"Hm. I need a theme song," Luke told Bo as they were busy walking through the Garmon Mines. "Ugh," Bo sighed. "You don't need one Luke. Just because you're EGOTISTICAL, doesn't mean you need a theme for yourself!" But as always, Luke didn't listen and had already grabbed a microphone from Hammer Space and started singing.

(Goes to the theme of the Pokemon Theme Song)

I'm gonna be, the very best

Like no ones gonna be

I don't know what rhymes with best

But just you wait and see

I will travel across the land

Searching for the guy

Who chopped down, my precious tree

That I claimed was mine

My name's Luke

I'm the awesomest (why can't you see)

No one can compare with me!

My name's Luke

And yours is something stupid

That I can't repeat again!

My name's Luke (why you looking at ME!)

I know I'm too good

But you know I really should

Be on Oprah's awesome show

I AM LUKE

I am too awesome, I am too awesome!

Molly happened to walk by at the moment when Luke started break dancing, thrusting his pelvis back and forth, and swinging his arms wildly. She quickly covered her eyes and ran into the mines, not looking back.

Bo, too, covered his eyes, but soon heard the familiar sound of Luke's flat voice, and uncovered his eyes.

Yeah

Every challenge along the way

With my axe I'm gonna face

Because I know I can't fall

I'm Luke after All!

Don't come with me

I'm on my own

I'm the best team

No one can beat

The awesomness

Of Luke's dynamite

My name's Luke

I 'm the bestest one (I'm the best sight)

I signed myself for copyright (I am Luke)

Oh, I am so sexy

Not even Chase can beat me!

My name's Luke

I've got a bunch of fans (I'm more popular)

Than any of the bachelors

I am hot and you are not

I AM LUKE

Try to beat me now, try to beat me now!

Try to beat me now!

Try to beat me now!

Try to beat me now! YEAH!

Bo was amazed how Luke easily knew how to do a guitar solo, even though he never had any lessons. Unless, Calvin taught him, Bo thought. Another thought came to his small head. WAS THIS ALL PLANNED!

My name's Luke

I ran out of lyrics (If you'd be so kind)

I'm bored right out of my mind

My name's Luke

And I'm like royalty

I rule over you and me

My name's Luke (I'm really tired now)

Ash Ketchum's like me

But I really don't know how

This is the end of the song

I AM LUKE

I am too awesome, I am too awesome

I AM LUKE

Luke stopped singing and went back to talking to Bo. "You know, you could use a theme song." Bo sighed once more and shook his head.