Jess: I don't own Twilight but I want you. Hey maybe I can own Walt Disney then I own Jack.

Edward: To bad Jess do you need a hug?Jess: Peaches just hyperventilated over ice cream

Peaches: I was NOT hyperventilating, I was simply confused. Ewww, see preps. Oh before I forget, my name has been altered, it now reads Peaches- The Bitchy Hoe Killer in stead of peaches-the-bitchy-ho-killer.

Edward: Why not just change it to Peaches?

Peaches: Because I like Peaches- The Bitchy Hoe Killer.

Jess: Will you two just shut up. Think You, now lets get back to the story

Chapter 4

The Wedding

Edward's P.O.V.

"Yes you can go. I can't believe that you guys are getting married tomorrow I have to tell everyone!" My mom yelled as she left to go tell her friends.

"Well it looks like we have to go shopping for things for the ship." Alice yelled as she pulled us out the door.

THREE HOURS LATER

Bella's P.O.V.

I can't believe that we brought so much that we can't bring it all on the ship. When we got home to my house. I was going to stay over at Edward's house but with all the packing everyone is staying at my house well just the girls the guy are staying at Jasper's house. When we opened the door we saw all the things packed and labeled. Em was taking bags in for us and getting ready to leave. Jack was talking to mom while eating and drinking rum. I guess that he found it.

"So Bella do you know sword fight?' Jack asked me while getting up and stumbled a little bit.

"No don't ask her that because you will lose and I will know" Emmett said while walking in the room. Last time we fought he lost and has scars to prove it. It took him three hours to calm down. I love him but he is an idiot like Jack.

"She can't be that good I mean she is a girl. I am Captain Jack Sparrow and I will not lose. Ha ha can't even hurt me even if you tried." at that point I was getting pissed at him.

"Well if you don't want to challenge me it's okay. I mean if your scared that you will lose to a girl well then by all means don't fight me because you will lose." I told him while getting my sword.

"Okay but don't go crying to mommy when we are done." Jack said and walked outside and taking fighting stance.(I do not know any fighting moves so watch the first movie. Watch the seen were Jack meets Will it a good fight. Put the fight in there.) We went for about half an hour before I won.

"Okay okay you win I need to be patched up by your mom."

Then Emmet walked into the room, pointed at Jack and laughed, "You got beat by Bella! Clutzy, clutzy Bella! HA!"$ "And Jack made a funny!" (Not Peaches, the one before that was Peaches.)

"Emmett, coming from you that means nothing, you get beat by me all the time."$

"Yeah but, he's an adult. I am a teenager and I don't like to hurt my sister!"$

"Ha very funny now leave because Rose will be here in like two minuets." I told him while pushing him out the door. The girls came and we talked and just did what girls do. Alice made us, by us me and Rose go to bed early so we have all the time tomorrow.

The Next Day

Bella's P.O.V.

Alice woke us up at five in the morning. We could not see Edward or Emmett and it sucked. We have a system for today, Rose is going to get ready in her bride's maid dress then after my wedding we will both change and she will have her turn. We will have a party afterward took ten hours for us to be done. My dress was a strapless top that had diamonds on the shirt and a puffy skirt. Rose's dress is a strapless backless silk dress. It had slits going from mid thigh her ankle. I herd everyone talking and it was time.

"Okay Rose you go five the I go in ten the last but not lest you go in fifteen." Alice told us. We went in and everyone was staring at me looking happy. Edward could not take his eyes of me. The preacher told us what to say but I had no clue but when he asked us if we do all I could do was hold my breath.

"I do." Edward to me.

"I do." I said to him I could not help but smile.

"Now by the power by me I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride!" He told us and he had our kiss. Everyone cheered and clapped and we got ready for Rose's wedding. It went the same way and the party was great. Emmett got his face in a piece of cake and we had a food fight. When everyone left we went to the inn and had a great night.( I am not that kind of person who writes lemons so use your brain will you.)

We got up and left to go get our stuff for the boat. When we got there we saw Jack yelling at Mom.

"No you will not and I repeat not be captain of this ship I am you got that." Jack yelled at her.

"King!" that was all she said. Jacks face fell and made a deal that he will hit on her if he is he captain of the ship. It was funny to watch. We all met each other and had to wait for the tide. I can tell that mom was happy to be in the sea again.

"Are you having fun love?" My man asked me.

"I feel like I am a peace." at that point you see Alice mad as hell yelling at my idiot of a brother. It had me and Edward laughing hard. "Yes after that back their I am having fun you?"

"I am having fun because you are having fun now lets go see what the fight is all about." He said while pulling me to see.

Jess: Well the next chapter Peaches is doing so watch out.

Edward: Does that mean that I have to listen her tell me how she hates me.

Jess: Yes now go away.

Peaches: That was a statement, you asshole.

Edward: Evil.

Peaches: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TAYLOR LAUNTER=SMEX!

Edward: …Um, okay.

Peaches: Seth sweetie why don't you get comfortable? You know, relax, take some clothes off.

Edward: Don't do it Seth, she's EVIL.

Peaches: -hiss- Don't listen to the demented freak. Don't you remember what he did to Bella?

Edward: Damn, I give up.

Inner Peaches: BWUAHAHAHAHA, I WIN. WINNER! Winner kinda sounds like wiener…lol, wiener.