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It was two weeks until the wedding, and the blue hero was feeling stressed out.
Ever since he found out about the new villainess, she had robbed two more places, and each time had the same ending result: The criminal escaping and the cameras shut down. The witnesses weren't a lot of help since there could be thousands of blonde girl in a big city like Metro City.
He only had two more weeks to find her, but so far no luck. Megamind sent brain bots out to search but put a stop to that after they brought five scared blonde girls to the lair, thinking they were the villainess. Megamind quickly apologized to the girls, and Minion gave them a face full of Forget-Me-Spray.
Needless to say, Megamind just felt frusterated, often staying up and getting up early just trying to figure out what to do next. At the moment, he was trying to think of a way to block the villainess' controling frequency. If he did that, he could arrive quicker, and maybe catch her. But without knowing what kind of technology she had, Megamind was stuck.
"How's the search going, hun?" asked Roxanne as she walked into the observatory holding two mugs of coffee.
"Oh just fantastic," Megamind said. Roxanne gave a sly smile, her sarcasm was rubbing off on him.
"Well, I'm sure you'll figure it out somehow," encouraged Roxanne as she gave him one of the mugs. Megamind smiled.
"Thank you," he replied before taking a sip of coffee. He smiled. Three cups of sugar, just how he liked it.
"Maybe you just need a break," suggested Roxanne, "do you want to help me figure out where to go for our honeymoon?"
"Our what?" Megamind asked, confused. Honey and Moon don't even sound right together, bees couldn't even survive on the moon (at least, not normal bees. Hmm...)
"It's a vacation couples take after they get married," explained Roxanne, "that way they can just relax and have fun being married."
"Oh, sounds like fun," commented Megamind. Roxanne laughed.
"I think that mostly depends on where we go," said Roxanne, sitting in a chair next to her fiancee.
"Hmm," said Megamind as he typed something in. He clicked on a page called "Top Ten Honeymoon Destinations." He scrolled through the destinations, quickly absorbing all the information on the screen.
"I don't think we should go out of the states," suggested Roxanne, "some countries might not know about...you."
"Right," said Megamind. They defintely didn't need to be taken by a foreign government on their honeymoon just because his skin was a primary color. He clicked on 'USA destinations'. "How about Ha-way-eye?"
"You mean Hawaii?" Roxanne corrected, "well, it would definitely be relaxing. There wouldn't be any big cities, and I've always wanted to go there. Sounds like a great honeymoon to me."
"If it sounds good to you, then it sounds good to me," Megamind replied with a smile.
"Okay then, I'll book the hotel later today," said Roxanne, "do you want to take a plane or are you going to build one?" She had meant this as a joke, but in a flash, she saw his bright green eyes fill with inspiration. "Oh no, you're not..."
"I've never built a jet before!" said Megamind, grabbing some blue paper, "after all, I've never had to leave the city. But now, the possibilities are endless!" He quickly started sketching out the body of a jet. Roxanne mentally face palmed.
"So I guess I'll see you in two weeks?" she asked.
"Don't be silly Roxanne," said Megamind, not looking up from the paper, "I have to finish it before the wedding. Besides, with enough time to work, it should be finished within a week."
Roxanne rolled her eyes. "Just please promise me you won't work forty-eight hours straight again."
"I promise, I promise," replied Megamind. Roxanne just smiled and walked over to the elevator, leaving her future husband to his work.
After finalizing the design, Megamind quickly wrote down a list of parts he would need. "Minion!" Minion was by his side within a minute.
"Yes Sir?" the loyal fish asked.
"I need these parts, within a few days if possible," said Megamind, handing Minion the list. The fish quickly read the list.
"Sir, are you building a plane?" Minion asked.
"Of course, for traveling to our honeymoon," replied Megamind.
"Oh, you and Ms. Ritchi are going on a honeymoon? To where?" Minion asked.
"Ha-way-ee," replied Megamind. Minion though for a minute.
"Oh, Hawaii?" Minion said, "How wonderful! Um, Sir, do you think you can bring back a few shells? I'm always interested in Earth's oceanography compared to Azullon's."
"Of course," said Megamind with a smile. Happy, Minion quickly started walking towards the door so he could go order the parts.
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"Sir? Sir?"
Megamind slowly opened his eyes and yawned. He was in bed with Roxanne (who were both wearing pajamas, thank goodness for the fish). The alien looked up and saw his fishy friend. "Minion? What time is it?" he whispered, not to disturb his future wife.
"It's 6:45, Sir," replied Minion, "and there are some people here to see you."
Megamind sighed and reluctantly got out of bed. He was exhausted after staying up until ten at night working on the first few parts of the jet. But heroes didn't just ignored people.
He walked downstairs to the front door, thinking maybe it was the Warden or police officers saying the found another clue about the villainess, or there had been another bank robbery. As soon as he opened the door, he was blinded by bright flashes.
"Megamind! Megamind, over here!"
After regaining his sight, Megamind saw that there was a small mob of reporters and cameramen at his doorstep. He knew he should've kept the lair a secret, villain or hero.
"What, what is it!" Megamind managed to shout over the crowd.
"Megamind, is it true that you and Roxanne Ritchi are getting married?" Megamind's eyes widened. How did they find out?
"Well, um," Megamind tried to say. He didn't want to tell them the truth, but lying wouldn't exactly help either.
