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Chapter 13 Breakfast with a side of Spock
Kagame glanced at the site at their table, nine boys total, and three girls all eating at one small table and the surrounding area.
"More please!" The twins demanded, well both sets as she stacked more pancakes on their plates.
'What's this called?" Tamaki asked as he looked into his bowl slurping up the milk.
"Cereal." Mikan explained, "we brought it from the states, Lucky Charms."
"Such delicious food you commoners have." Tamaki commented as he shoved food down his mouth.
"What did you guys have last night?" Kagame asked as she watched them eat away at everything they had.
"Ah anything that was in the closet." The twins answered rolling there eyes and shrugging as they fed each other pancakes.
"No fricken love making!" Mikan yelled as she pushed away her own plate, "Ugh you guys make me sick. How did you manage to eat Oreo's, cheetoe's, Doritos, soda, Ritz, and god knows what else last night? It's like you live off junk food."
"It's new. It's cheap. It was all there was to eat." Honey sang as he chomped down on the stack of pancakes, "We're used to eating whatever our chef makes."
"Kagame our live in chef." Sho joked as he flinged butter at Hikaru who ducked and returned fire with a slab of his own.
"Butter stays on the pancake boys." Kagame warned as a very well rested Kyoya walked through the door smiling for once.
"Kyoya you feeling okay?" Mikan asked
"Very." He answered, "How was your sleep on the couch?"
"Interesting." Mikan answered, with a sigh, "Of course this isn't the first time I've had breakfast at 10:30 am."
"Yes, a very well rounded meal of pancakes, bacon and orange juice, after a night of nothing but corroborated junk commoner food chuck full of additives." He commented, "Don't you keep anything healthy."
"That was for all our activities during the day. 'Kagame told him, "When I'm driving everybody else around."
"It is practical for that.' He answered as he handed her a check, "Here's for everything they ate."
"Keep it." Kagame shrugged, "You guys are family now, of course we get the same treatment if we show up to your house."
"Is that a threat?" He asked
"It could be.' She answered waving a spatula at his face, "If you trash my house again."
"Perhaps we shouldn't come over again." He answered
"You shouldn't come over when the twins are here." She corrected glancing at the table rapping the counter, "Look! Wash the dishes off and into the sink or none of you leave the table. The cook is out."
"So who was the guy with pointy ears?" Kaoru asked turning back to the remnants of his plate.
"That's Mr. Spock." She answered, "Second in command on the starship enterprise. And very snazzy in a suit."
"I don't like Captain Kirk." Honey commented
"No one does." Mikan answered
"Is it a very popular show?" Honey asked as he carried his plate as the two sets of twins began to splash each other with water.
"Yeah. I mean this thing is a phenomenon." She answered, "Really bad acting, but addicting. It's like crack." as she turned her head to the commotion by the sink.
"Stop fighting." Kagame yelled pulling the twins apart, "Go on. Sho and Jun your with me you have to come exercise-"
She didn't finish her sentence as the boys ran out leaving a pile of dishes in there wake for the others to handle, who turned back to the sink.
"You going to be okay for the next couple hours?" Kagame questioned the remaining groups who were actually almost done with the kitchen mess, though it was mostly Mikan and er she thought her name was Haruhi, doing the work.
"Look our two resident commoners." The twins smiled as they began to make for the door.
"Yeah." Mikan answered her sister, "You guys up for more star trek!"
"Startrek! This American drama is more amazing than the Japanese soap operas." Tamaki wailed as he danced around with the butter dish before Mikan retrieved it from his hands.
"All right. Star trek it is." She muttered as she began to load the dishes away.
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"I think my eyeballs are going to fall out. If we have to watch one more episode." Mikan commented as they sprawled on top of each other. It was 5:30 in the afternoon and they all had been such couch potatoes.
"You know if we take off our socks this is an orgy.' She laughed as the others stared in confusion. They were sprawled onto of each other in one big mass of couch and flesh, relaxing, everyone to comfy to move anywhere. Mikan had her legs up under Honey as she laid on Mori's lap who ignored her presence and Cho who was curled up by Kyoya.
Mans best friend, Mikan had mused to herself. She was impressed the gang had been able to pick up the entire storyline, though getting them to quit watching was a different story.
"I should get home and do my homework." Haruhi said as she tried to pull herself up.
"Nah." the twins shook their head.
"We need to have a homework party." Mikan yawned, getting up, "All right everybody out, I have stuff to do, like take a shower."
