Oh my god! An update? May God have mercy on us all. And yes, I am a very evil person for making another story before updating this one and leaving all my others left to dry. But I told you this wasn't dead. And remember: rubber-glue.

J's POV

My eyes flicker open, with the world turning from black to bright white. I have to blink a few more times to take the pain away. As the light turns away, I am able to recollect myself and get a better view of the world around me. The first thing I notice is that I'm tied down and in a chair. My wrists are wrapped tight around the arms of the chair and my ankles are tied together. The room itself is rather bland and dark except for the spotlight resonating on me. As I stare ahead, waiting for my captor's utter return, two blue circles brighten up in the darkness. I'd be scared if I was able to be.

The body in which the circles belong to walks out of the darkness. Upon a closer examination I can see his whole body is glowing blue. Either this guy had an accident with some blue toxic waste or I'm looking at the Joker's son. His hair is flung up and his suit is that of a ninja's. Where's a pirate when you need one? He speaks to me in an annoying but serious voice.

"You're awake then. I'd first like to let you know that nobody else knows you're here, even my subordinates," he says.

I am not amused. I just glare at him, shooting him daggers with my flaming eyes.

"Secondly, I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Ron Stoppable, master of the Monkey Fu and holder of the title Sensei to many," he says.

"I'm Jinx, Queen of the 'Shoot First, Never Ask Questions' Clan of Awesome," I respond.

This remark causes his smile to turn into a smirk. I could feel his arrogance radiate off him, along with his electric blue.

"I know exactly who you are Jinx. In fact, I know why you're here. Let's just say that me and my people are the reason for your disappointment," he says.

This only causes more anger on my part. He and his 'people' caused the Goth Fest to be canceled? That fiend!

"You are truly evil," I glare at him.

"Ah, but that leads me to the third. You see Jinx; I never liked working under somebody. I did it for years and never got a single reward from it, except for the girl of my dreams," he says.

"Sounds like fun," I say.

He clenches his fist together and growls.

"Let me finish. All I got was the school's popular but nice cheerleader as my girlfriend. But soon, I realized I was just a sidekick, a loser—a nobody.

"So I packed my bags and left unannounced one night. I made my way to Japan where I trained and became the greatest Monkey Fu Master ever. I even got a nice Japanese babe as a wife, who really digs me for me.

"But then I realized that being a Master was boring beyond compare. That's when I met DNAmy. It was a normal rainy night. I had escaped out of the dojo and found myself in the middle of Tokyo at a coffee shop. We talked for hours about a bunch of things. When I told her about my problems with my life she suggested I turned evil. Doing this would go against everything I learned as a Master, but I soon realized, she was right.

"She then told me that she was receiving word from a mystery shadow about an operation she was taking part in. She suggested I joined, and now I'm here.

"But of course, that doesn't explain why I have you. You see, by accepting this job, I become a nobody again. That's why I captured you, to use you as a reward for my boss and break out as my own villain, I—"

He suddenly stops talking. I already dozed off to a nap. He is none too pleased as he snaps his fingers a bit. This wakes me up, much to my own chagrin.

"What? Mommy no—oh, did say something important or plot relevant in your monologue?" I snidely ask.

This only causes him more anger. He growls at me before turning around, showing me a brown tail. Hm, that's something you don't see everyday. A blue aura'ed monkey freak with a monkey tail coming out of his butt crack, blegh.

"I'll be back in an hour. I'll expect you to be cooperative. I'm sure my boss would like to some proper words with you. He's somebody you'd know very well," he says.

He then walks back into the darkness, leaving me to ponder his enigmatic words.

"Well that was random!"

S's View

Why I ever accepted this idiot into this job I will never know. He tosses a black necklace towards me. I easily catch it. After removing it from my eyesight I take a closer look at my idiotic accomplice.

"What is this exactly?" I ask.

"It's the prize that they would've given the winner of the Goth Olympics," he says.

Despite his idiocy, he comes through. And that's why I let him on this job. I hear a few quieted mumblings, and due to experience, I can tell it's a cry for help. I glance back behind this 'Jack Spicer' and see a teenage girl tied up and gagged. I switch my gaze from the girl to Jack and back a few times before stopping on Jack.

"Explain" is all I say.

"Oh, her? Yeah, her name's Eilonwy. I found her nosing about the lab. DNAmy wanted to use some 'tests' on her but since she said that while holding a giant syringe I figured you'd find better use of her," he says.

The frustration that builds from his idiocy gives me a headache, that I try and remedy it by pinching my forehead together. I should've stuck with just us three. Speaking of which…

"Take her to the prison; I'll deal with her later. Jack, have you seen Ron?" I ask.

"Hmm…no, he's been gone for a while. Last time I saw him he went into some girl's room, no idea who, but she appears to be resistant to the charm you gave me," he says.

So, Ron has decided to go AWOL on me. I sigh and look back at Jack.

"Take the girl to the prisons, and if you see Ron, tell him I want to talk to him," I order.

Jack gives me a half salute before grabbing the girl in his arms, wedding style, and taking her away, all with resistance. After he leaves, I notice an elbow fly to his face before slamming the door. I fall back against the door and breathe in…and then out. This job is becoming more and more difficult as time passes on. I take out the phone and dial in the good doctor. Unlike last time, she answers after one ring.

"Hello!" all cheer in her voice gone.

"Dr. Hall, is everything alright?" I ask, sincerely concerned.

"Oh yes dear, but there seems to be a problem with the…um…'patient'," she says.

"…Like?"

"Oh, like…he won't stop changing from ghost to human…"

I sigh once more, and it doesn't go for loss on her side.

"Oh I know dear…should I bring the expert in?"

There are already enough people here as it is. Sure, Dr. Hall is located in an underground base with the patient, and Jack is considered Goth as is, but with Ron missing, if I added a fourth accomplice, it'd look suspicious. But…

"Ooh, I know that pause. I warned you that my bio-geneticist skills could only take me so far," she says.

"Alright, call him up tomorrow. Take a rest tonight, give him a dose of anesthetic and go to bed. Tomorrow night is when we start this. Oh, and Amy, have you seen Ron?" I ask.

"Hmm…nope, haven't seen him since he told me something about 'dealing with some personal issues'. Oh, and he also told me that he has to kidnap some random girl—"

My eyes widen at this revelation.

"—and would be in the prison if you needed him," she finishes.

I abruptly hang up and throw the phone onto my hotel bed.

"Jack you idiot!"

With that expression, I slam my door open, only to see a guy in a long black trench coat and a red rimmed black top hat standing in my door. He slams down a red staff. His smile over his white skin is clearly evident through his black mascara.

"Freakshow's the name…I believe you called," he says.

Wow…that was fast.

Rubber-glue *glare*