Warning : as usual ;D

Well, this is the end of the Snap Shoot. I don't really want to write the birthing episode. I'm sorry. But, maybe someday, if I can, I'm gonna try to write it out.

Here you are and thanks for reading. Hope you like it. ;D

Severus Snape, the prince consort, standing behind his desk with rug in his hand. He's sweating heavily as he scrubs the desk clean. He swept his forehead as he looked at the now shining desk happily when Sirius barging into his office room.

"Sev!" he exclaims loudly. His eyes roaming the large room, trying to find the man he's searching all around the castle. Severus glares at the man whose standing at the door. His brow twitches when he saw a sole print mud soiling his shining marbles floor which he's just swept before the mutt come in and soiling it out.

"What are you doing here, Siri?" He asks him icily, eyes never left the sole mud print as if he glares hard enough the insulting print would disappear by itself.

"Oh hey, there you are-" Sirius turn his head to the right and saw the man his looking for. "Merlin me, you sure do so big." He whistles loudly, his eyes never left the round stomach that Severus pregnant belly.

"You said something, mutt?" Severus hiss heatly, eyes burning in flames as he grips the rug tightly wishing that it was the mutt's neck he was gripping in his hand. He would love to wrings that stupid mutt to death.

"Uh oh.. No. I definitely said hey, you look great." He laughs nervously as sweat begins to form at his forehead. "It's really hot in here." He clears his throat as he swept his sweat away.

"What are you doing here, mutt?" Severus repeats his question again as Sirius never giving him the answer.

"Well, just checking you out. I'm away for a month and I would like to say hi to you and my godchild." He grins happily. "By the way, what are you doing with that filthy rug?" he tilts his head in confusion, his eyes staring at rug in Severus' death grip.

"What do you think I do exactly with a rug, Siri?" he smiles sweetly as he waving the insulting rug at the man before him who scrunches his nose in disgust. Well, it was a very dirty rug indeed you can't fault him not wanting to touch or being touch by it.

Sirius shrugs at the black hair beauty before him. "Dunno. I don't even know what you did before I came here." He frown as Severus quirks his eyebrow mockingly.

"You did become stupid after leaving this castle for a month." Severus sneers at him.

"Hey! That's impo- Oh Merlin pants, you cleaning up this room, don't you?" Sirius shrieks indignantly, his finger point at rug that still being held by Severus. "Merlin beard, JAMES! JAMES!" Sirius panicking now, he hollers at his best friend loudly.

"Shut up you stupid, mutt." Severus screams at Sirius and flung the stain rug at his face.

Sirius screams hysterically when the rug struck right into his face. "MY FACE!" He flung the rug as far as he could, he groan and gags loudly as his hand swept his face from every filthy thing that might stuck on his face.

"What happens here?" James panting harshly from running as he came into the office room. "What the hell is happening? Why are there so many screaming around here?" James looks fro and back from his husband and to his bestfriend.

"He threw that filthy rug into my face Jammie." Sirius whines forlornly, his hand never stop cleaning his face. James lifts an eyebrow at his friend in mirth. "Did you see that rug? Yeah, that filthy rug and now it contaminate my good look." He pouts dramatically.

"You'll survive, Siri." James grins at his still whining friend. "But, what are you doing with that rug, Sev?" James asks softly, his confused face questioning his husband.

"Hah! That's what I asked him too before." Sirius shout in triumph as James lips turn upright in amusement with Sirius childish attitude.

"That filthy rug doing what its job." Severus huffing loudly, "It's cleaning your filthy office." Severus sneers at his husband.

"You.. are cleaning my office?" James asks in confusion.

"You do realize that there's-" Sirius throwing his arms to the hall where some maids sweeping the hall, "some maid who usually do the cleaning, right?" He said in disbelieve.

James stunned in silent. His eyes never left his husband's face.

"Of course I aware of that, mutt. So what if I, personally, want to do that?" He narrows his eyes fervently. Sirius gapped at the pregnant man who still glaring heatly at him.

"Merlin pants, you're nesting!" he shouts at the realization. James sputtered as he spun around to look at his shocked friend.

"What the hell did you said, mutt!" Severus throws his hand to the air, annoyed at stupid black hair man. "Are you comparing me with a-" Severus sputtered indignantly, "BIRD?" he snaps nastily. Vein become visible at his temple from the anger that rises in him.

"Uhh.. Jammie." Sirius squeaks at his best friend for help while James sighs heavily. He rolls his eyes and walks to his husband side.

"Sev, careful with your temper. It's near your due date now. You don't want to give birth early, do you?" James hugs his husband lightly; carefully avoid smothering the mound between them.

"He is comparing me with bird." Severus repeats in indignantly.

"No, he's not. It was one of phase with pregnancy. You remember the book, right? The one that we read together last night." Severus stares blankly at his husband. James groan inside when Severus gave him blank stare. 'He didn't remember.'

"Which one?" he tilt his head in confusion.

"The one which said 'when the mother near her due date, there's an urge in her to prepare a good place for her baby, which usually they do that with cleaning and rearranging their house until she deems it right.' It's been called nesting." James explains softly at him.

"Oh.. ok." He answers shortly. His mind still reeling with the new information. James sighs loudly when one crisis has been avoided.

"Umm.." Sirius mumbles softly attracting the attention of the men before him, making them turn their head to Sirius. Sirius looks up to look square into his friend face. "So.. You're nine months along right?" Sirius asks carefully. James narrow his eyes in wary, his arms never left Severus' shoulder.

"Yes?" Severus answers carefully, never trusting what would come out from the black hair man mouth before them. "Why?"

"Well.." Sirius squirms lightly. "Your due date would be 10 days after now, right?." He says slowly when James and Severus nodded their head simultantly. "How's the baby come out?" he asks innocently, face clearly paint in confusion. James and Severus look at him blankly before Severus looks up to his husband, hoping he could give them the answer. James sweatdrops heavily, his mind reeling so fast but no answer came to his mind.

They stayed in silent, so silent even you can hear if a pin drops on the floor.

"You don't even know, right?" Sirius licks his lips nervously. Severus faces paling drastically in panic. And in an instant, his eyes rolls into his socket and he faint into the arms of his husband, making James and Sirius became more panic. Panic shout can be heard from the farthest hall as James and Sirius screaming for mediwitch to help the fainting fairy.