Jess: Sadly, yes.
Chapter 3
What A Life
Edward P.O.V.
Today was like any other day. My twin sister Alice and Rose, talking about mine and Bella's wedding. You see I am getting married Isabella Swan and her brother Emmett is getting married to Rose Hale. Her brother Jasper is dating my sister. They were so happy for us that Bella gave them the right to do our wedding. Jasper was sword fighting with me.
"Eddie we need to stop by Bella's house so that she can pick out the flowers." Alice said to us when we stopped.
"Oh dad wanted them to come over and have a talk after the play." Rose said
"Fine lets leave." we put down the swards and walked out the door. When we got to Bella's house, which is an mansion with a gate and everything. I knocked on the door and it was open. We walk in to see my angel walking to me laughing hard. Emmett chasing a man to get back his stuff and Bella's mom singing a weird song. All I am thinking is what is going on and who is that man.
"Hey we were getting to see a play when I forget to tell you that dad asked me to see if you can come over after." Rose said to us but Em was not paying attention. I walk up to Bella and kisses her.
"Love what is wrong?" I asked her when I saw her face. I hope that what whatever is wrong with her I can fix it.
"Jack can Edward come along he is my soon to be husband." The guy I guess is Jack stopped dead in his tracks and Em knocked him over and got his stuff.
"Sure Bella he is part of the crew NOW!" jack said.
"Bella what is going on" I said with this weird look.
"Were leaving to go help people." Bella said to me then Bella looked at Jack "Jack do you have better cloths then this dress, like boots and pants. Mom I am getting your flag from the attic." She starts to walk away.
"Wait your leaving with a pirate? This is not how it works when I'm helping you out of danger$. I'm going with you, we will all go with you." I told her she will get her hurt because that's her.
"Hey I don't want to go cause there is no shopping and boys don't bath! If I don't go then you will all die, but it might no be worth it." Alice said.
"Hey what's wrong with pirates?" Jack asked finally paying attention to what we say.
"Em there is a slight problem. The problem is ours and Bella and Edward's wedding coming up." Rose said.
"Look we need to do this. Alice I will buy you an new dress when we get Singapore if you go. Plus we can do the wedding together tomorrow." He told us. "Jack needs a crew and I will help my mom. You see that I am the Pirate prince."
"Fine I'll go and get the wedding stuff and pack. Tomorrow the four of you will be wed and I have to go come on Jazzy." Alice said while pulling Jasper. I guess that I need to pack. I can't believe that I'm getting married tomorrow
"Bella will you help me pack?" I asked her hoping that she can get away and talk to her.
"Mom I am going to help Edward pack okay. I will be back tomorrow, Em are you coming?" She asked and Em grabbed his stuff and left with us.
"Bella why are you going, I mean that we are getting married and soon start a family. We can't do that on a ship now can we? Look I love you that's why
I'm going with you to look after you." I told her while holding her. She leaned in and kiss me in a deep passion kiss, then started to help me packing.
"Look Edward I have pirate in my blood. My mom and father were and is on. My fathers father is on too. Hell my mother is the Pirate King I will do fine." She told him.
"What about the whole falling over air thing." I laughed at that.
"Look tomorrow we will be man and wife, then we leave the day after that look we have a day together. Lets finish packing okay baby." She told me.
"Fine lets talk with my parents because Alice is here." I said. "Mom are you home?" I asked when I heard the door.
"We just got here, give us a few minuets will you." Esme told us from the kitchen.
"Sure!" Alice yelled from the bedroom. She walks in with Jasper. "We just talked to Rose and they have the clear. I also have everything set up for your wedding tomorrow. You will go first then you change and Rose goes first." She said while walking to the den.
"Wow Al you thought of everything and all in one day I might add." Bella said while hugging her. Alice left to go pack and Bella went to help.
"Okay what is with all the commotion." Mom said when we walked in the den. Dad was sitting on his chair with his feet up.
"Well I found out a lot of things today." Bella started to tell them about Captain Jack Sparrow and how her parents are pirates and that we are getting married tomorrow.
"Where is the damn Rum!?"$
"Jack."$
"Yes love?"$
"I WILL NEVER GIVE YOU ANY MORE RUM, I LEARNED MY LESSON FROM WHEN WE WERE STRANDED ON THAT ISLAND ALREADY."$
"Ah yes, you almost slept with me."$
"I did not nor will I ever."$
…Is it even physically possible to hear them all the way from where ever they are? No, I think not.$
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Peaches: HA! I took over at the end!
Edward:…Why are you so weird?
Peaches: Cause you're a whiny, stupid, hypocritical idiot and I hate you.
Edward: You used to like Twilight.
Peaches: I CHANGED. But it's fun to take over Jess's story.
Jess: GIVE ME MY STORY BACK.
Peaches: JK. I WROTE THAT FOR JESS. Plus it's fun to be mean to you.
Edward: Did you take down your stories yet?
Peaches: For Twilight? Yes.
Edward: I wonder if people actually like reading this.
Peaches: Well…when I read stories I like to read these.
Edward: You also read yaoi so your opinion isn't valid.
Peaches: IGNORANT WANNABE VAMPIRE PIMP! DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!DIE!!!
Edward: Oh dear God, PUT THE LEAD PIPE DOWN.
Peaches: I must KILL EDWARD.
Peaches: That's right Edward, back away in fear like the weakling you are.
Jess: Peaches shut the Hell Up.
Peaches: YOU, can go SCREW YOURSELF! Ughh, now I want ice cream. Damn. Why did your mom have to bring up ice cream?
Edward: Do you ever STOP?
Peaches: I only do it to annoy you Sir Dip Shit. Now tell me, is it working or do I need to be even weirder?
Jess: Do you want me to buy ice cream? I have more money.
Peaches: Yes. Even though you said that in a DEAD PAN voice.
Jess: There's no room for ice cream.
Peaches: NOOOOOO! SOB.