"But not in that way. Remus told me all about your favorite foods."
Sirius sighed in relief, before his eyes widened.
"Remus was talking to you, about me? What'd he say? What'd he say?"
Lily giggled, at the boy's "school-girl-with-a-crush" antics, and said, "Well, let's just say...he swore me to secrecy."
Sirius blushed, as both positive and negative possibilities ran through his head.
"Tell me."
"Hmm...no."
"You have to tell me! I like him!"
"So?"
"So? I'm crushing on Remus, so that means I get to hear-"
A crash sounded throughout the tea shop, as their waiter dropped the their tea cups in shock. The pair looked in shock at a paralysed Derek Longbottom.
"You're...", he whispered. Sirius' eyes widened, and he shook his head, terrified.
"No, I-!"
"You're crushing on Remus..."
"No!"
"Yes..."
Sirius whimpered. "No..."
Lily glared at the boy. "You're interrupting my date, Longbottom."
Derek smirked. "Don't try that with me, Evans. I heard him say it himself."
In a panic, Sirius reached over the table, and kissed Lily full on the mouth.
Derek gasped, as well as Peter, who happened to be on a date with Hannah.
"I'm telling, James!", the rat declared, running out of the shop. Hannah followed, demanding him to stop.
"No!", cried Lily, getting up from the table to follow.
Derek glared at Padfoot.
"And, I'm telling Remus. The truth."
Derek threw off his apron, and ran out of the restaurant. Sirius followed, and Madam Puddifoot was left to clean the mess, and wonder where her customers and waiter were running off, too.