"When's the wedding?"
"Where did you propose?"
"When did you propose?"
"What does the ring look like?"
"There are rumors going around that this is just a publicity stunt: Can you confirm or deny?"
"I, I," Megamind said, trying to keep his cool. But the reporters just wouldn't stop badgering. He was tempted just to take out his dehydration gun and shoot a couple times in the air just to get their attention. Finally, he couldn't take it anymore. "What are you people doing here! It's seven in the morning!"
Seeing that his master was getting frusterated, Minion quickly stepped in front of the hero before he did something he regretted. "I'm sorry, but neither Megamind nor Ms. Ritchi are taking questions at this time."
"But what about the wedding!" a reported asked.
"Yes, they are getting married but that it all the information we are giving out. There, that's your story, no please go back to your homes and please enjoy your morning." And with that, Megamind slammed the door on the reporters. He sighed and rubbed his temples.
"Well, at least they didn't try to break down the door this time," said Minion. Megamind looked up at Minion, his face darkened and his eyes glaring. "What?"
"Who. Told?" Megamind asked, angry that the annoying mosquitoes known as the paparazzi had found out.
"Don't look at me, my lips have been sealed this whole time," said Minion.
"Probably one of the stores we went to," said Roxanne, causing the two friends to look up. She was walking down the stairs to see what was going on, but by the shouting and flashes, she figured it out on her own. "Someone probably saw us there, the press found out and then bribed the cashiers to spill the beans."
"Well, at least they don't know where the wedding is," reminded Minion.
"Their bound to come when they see a wedding in the park where fifteen percent of the guests attending are blue," said Megamind.
"Don't worry, we're both used to reporters, it'll be fine," said Roxanne, putting a hand on her fiancee's shoulder, "besides, there's still one good thing to look forward to on that day."
Megamind smiled. "Yes, the cake Minion is baking." Roxanne playfully elbowed him. "I'm kidding, I'm kidding!" Both laughed and walked into the dining room.
"Any requests for breakfast?" Minion asked.
"I'm kinda in the mood for french toast," suggested Roxanne.
"Oh, with blueberry syrup, and coffee!" Megamind added.
"Coming right up!" replied Minion as he tied his 'Kiss the Cook' apron to his robot waist. As they waited for breakfast, Megamind still couldn't help but be annoyed by the paparazzi.
"How did Met-er-Music Man not get annoyed by all the press?" Megamind asked.
"Oh, he was annoyed by them," replied Roxanne, "in fact the only person who was allowed to interview him was..."
"You," finished Megamind with a smile, "and I'm thankful for that."
Roxanne couldn't help but smile. "I think he pretty much ignored or hid from the rest of the press. After all, with having super speed and flight, he could be practically invisible."
Invisible, Megamind repeated in his head. That gave him an idea.
"Say, Minion," he asked when Minion poured the coffee.
"Yes Sir?"
"Do we still have leftover fabric from my Inviso-bank Robbery plan?" Megamind asked.
"I'm pretty sure we still have two rolls of it somewhere in the lair," replied Minion.
"Excellent," replied Megamind with a smile before sipping his coffee. Roxanne raised an eyebrow at him.
"What exactly are you planning this time," she asked with a sassy smirk.
"You'll see come wedding day," replied Megamind, giving a sly smile.
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In her bedroom apartment, a young woman flipped through a stack of fifties. After counting it for the third time, she tossed it in a pile that contained more money, jewelry and even a couple diamonds.
"This is almost too easy," she complained as she laid down on her stomach, "you'd think the 'new superhero genius of Metrosity' would've caught me by now."
Spoiled from the start, Melanie was always trying to see how she could push the limits of her 'rich-Californian princess' title. But it seemed like no matter what she did, because she had the money and her parents knew the right people, she never got in trouble.
She didn't even need the money or jewelry, she just figured if Metro City needed a new villain, she could do it. After all, it would give her something to do.
Grabbing a white remote that looked similar to a Wii Remote, she turned on the tv, lights, and turned up the AC a few degrees. Despite what people thought being a blonde rich girl, Melanie was actually pretty smart. After studying villain technology, she created a remote that let her not only control certain devices but also people. As if she didn't already control people.
"...and now, for our top story," the anchorwoman said with a cheesy smile, "the favorite famous couple of Metro City, Megamind and Roxanne Ritchi, are tying the knot!"
Melanie looked up at the tv. "Oh, the hero's getting married?" she asked herself, "So that's why he hasn't caught me that." She gave a smug smile. "I wonder if the calm Roxanne Ritchi is a closet Bridezilla?"
"While this isn't confirmed, there are plenty of rumors saying that the wedding will be on September 20th," said the anchorwoman, "Still no information on the time."
"The 20th?" Melanie repeated. She thought for a moment and then smiled. "I think I'm free."
She sat up and starting tinkering with her remote, making sure it had plenty of battery left. The battery was almost full, and she still had the energy to use it on full power. "I wonder if Megamind's brain is any harder to control than everyone elses. Eh, probably not," Melanie said with a smile.
There, a little more information on the villainess. This is my first OC villain, so I'm sorry if she seems cliched. Also, don't let the rich girl attitude fool you, I'm planning on making her a powerful villain for Megamind.
Anyway, please review :)