"I agree." Kyoya said setting down Cho who yipped, "We've spent enough time here. Until Monday."
"Right." Mikan waved suddenly cursing, "Holy shit!"
"Bad puppy!" Honey smacked her
"No. No. Ugh. Okay yeah you guys have to get out of here. I'm really late for something." Mikan muttered, "Goodbye to all." as she thumped her way up the stairs.
"What's her deal?" Hikaru asked as he stretched his back, "Whoa we do smell."
"Where were you last night Haru-chan?" Honey asked as he clung to Mori.
"Oh well since Kagame had to go pick up her two brothers we ended up eating dinner at my house , while you guys were here watching star trek." She explained climbing up the stairs.
"Ahh! We missed dinner?" Tamaki asked, "How I would have longed for such a treat!"
"We wouldn't," the twins shook their heads, "Her brothers are annoying, pranksters."
"Like two brothers we know." Tamaki rebuked, "You two could learn a thing or two from them."
"Hey where's Mikan?" Honey asked glancing around the foyer.
"She had to go."Mori answered picking him up onto his shoulders as they walked out the door to the waiting car that had been called prior.
"Haruhi do you need a ride?' Mikan called from the top of the stairs.
"Yes." She answered running up the stairs to avoid from being dragged away by Tamaki who was yelling, "Come daughter! Come ride with daddy!"
"No it's oaky." She answered shutting the door to Mikan's room as she was gathering things into a duffel bag.
"Hey." She waved, "I forgot that I had rehearsals today. It doesn't really matter because-oh wait, what's today?"
"Sunday." Haruhi answered slowly
"Oh shit. Never mind, I already missed them." She huffed sitting on her bed, "They were on Saturday."
"Rehearsal?" Haruhi asked
"Oh well any group pieces we have big run through or we may have a class we're we critique each other on the piece." She answered with a shrug, 'They're not really important until recital time and then if you miss one and you might as well not show up at all."
"Sounds serious." Haruhi commented, "Don't they lose a lot of dancers?"
"Well, no, because anyone who is late is covered for." Mikan answered, "So the sensei never find out and they are never late again. But with my cast I only go to take notes and be present."
"Ah. So it's oaky?" Haruhi asked
"Considering I've only missed one class in the last five years?" Mikan asked, "Yep I'll say we're good."
"You have a nice house." she commented
"Oh this isn't my real house. It's temporary because my brother's banana python got loose and it's not really safe for us."
"Python?" Haruhi asked feeling her jaw drop.
"Oh yeah. Mostly harmless." She answered, "He spends his days crawling around in trees as the sound of the rainforest play around him."
"You have a python." She repeated
"Yep."
"Wow." Haruhi shook his head in disbelief.
"HEY! What are you two doing?"
Mikan glanced from the corner of her room, "Don't you two have some love making to do?"
"Oh shut up." Kaoru said playfully as they took over her bed.
"Is there a reason that your still here?" She asked crossing her arms.
"We want to stay with out puppy, because we will be bored at home." They answered
"I'm going home soon." Haruhi reminded them, "We were just waiting for her sister to come home."
"No! You'll come with us." They answered, "We need to take a shower anyways."
"What does that have to do with anything?" Haruhi asked confused
"Homework party!" Mikan yelled, "Come on I need to get out here and away from my family."
"Aww, we can show the puppy of to mom." They cooed," Go take a shower first you smell."
"Fine." She answered running to the bathroom.
"Does anyone else know you stayed?" Haruhi asked as they continued to explore her room, "What are you looking for?"
"Her diary. Or something personal." They answered, "Hey who's this?'
"Her dad probably." Haruhi answered glancing at the picture.
"How come she never talks about him?" They asked, "Maybe she's ashamed-"
"He's dead." Haruhi told them, "Skiing accident."
"Oh." They grew quiet for a minute before reverting back to their normal annoying selves digging through her drawers.
"Oh look at this!" Kaoru held up a pair of pink nylon tights, "You think she's an exotic dancer?"
"I don't know, but her underwear looks like floss." Hikaru laugh holding up a pair red laced panties as he flinged them across the room.
"Why are you invading her personal effects?' Haurhi asked, 'You wouldn't like it if she did the same to you."
"We expect she will." They answered, "We're just that cool."
"Right." Haruhi nodded, "Well I won't be coming, as I need to get homework done."
"Workaholic." They muttered
Haruhi rolled her eyes, "Well I do have a scholarship to maintain."
