Julius bit his lip and did his thinking pose, which consisted of him jutting his hip out and putting his hands behind his head. It was the alternative for the Thinking Chair, which was currently being used.

Molly was on his mind, and she made him worry. For his secret. Nobody knew but him. And maybe Hamilton. But he wouldn't tell. He was just the mayor who posted the news and told everyone EVERYTHING and told you when you should get married and have kids, right?

People needed to know. They couldn't hide in fear thinking, 'Does Julius the Wonderful have any secrets of his that I should know, so that I can tell everyone on Facebook about it?' Julius knew this was important, but he didn't know when to tell everyone. He faced his calendar and sighed pointing at it.

"Let's do this!" Eenie meenie (Justin Bieber reference! I hate him!)

On the day of Summer the 20th, Julius gathered everyone in front of his house for a major PJA, or a Public Julius Announcement. Everyone stood with bored expressions, thinking about things that were better than Gill (even if this was about Julius).

Cats. Fish. Birds. Bears. Serial Killers. Serial Arsonists. Assassins. The list went on.

Julius stepped up to the Mic (which yeah, yeah, came from HAMMER SPACE!) and held his breath for an hour. He probably beat someone's no breathing record. Beat that, he thought.

"Hello, everyone!" he cracked a smile. "Today's public announcement is brought to you by KFC and Coca-Cola. In the evening, we'll have a live performance by one of my favorite artist, JUSTIN BIEBER!" someone invisible cheered.

Julius sighed and cleared his throat. "I have gathered you all here, because I have to tell you my secret. The on that'll save you out of you misery. The one that'll save the lives of you loved ones." Everyone leaned closer in their seats.

"I'm…." they slid closer. "I'm…" they were on the edges of their seats.

"Gay."

Everyone groaned. "I thought this was a secret!" Molly yelled, and everyone agreed. Julius was shocked. "How did you know?" Everyone looked at him closely, but responded with,

"A lucky guess."