Okay, here we go, first attempt at something somewhat funny. Let's see how it goes XD Anyways, Bleach is owned by Tite Kubo, and all that crap. It's rated T for language, I didn't really bother to tone it down at all, sorry. If it bothers you say something and I will.
This actually started as me just making little spoofs to see what would be best if I did my own Q&A thing with one of the characters... But then I saved one O_O So here it is . (I liketh da faces!)
Tell me what you think! R&R! I know it's probably crappy but I'm not too experienced at this humor stuff yet. Yet. I will get better! Anyways, let me know who you think I should do next!
The Search for a Candidate: Part 1
Ikakku: *Dances* Lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-LUCKEEEE! Lucky Lucky Lucky! Lu-lu-lu-LUCKEEEE! *Jumps and lands*
Q: What the hell are you doing?
Ikakku: I'm dancing my lucky dance!
Q:*Sighs* Someone, come here and kick this guys ass… Plleeeaaase? *Looks at Editor*
Editor: Don't look at meee!
Ikakku: I'm so Lucky! Lucky, lucky, lucky!
Q: Why are you lucky? *Hates to ask*
Ikakku: I- HEY!
Q: What?
Ikakku: YOUR SPELLING MY NAME WRONG, DAMN YOU!
Q: Teehee! I did that on purpose! :P
Ikakku: SPELL IT RIGHT!
Q: *Sighs* fine…. Now, for our first question…..
Ikkaku: *Muttering* Lucky Lucky Lucky!
Q: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO DAMN HAPPY!
Ikkaku: Rangiku invited me to go drinking~! LUCKY!
Q: *Mutters* Alright, for our first question…
Ikkaku: *Waving sword around*
Q: Why do you have makeup on?
Ikkaku: Iiiiittttssss nooooot MAKEUP! *Does freaky pose*
Q: Yes, it is. *Points to the red crap on his eyes*
Ikkaku: Noooo, it's warriors paint!
Q: *Facepalms* GO! *Points to door*
Case Ikakku Conclusion: Too stupid and happy, and obsessed with Rangiku. Nice guest, though.
Ikakku: HEY!
Q: *Pissed* WHAT!
Ikakku: YOUR SPELLING MY NAME WRONG AGAIN!
Case Ikkaku Conclusion 2: Name too damn hard to spell