"What are you guys doing with my thong?"
They jumped to see Mikan standing in only a towel.
"Gah! Why are you-" They started before running out into the hall, as Haruhi blinked following them out.
Mikan shut the door behind them as they began to move around the hallway.
"She had no sense of modesty." Haruhi commented
"We realized that.' They answered as they looked at the picture, "Look at all these people."
"She must have a big family."
"Not really." Mikan called, "That's over a couple generations."
"Oh." They answered, "Are you dressed decently?"
"Yep." Mikan answered as she pulled on her skirt and adjusted her leggings as she pulled on her green cloth jacket grabbing a messenger bag, "Ready to go?"
"Yeah." They answered heading the stairs.
"You know his is really weird. I never went over to peoples houses the first week I meet them." She commented
"Well technically you're out toy, so it doesn't matter if we bring you with us." The twins shrugged as she glared.
"Oh really I though I was a puppy, shouldn't that make you my toys." She asked and smiled, "Come on boys. I don't have all day."
Haruhi smiled as they fumed following Mikan down the stairs standing outside at Kagame who had just pulled up in the dirty blue jeep.
"I figured you guys could use a lift." She smiled as the twins laughed in the back seat.
"What happened to the limo?' The twins asked looking around.
"Oh my sister borrowed it." Kagame from the driver's sheet shrugging, "Oh wait no your limo drove off, my sister was in our limo. "
"That was fun!" Sho smiled as he jumped out of the back helmet in hand.
"Yeah I like how we went around those corners." Jun smiled at the twins, "I hope you guys have insurance."
Hikaru and Karou only stuck their tongues out crossing their arms at the twins who laughed walking into the house.
"Ready to ride like commoners?" Kagame asked as the twins hopped in the back with Haruhi in between who looked rather pale.
"Lolz." Mikan smiled as she slammed the door, buckling her seatbelt and looking over her shoulder, "You guys ever been in a jeep?"
"Is it anything like a bmw or a Porsche?" Hikaru asked
"Not really." Kagame answered with a wicked smile, "It's better."
"Whee!' Mikan laughed hysterically as the keep pulled out spitting gravel like Kagame always liked to do blasting the radio.
"I'm going to be sick." Haruhi muttered as she leaned over her knees putting her head down.
"What are you talking about?" They asked, "This is great. Faster."
Kagame flipped around a corner, slowing down though when they moved onto the highway, "I'll drop you guys off first. Where do you live?"
"We'll just point it out." They answered, "You want to take this main highway for at least another ten minutes, third exit, and then we'll be on some back roads."
"Allright." She answered as Mikan put her hand out the window.
"Haruhi you hanging in there." Mikan asked as she glanced at the girl who looked slightly pale.
She gave a slight nod of her head. She was very happy when they at last arrived at the twin's house well mansion.
"Nice digs." Mikan complimented.
"We do like it." They answered as Kagame pulled up to the front gate skidding.
"All right out, out, out."
Mikan stood waving good bye to a cloud of dust, "Hey where's Haruhi?"
"I think your sister took her." They answered, "We'll get her over here one day. Come on puppy. We'll go show you off."
"Lovely." She answered slinging her bag over her shoulder.
"Oh wait." Hikaru smiled as if suddenly remembering, "Isn't it our turn to-"
"Why yes it is." Kaoru nodded, "It is a good thing you came over puppy."
"Why?" She asked cautiously.
"Training." They yelled together
"Hey look! Its Tamaki with his eyes gouged out!"
"Where?" They asked flipping around as she made a beeline for the nearest place to hide crashing through the gate and through a row of bushes.
"Come on puppy!" They called as they took after her.
"Damn this cast to hell." She cursed quietly to herself as she hit the ground, as they ran right by her.
"Puppy!' They called as she lifted herself off the ground limping through a rather extensive garden. She was lucky that it was still early fall, so there were still bushes if no flowers.
She paused resting on a bench breathing hard and fast as she laughed to herself.
"Yes. Escaped them."
"PUPPY!" They yelled from behind as she jumped into the air falling onto the ground.
"Silly puppy." They teased as they grabbed her under the arms and dragging her across the grass as she suddenly wished she had been able to stay with Kagame.
"You going to be okay?" Kagame asked as she dropped of Haruhi.
The girl nodded tripping over her feet.
"Allright let me help you up the stairs." Kagame shook her head, "I guess I should have been a little easier on you."
Haruhi shook her head, "Yeah. I'm just a little dizzy."
