THIS CHAPTER IS SHORT AND CRACKED! MEGA CRACK! DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SERIOUS PLOT! HAS NOTHING TO REALLY DO WITH MAIN PLOT POINT, JUST FUNNY SUGAR INDUCED FROLIC AND DETOUR! WILL NOT BE USED IN ACTUAL PLOT LINE! PLEASE ENJOY!

Chapter 32 √5 Suga Pxie Crack

Tamaki stared at the long tube, "Hunny what is this again?"

"A pixie stick." Hunny smiled holding up the brightly colored tube in his hand, "They sell them for pennies over here! I got ten!"

"A pixie stick-" Tamaki stared at the long tube again, "It's just powder though."

"Well I guess you could pour it on cake or put it in some coffee." Hunny answered as he shifted at his seat at the large kitchen counter. It was a rare moment in the host club, the members had scattered. Kyoya seemed to be hauled away in his room with the threat of murdering anyone who attempted to even come within five feet within it. He had set the security buzzer, as the twins soon found delivered a particularly nasty shock.

The little devils had sulked out the apartment, muttering how bored they were and seeing if the commoner's could provide any relief. Hunny of course had wandered a ways with Mori, who was busy flipping through a dance magazine with a highlighter. Tamaki didn't comment, Mori seemed pretty silent over the whole affair with Mikan. It was like some spark of intelligence deep within the dead heap of cells that formed the central part of his brain was able to read correctly what was happening.

Tamaki brushed back his hair. He had switched out his I Heart NY t-shirt, he couldn't be mistaken as one of the other millions on the street. He adjusted the pink boa around his neck, the twins in insisted that scarves were in and the over sized purple sunglasses on his face as he propped his head on a hand. He felt very strange in the stage props, but the twins insisted again that Mikan had a theatre gene that let her hone in on her own type.

"Tama-chan?" Hunny asked, "Aren't you going to eat your pixie stick?'

"I think I'll add it to some coffee." Tamaki answered as he smiled turning away, "It will be easier. I'm sure this is their answer to sugar, commoners have hardly enough time and money to buy real coffee."

"But tama-chan." Hunny began as he shrugged and tipped back his own pixie stick.

Tamaki set out the tea set, as he poured a cup of the ever delicious commonor's coffee, but even as he stared at the cup, "OH MIKAN!"

He slammed a fist into the counter, "WHHY! PUPPY! WHY! I'M SUCH A BAD MASTER! SUCH A BAD, BAD, BAD MASTER!"

He ripped off the top of the long pixie stick as he dumped the entire thing into the cup as the sugar sunk into the bottom of the cup.

"WHHHHHHY!" He cried again tossing it to the floor, as he reached for another one as ripped it open and dumped it in again.

"Ummm tama-chan." Hunny began as he raised a finger, "Can I have some cake please?"

"WAHHHH!" Tamaki answered as he reached into the refrigerator and pushed the entire chocolate cake toward Hunny who stared and grabbed it off the counter trotting over to Mori as he dug a hand into it. The giant glanced, picking it off the floor and setting it on the table.

"No." He said simply, as Hunny stared at him, running back to the counter, as he grabbed a fork.

Mori glanced again, and nodded his head, as Hunny continued to dig back in.

"Emmm.' He smiled as Tamaki's wail's continued.

"WAHHHHH! MIKKKKKAAAAANNNNN!" Tamaki howled now throwing his head back as he tossed his third stick to the ground. He ignored the stack of sugar that now piled out of the cup of coffee as he slurped it down. He couged, choking on the super sweet drink, but he shook his head.

"WHHHHY! WHHYYY!" He continue as he finished it off, tossing the cup to the floor as it smashed into a million pieces. He paused, "WAHHH! PUPPY WOULD HAVE LOVED TO CLEAN THAT UP!"

"Takashi?" Hunny asked his friend as Mori glanced over from his magazine, 'Did the boa stop Tama-chan's thinking?"

Mori flicked his eyes to the host king who had ripped open another pixie stick laughing madly as he drowned down the rest of the instant coffee. He turned back to Hunny and then once more to Tamaki as he pulled out a second cake and simply slammed his face in to the frosting.

"Eh.' He answered with a small shrug as Hunny went back to happily munching his own cake.

Tamaki laughed madly, "I WILL FIND YOU PUPPY! THIS I SWEAR!"

Mori glanced up again as Tamaki ran out the apartment door. He heard a small thud and more maddening screams as he leaned back into the couch.

"Will Tama-chan be okay?" Hunny asked as Mori glanced down. He gave a smile and nodded as he turned back to the magazine.

Yep. Like I said, total crack. Good break. Lol, more Tamaki antics will be served up, any thing negative will be served up as karma. Anyone whose ever had a pixie stick, knows they are sugar crack.