Warning : Bad grammar n tenses, so beware. Every mistake solely mine. Harry Potter not mine. Slash n m – preg at the end. ;D

"Hei, James!" Sirius exclaim happily as he burst into the dinning room.

"Hey, Sirius." James smile at his best friend. He folds the daily prophet when Sirius sat down beside him.

"Hiya, Sev." Sirius smile widely at the four months pregnant wizard who busily wolf down every meal that spread all over the table.

"Hmm.." He acknowledged the man before him absentmindedly.

"What the hell did you eating?" Sirius exclaim loudly as his face turn green at Severus chosen food.

"What did you think I am eating, mutt?" he snide harshly but never stop stuffing food at his mouth.

Sirius look at his best friend whose still reading the daily prophet at his hand.

"Pstt, James. What did your spouse eating? Are you serious? That's disgusting." He whispers panicky.

"Don't say a word, Siri." James mumbles softly. "Why do you think I read this newspaper and not eating my goddamn breakfast?" he grumbles.

"Merlin pants." Sirius gags a little as he saw Severus ate fried chicken with apple sauce and mayonnaise. "And you never told me these?"

"If I have to suffer with this, you have to suffer with me too. You're my best friend and soon to be godfather. And that's your god child who wants that disgusting way to eat." James hiss with smile on his lips.

"And I should suffer with you?" He whines softly. "But why? That's your goddamn child and your spouse."

"You said something, mutt?" Severus growl at the man before him. His face contorts from bliss to anger. "Care to elaborate with the class?" he smiles sweetly but the vain in his forehead twitch in irritation.

"What? Nothing, of course." Sirius laugh nervously when James clear his throat loudly. "But why did you have to eat fried chicken with apple sauce and mayonnaise?" he tilt his head in confusion.

"Because I want it that way. Any comment?" He huff moodily.

"Of course not. Just an interesting way to eat fried chicken." Sirius said as sweat dropped from his forehead.

"It's delicious. Here. Try it." Severus beam at the dark hair man as he prepares fried chicken with a lot of apple sauce and mayonnaise to Sirius' plate.

"Umm.. Thanks?" he said in hesitation. He looks up from his disgusting fried chicken to Severus' hopeful face with dread and back to his plate. His face turns green again before he looks at his best friend. "Want some, James?"

"Nahh... I don't like sweet food and you know it. Just eat it, Siri." James smile sardonically at his best friend. His face delivers a big warning 'Eat it or die'. Sirius gulps hardly as he turns back to the man before him.

"Why don't you try it, Sirius?" Severus narrows his eyes at his husband's best friend. "You don't like it?" his lips quiver lightly.

"What? Not like that..." Sirius says panicky.

"Eat, Sirius Black." His best friend hiss at his ear. "I swear I'll skin you slowly if you ever make him cry." He smiles sweetly as he folds his arms at the table.

"But, Jamie.." His face pales at his best friend serious face.

"I'm just stopping his crying with food before you came here and now he's going to cry again because you're mouth can't stop asking ridiculous question. So, Siri, yes take the result for your action. Eat it." His eyebrow twitches in irritation.

Sirius gulps loudly before he pick a piece of covered chicken. "I'm sure it's yummy." He grins at the pregnant man before him. He closes his eyes and bit the so so sweet chicken. "Hmmm..." he moans loudly as he push down bile that threaten to burst out of his mouth. "It's great, Sev." He said cheerfully.

"See. I told you so. You should eat too, James." He said to his husband as he gives his husband a plate of the same chicken.

"Ahh..." James startled but he couldn't say anything that wouldn't make his spouse cry again. He glared dagger at his best friend (who wistfully stay silent and avoid looking at his best friend) before he take the said chicken and take a large bite into it. "Eat your meal, Love." James says softly.

Severus grin happily before he wolf his chicken again. "Merlin, warn me to avoid both of you when it's meal time again." Sirius murmur with pale face as he force to eat the dreadful chicken.

"Definitely." James smile sardonically at his friend. "If you still alive to meet another meal time." James scoffs at him.

Sirius' face pale drastically as he squeak forlornly. "Yeah. If I ever survive food poisoning by your husband. Don't let him cook your meal in the future, James. Ever." He swallows painfully.

"Oh.. You'll definitely alive this meal, Siri." James huff softly. "'Cause I'll be the who'll kill you after this torturing session. After all, you're the reason I'm eating this." He smiles wistfully as he think every possible way to tortures his friend painfully.

Sirius gaped at his friend. He open and close his mouth in shock. 'I'm so dead..' he thought dreadfully.

"Did you want some more?" Severus asks obviously unaware that both of his husband and his friend in the middle of war. Both of men turn to look at the man before them so fast that they'll break their neck.

"No, no. It's all for you, Love." James shakes his head so fast as he push the plate away from him. Far far away from him.

"No, no. I'm full, Sev. Beside I don't wanna take my godchild food, or I'll be damn myself." Sirius laughs nervously.

Severus eying both of men before him to see the truth on their words. "Ok then." James and Sirius exhale softly, their body sagging in relief.

'Damn, so close. Merlin, it'll be a long months.' Both James and Sirius mourn silently.

"Never, prongs. Never again you knock him up. This one and only. I wonder if I'll ever survive the second one." Sirius grunts softly.

"Pray, Siri. Pray it'll be an heir and a male one." James shakes his head slowly. "Me too wondering if I could ever survive the current pregnancy."

Sirius and James looks at each other before they sigh tiredly. 'I'll be damn indeed.' They thought simultantly.