Heli: *rubbing forehead with a scowl* It seems somebody can't handle reading OOC/crappy fan fiction.
Rhage: *twirling golf club* They make me break out in hives. *sniffs indignantly*
Heli: So why'd you whack me with a golf club!? I only read the first two lines!
Rhage: You should have known better.
Heli: You don't even know anything about Xanxus! You can barely spell his name!
Rhage: *snorts* That doesn't stop me. I know I can do better.
Heli: I'm not gonna-
Rhage: *Takes up a golf pose and lifts club* FORE!
She was unbelievably fragile like a hummingbird cupped in the cage of his fingers. He could feel her body trembling under his, his hands planted on the bricks of the wall at her back. Her birds were silent and stared at him with their beady black eyes. Somehow, Xanxus knew that one miscalculated move would send them swarming at him with their tiny beaks and claws, a pitiful but courageous defense for their mistress. Her eyelashes fluttered as she raised those fear darkened blue eyes to his face. Funny how he'd always enjoyed that emotion in others but seeing it on this delicate creature made him feel dirty. Pushing away from the wall, he watched as her slim throat worked, her eyes darting to the side as something cuffed his ear. The jade green finch flitted to her shoulder where it turned to face him with its little beak open in warning. It was obvious he was not welcome here. That fact didn't matter to him. He would be coming back.
Heli: I'm sorry if you just read that. I was threatened with brain damage if I didn't comply but I fought the entire time I swear. I really don't know enough about Xanxus to do anything with him properly. All I know about this short is that this is back when he thought he was the next Vongola boss so he's younger and still in Italy (I think?) Please don't kill me...
Rhage: Are you whining again?
Heli: -_-