Heli: This is sort of a scene that Largofan requested I do. She thought it'd be hilarious to put a drunk Dino (who wants to be very touchy feely) with Jack (who doesn't like to be touched at all) and this is what I came up with. I must admit that writing it did make me smile.
Rhage: LIME! lime lime lime lime lime! *cackles evilly* Heli wouldn't let me do a lemon cause out account on Adult Fan Fiction is being stupid so I bring you this lovely little lime :) R&R!
"Jaaaaaaaaaaaack!" Before she could react, Dino was already stumbling towards her with Romario in tow, his arms extended for a hug.
"What the-" Jack stepped back and Dino tripped over the baggy hems of his pants to belly flop on the granite floor, his hands grabbing at her pants.
"Jaaaaaaack." He laughed as he wormed across the floor to curl up around her feet, his cheek rubbing against her calf lovingly. Slowly, her sharp eyes lifted to Romario who stood by the front doors desperately trying not to smile. He coughed and covered his mouth with his hand.
"The Russians insisted on toasting their new business venture and sent several bottles back as a good will gift. He may have drank one...or two on the way home." Dino began to hum happily as he used her pants to drag himself up her body, those pretty gold eyes hazy with liquor.
"Jaaack. Hmm...ha Jaaaaaaaaack." He purred, his wet tongue darting out to swipe at the skin bared as the hem of her shirt caught on his head and slowly slid up with his ascent. Dino's lips latched onto the curve of her hip and he began to suck gently before licking across her belly to tease at her belly button. Jack turned bright red, her fingers fisting in his hair to try and pull him away but Dino growled possessively as his arms tightened around her waist.
"You might want to put him to bed." Romario offered, the laughter thick in his voice as Dino bent to nibble at the button of her pants, his teeth and tongue nimbly unsnapping it before snagging her zipper. Jack roughly jerked him back, his eyes lifting to blink up at her in confusion.
"Jaaaack?" Dino's face fell and instantly, she felt bad.
"Come on. Let's put you to bed." She said gruffly as she bent to grab him under the arms then haul him to his feet. Dino chuckled and swayed, his hand sliding down her rib cage while he nuzzled at her ear.
"Mmm...alright." His tongue darted into her ear to flick along the edge and Jack prayed they'd make it to the third floor before he did anything worse. He stumbled up the steps then into the first hall and they were barely out of sight when he tripped and took her down with him. Dino sprawled on his back on the crimson carpet, his pale skin and golden hair contrasting beautifully and Jack had to swallow at the sight of him, those caramel eyes darkening as they gazed up at her draped across his chest.
"Jack." He rumbled as he hands glided up her back to snag the arch of her neck with a calloused palm. His lips met hers and Jack found it hard not to gasp. God can he kiss. She tried to breath normally as his soft lips moved against hers but when his tongue darted past her lips, she was done for. She could taste the vodka and absently she made a mental note to try the real thing before he swept away all thoughts with that talented tongue. A moan echoing in the hall jerked her back to reality and Jack planted her palms on his chest to wrench herself away, dragging in a deep breath like she'd just come up from a dive. Like the sinful angel he was, Dino grinned up at her, the tip of that tongue sliding across his teeth in a satisfied smile.
"Vodka taste good." Jack mumbled as she extracted herself from him then bent to heave him up again.
"I know." He chuckled and let her half lead half carry him to the foot of the next set of stairs. The stairs were slow work and Dino cheered happily when they reached the top before he dropped an arm quickly to snag Jack around the waist, spin them both, and pin her to the wall.
"Our accomplishment deserves a celebration." His body pressed against hers until they were molded together, his hands trapping hers against the wall as his mouth latched on to her neck.
"Don't you dare give me a hick- Oh!" She exclaimed softly when his teeth glided up to the sensitive skin behind her ear, nipping gently while his hips pressed tightly into hers. Jack could feel him, every hard inch, and it was very VERY obvious what this dangerous angel wanted from her. Dino's warm breath teased at the little hairs on the back of her neck when he laughed, his hips grinding, drawing a whimper from Jack.
"Bed." He mumbled against her skin and began to drag her towards his bedroom doors then when she protested, Dino swung her into his arms, his strides long and quick. Jack blinked at him.
"You aren't drunk." She accused as he dipped to use his elbow to open the door. Dino flashed that heart stopping smile of his.
"Nope." He kicked the door shut with a thud.