She pushed open the door as Haruhi stumbled over. "Okay sit down." Kagame ordered as she dragged her over to a cushion, "I'll cook you dinner, what do you want?"
"What?" Haruhi asked confused
"I cook for a lot of people." She answered pulling out a few pans, "You're family now."
"You adopt easily." She noted
"Yep." Kagame nodded, as she fried up some already cut vegetable she pulled from the refrigerator, "It's always been like that in our family. My mom always had people at our house, well mostly my friends from high school, and of course Mikan's friends. I'm used to cooking a lot for everybody. By the way did you like my pancakes."
"Yes they were nice."
"So, what can you tell me about this club? I can't get a very detailed answer."
Oh so she wants to know more about the club, Haruhi noted, "Well it's nothing much. I'm a host and we're each something that represents a different personality, like I'm normal."
"Any hosts that are girls?" She asked
"No."
"Right." Kagame answered rolling her eyes, "So you just listen and entertain these girls? What does Mikan do?"
"Oh she serves tea and is doted upon by different hosts." Haruhi answered
"Oh okay that's a relief."
"I'm feeling a little better." Haruhi told
"Then go do your homework."
I actually don't have any. I did it all on Friday." She explained
"Wait, then why did you come home?" Kagame asked confused
"I just wanted some time to myself."
"I can understand. Those guys can really wear you out." She commented as she undid and redid her braid as something sizzled in the frying pan. She poured water in a pot letting it boil on the stove, "You seem to by yourself a lot."
"Well I see them at club and at school.' She shrugged, "This is the first time we've spent a weekend together."
"Ah." She answered pulling a deck of cards from her pocket, "Want to play?"
"Sure." She answered as Kagame came to sit, "Don't you have any friends your age?"
"Well yeah, but they're back in the states." She explained as she dealed out the cards," And I've been trying to figure out what to do with my life so it's been hard to meet anyone. I mean I really like your dad, he's hilarious."
Haruhi didn't comment as they began, "What are we playing?"
"War. 'She answered, "What do you think the twins are doing?"
"Probably training." Haruhi answered
'What?"
"Oh we're having this competition between the eight of us and we have to 'train' Mikan because she bit the twins."
"Oh. What's the prize?"
"I'm not sure." Haruhi answered, 'I think it was something like whoever wins gets to use her for a day."
"Interesting." Kagame smiled
"You're okay with it?'
"No better then anything I've done." She shrugged, 'Ha! I win." She scooped up the cards.
Mikan crossed her arms, "For the last time I am not going to jump through a hula hoop. Especially one that's on fire."
"But-" They stood on either side of the hoop.
"NO!" She yelled finally sitting on the floor.
"Fine." They answered snapping their fingers as some helper ran forward with a fire exhshtigusher dousing the flame quickly, "You not being very cooperative."
"Well, I haven't been rewarded for doing something good." She explained, "You've always hit me."
"Fine." They answered, "We'll give you a cookie everytime you do something good."
"Hold on. That's another thing, no doing crazy stunts or the like. I can't jump through fire hoops or juggle while riding a uni cycle."
"But you can balance right?' They asked, "A puppy should have good poise, it's a sign of good breeding. You can start by stacking these books on your head."
She forced her eyes up to see the books, about ten or so as she took of down the hall slowly walking though the book didn't waver.
"Okay Puppy, now hold still." They told her as she heard something being bended back.
"Guys what are you doing?" She asked not daring to turn around doing as she had been told, as all the book suddenly tumbled to the ground. She flipped to see Karou bowing as Hikaru clapped. They had shot a fricken arrow at her head.
"And what was the point of that?' She fumed as they laughed, "Target Practice."
"Relax Mikan.' Karou shrugged, "I've been doing bow and arrow since I could walk. I could shoot an apple of your head."
"No." Mikan answered crossing her arms.
"Well what if I did blind folded?" He asked
"Hell no.' She answered, "I don't need to be the one you miss on."
"Silly puppy." They answered once more patting her head.
"Yeah. Yeah." She yawned, "Where the food? I'm starving."
"Oh. We have our chef make you something." They smiled as they grabbed themselves an arm each and walked down the hall.
"I really want a toasted cheese." She told them as they plopped her down at a table and several minutes later a toasted cheese appeared.
"That was fast."
"He's known for it." They answered as they sat staring at her.
"Are you going to just watch me eat?' She asked
"We ate before we started training." They answered
"What's the prize?" She aksed after a minute
"To use you personally for a day." They answered
"Oh, in that case I'll make sure I'll fail for you two." She answered ,"Can I get some water?"
