The next day, you returned to the lab. The only problem is that no one is there. You looked out a window. Everyone is in the pool in the back. Then you turned around and saw a swim suit with your measurements.

There was a note, it read.

Meet us in the pool

-Yumi

You put the bathing suit on and carried a shotgun, just in case.

It took you a little while to find the back door, but you finally got it. "About time, you got here." Jeremie said, floating on a pool lounger. Peter popped up and unintentionally flipped Jeremie over. "Oops, sorry pal."

Jeremie wore deep navy blue swim trunks. Peter was wearing yellow-brown swim trunks. The other characters were their appropriate colors (Alieta-Pink, Yumi-Black, Odd-Purple, Ulrich- Brown.) Peter then had a twinkle of mischief in his eye. He went back under water.

You turned around and saw Eleanor on a lounge too. She's in a red bikini. She was then flipped over. "Oh *%$%!"

It was Peter and the kids (Hiroki, Milly, and Johnny). "Peter," Eleanor said, obviously ticked off, "Since the others are kids, I'm going to murder you!"

Peter placed his hands flat and the water and climbed onto the water thanks to magic.

"Good thing he didn't eat the sage yet." Yumi said. While avoiding death Peter yelled, "Hey Ulrich, you ever heard the English proverb "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned? Whoa!" Peter ducked from a sharp claw to the neck.

"Yeah." Ulrich responded. "Well Hell also hath no fury like a half-demon woman scorned either!" You somehow managed to stop the demi-demon from killing the young mage.

"By the way," Peter asked Jeremie, "How deep is this pool?" "Umm, twelve feet, why?"

Peter smirked and snapped his fingers. "Now it's even deeper." Peter said. "How deep?" Milly asked a little scared by Peter's expression.

"Deep enough to sustain life for ocean or lake creatures." "Why?" Alieta said, raising her eyebrow. "You see, there is cage underneath the water's surface, it houses a zombie."

Peter held out a pen looking tool. He popped the sage into his mouth and ate it. "This chapter's opening lesson is on water." As soon as he finished that sentence he clicked the button.

"Get the hell out of here!" Ulrich yelled, thrashing to the edge and climbed onto land. The warriors and the others

Peter just smirked at his friends. After a few minutes pieces of skin floated to the top of the water.

"Did you honestly think I'd put a mildly decayed zombie in the pool?" Everyone sighed.

"But I still don't recommend going in the pool now. Anyway, that's a good thing about water. If a zombie is really decayed enough and the current is hard enough then the skin could be yanked right off, leaving it vulnerable."

Yumi tossed a noose in. When she felt it was on something she tugged it up. There was a zombie, dissolved of all skin, only its bones and organs reveled. You took your shotgun and shot it's brains to oblivion.

"It's always good to stay hydrated." Ulrich said, while drying himself off. "Yeah, for example, if you're in a desert, you'll probably die of dehydration long before the ghouls get you." Jeremie said, also drying off.

You yawn. "Look I know this is probably bored out of your mind," Eleanor said simply, "But trust me this is leading up to a better lesson."

"Anyway so we can wrap this crappy lesson up, let's talk about the bad stuff of water." Odd said. "You can drown, if your hideout is over water it could flood."

"Now for more fun things." Peter said. "But we should change first." Aleita said. "Good idea." Odd stated.

After a few minutes of you and the others changing, you walked to the others. "Let's go." Jeremie said. Peter blindfolded you.

"Ok, now follow the sound of my voice." Everyone said at once. "OK we got to stop doing that." Peter said.

After a while of walking, you get pushed, hear the word "Brains!" and hear electricity crackling.

"Sorry about that." Aleita said. Eleanor gently cut the blindfold with her claws.

You were surrounded by the largest collection of vehicles. "Vehicles, not exactly recommended, due to noise and other factors. But some are useful." Jeremie said.

"First, unrecommended vehicles. One example is the average bus." Ulrich said. "They aren't fast, not really durable, really noisy, and the fact that the door to get in is glass isn't really confident building."

"Only use a bus as a mobile fortress." Hiroki said. "Wow, you really have been doing your zombie homework." Peter said, surprised Hiroki remembered it. "Well duh!" Milly said.

"It's more fun then normal homework." Johnny stated. "Good point." Peter muttered.

"A tank isn't recommended either. While it serves protection, it isn't much use without its missiles, their slow and noisy." Peter said, "Plus, how the hell are going to get a hold of a tank is something beyond me."

"Sedan's are crap during a zombie apocalypse." Jeremie said. "Trucks, too big, too much noise, too slow. But a redeeming feature is the fact it could hold a lot of supplies, like weapons or animal brains for those pesky 2-4-5 Trioxin zombies." Odd stated.

"Armored cars, they're ok, they're mobile fortresses, even when out of gas, you're still safe, but you might want to find a way out when stranded." Johnny said. "That right Yumi?" "Yep."

"Now for recommended vehicles. A motorcycle is pretty good. It's fast and agile, but noise is a factor." Alieta said.

"A horse is pretty good. It's fast, quiet for the most part, all they need is food and water, and they can warn you of near-by zombies." Ulrich said.

"Because animals have the innate ability to feel zombies presence, which humans lost through ev-" Yumi cleared her throat, obviously not wanting her to complete that phrase.

"For unknown reasons." Milly used instead.

"You know I'm not dumb Yumi." Peter said. "I know." she responded. "The best vehicles are bikes." Peter stated. "It's quiet, fast, you're its power source, and it's the only vehicle you can pick up if broken."

"There aren't many disadvantages to a bike." Eleanor said, grabbing a bike. "And it can be used to get in the way of Romero and Solanum zombies. As Ulrich'll show in this clip."

"You mean Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich?" Peter asked. "Wrong Ulrich," Eleanor said. "Aw."

Jeremie then yelled, "File footage Ulrich 1-3553!"

A screen behind you turns on. Ulrich has a broken bike near him and a group zombies were shambling towards him.

Ulrich laid the bike so it's balancing on one of the handles. As Ulrich ran from out of frame, the zombies, being too stupid to walk away from the obstacle, tripped on it, or the other fallen zombies.

End of File Footage.

"Well I think that's all the time we had now." Eleanor said, looking at her watch. "Well we have a little time left, sooo, can we watch Metallica vs. Zombies File Footage?" Peter asked.

Eleanor sighed, "Fine, we'll watch Metallica." "Yeah!"

Jeremie chuckled and said, "File Footage Ulrich 1!"

The screen flicked to life.

Start File Footage:

James: Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire!

(Awesome guitar)

The drummer Lars Ulrich stopped and said, "Oh Crap zombies!"

"What!" said the others. James then said, "Metallica, Zombie Battle maneuver FFF-K! AKA, beating the crap out of them with out instruments!" "YEAH!"

A zombie shambled to James. "DIE!" James yelled as he hit the ghoul with the bottom of his mic stand. Robert hit three Zombies in the head with his hard as a rock bass cracking all their skulls.

"Way to go Robert!" James yelled. Kirk impaled a zombie with his guitar and yelled, "Lars, like we practiced!"

Lars took one of his cymbals and tossed it like a throwing star. The head lopped off . Robert violently bashed the severed head. There were two left. "Allow me men." Lars said, taking his drumsticks. He stabbed one in the eye and the other in the temple.

Their manager then came in and saw the bloody mess. "Hey, can you give me fuel, give me fire, give me something I desire?" The heavy metal band laughed hard at the reference.

End File Footage