They poured her a glass slding it over.
"Thanks." She smiled, "Gah stop staring at me."
"We're not staring." They answered rolling their eyes, "There's nothing else to look at."
She yawned, "What time is it?"
"About ten or so. Why?"
"I'm tired." She answered yawning, "I should call Kagame." as she laid her head on the table.
"We'll get the phone." as they left her to doze with her head on the table.
"Hello Kagame?" They asked
"Hello?" She answered, "Oh it's the twins. Right? What's happening?"
"Can you come pick Mikan up?' They asked
"Are you crazy? It will take me over an hour to get their in back, just drop her off will you?" Kagame yawned, "The doors unlocked I'm going to bed good night."
"Kagame!" They started but the phone went dead and they shrugged walking back into the dining room.
"Mikan." They nudged her on either side, but her head just lolled to the right.
"Awww sleeping puppy." They smiled as they yanked her chair out from under her.
Her head hit the table as she fell to the floor still fast asleep.
"I guess we have to carry her." Karou muttered grabbing her arms and pulling up, "You grab her feet."
"I don't think we'll be able to support her." He muttered, "You carry her."
"Fine." Karou answered lifting Mikan up huffing as he did it, "She's heavy for a puppy."
'Oh come on. Use that upper arm strength." Hikaru teased as Kaoru struggled to carry her out the limo sliding inside taking gulps of air as he set her down on the far left next to window clicking on her seatbelt.
"Heavy." he mumbled as Mikan leaned over onto his lap smacking her lips.
"You know it's odd, how easily we've taken to her." Hikaru said, "We've never become friends with someone so easily."
"I think it's because we've had a bad rap with her.' Kaoru commented stroking her hair, "She looks like a puppy. So cute."
"We are creepers. We're watching her while she sleeps." Hikaru shook his head.
"She was the one who fell asleep on us." Kaoru aruguged, "Though we may have knocked her out by accident when we pulled the chair out."
"She's got a nasty cut on her forehead." Hikaru noticed brushing her bangs out of the way, "Luckliy no one will remember."
"We have to be careful with her. Remember when she dumped water on us?" He asked, "She has a bite."
"One that's blunt. It's like when a dog teeths, it hurts maybe a tiny bit." Hikaru shrugged
"And she had Kyoya on her side." Karou continued
"She has the whole club on her side, it's the same with Haruhi." Hikaru shrugged, "Of course we'll just have to wait for Mikan to get some boy interested so then we can really screw with her."
"I like having a puppy." Hikaru commented, before the twins lasped into silence for a few minutes, "What do you think of her sister?"
"Kagame?" He asked, 'She knows how to have a good time."
"And how to drive." Hikaru added
"And cook apparently. I don't like the twins." Kaoru commented
"Annoying jerks they are." He nodded, "Reminds me of our younger days with less malice. What did we end up teaching her tonight?"
"How to stand still and take commands." Kaoru answered, "We can shoot the books off her head to show loyalty."
Hikaru had to laugh at that, "Oh that will be perfect. Since she won't jump through a fire hoop."
The limo pulled up to the gravel drive way coming to short halt.
"Wow we're here already." They commented together as they glanced out the window.
"Not carrying her." They yelled together.
"Fine. One two three. Not it." They yelled again together.
"I carried her out here.' Karou told him.
"Fine I'll bring her inside." Hikaru answered as he opened the passenger door and hauling her body out of the car onto the grass like a carcass.
"So heavy." He muttered lifting her up and to her door, before going up the stairs to her room.
"Don't drop her." Kaoru hissed as he set her on the bed still in her skirt.
"I didn't. Let's go. We still have school in the morning." Hikaru ordered walking back down the stairs and out the door to the limo.
"That we do." Karou nodded following close behind as they pulled out of the drive way.
"It's Haruhi's turn tomorrow isn't it?" Hikaru asked
"I think so." He nodded, "unless the order gets switched up."
"Very unlikely." Hikaru agreed as they lapsed once more into silence trying to comprehand how the heck a commoner had so very quickly been able to gain their attention. It wasn't like she was anything more than a toy, but she tugged them this way and that. Maybe it was because she had been the one to invite them in first. All of them. No holds, just come over to my place and make yourselves comfortable.
"Very strange." They murmured
.woah! long chapter. Enjoy. Review. Fav. Spay and Neuter your Camera's!