The next morning you left and ran to the lab immediately. You opened the door. A loud "crack!" rang in the air. Grabbing a nearby club and went to investigate.

"Ulrich, I shot its legs off with the shotgun!" Jeremie yelled. "On it!" you heard from above.

A candelabra fell and crushed the zombie beneath. "Yumi, Alieta, Peter, Odd, be sure it's dead."

Yumi threw a senbon into the temple. Alieta took aim and shot an arrow the forehead, right between where the eyebrows would be if the skin underneath didn't decompose.

Then it got weird.

Peter came from nowhere and started to shoot with a mini-gun around the floor causing the (probably dead) zombie to fall into a newly formed pit.

Odd then appeared, loaded a bazooka, aimed for the pit, and fired. There was a huge explosion, leaving a mushroom cloud when it was over.

"Was that really necessary?" Jeremie asked, raising an eyebrow. "Ummm…maybe." said the two teens.

"Well if these two idiots are done with their rampage of destruction," Eleanor said, sharpening her claws.

"We'll discuss resources, books, movies, videos, ect, and improvised weapons if in school (If you go to school of course, or want your children safe for school) and maybe work places if time permits."

"Now, resources." Ulrich said. "There are multiple resources on You Tube."

"Some good, some are just silly. Some are both." Yumi stated. "Some good one include," Eleanor said

"How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse by CrazyToni

How to Survive Zombie Apocalypse by VideoJug

How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse by WatchMojo

How to Survive the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse by InfoTechRG

How to Survive a Zombie Attack collection by expertvillage

How to Survive a Zombie Attack by JohnnySparks

How-To Survive a Zombie Attack by MiketheHowToGuy

How to Survive a Zombie Holocaust by AdvantagesProduction"

"There are many more good resources, we can't find 'im all." Peter said, reloading the mini-gun.

"By the way, a mini-gun and bazookas aren't good weapons." Jeremie said. "Exactly, a mini-gun is loud, so it attracts then and you run out of lead pretty fast. That and you need one head shot. This was made with humans in mind."

"The bazookas aren't good either. In Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide mentions something during a war, it said the missile went through the zombie and blew up a rock behind them."

"Now," said Alieta, "There are a few written resource they include,"

"Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks

World War Z by Max Brooks

Wikipedia

Zombiepedia (go to Bing or Google)

Zombie Survival and Defense wiki (Bing or Google)."

"And try to find other resources on the internet." Ulrich said, re-sharpening his blade.

Peter took out a checklist, "Hey Alieta, do you have a pen or pencil?" She handed a pen to Peter. He checked twice, "Ok, we did written/typed resources, and YouTube resources. Now we do… movies."

"Now, most movies aren't good resources, even those based on real events are changed." Ulrich said, still sharpening.

"The only good resources we could think of is Romero's Dead series and John Russo's Living Dead series." Odd started.

"Now in Return of the Living Dead I, they say that George A. Romero's work is fiction, why? The man in the movie said, that the movie was based on the real events but the government forced them to change everything." Eleanor explained, smirking.

Somehow this caused Peter to laugh. "That's just a cover up by the two men…of course. What really happened was that Romero discovered the zombies that appear in the movies. Then years after the release of Night of the Living Dead, Russo discovered 2-4-5 Trioxin Zombies.

"They disagrees on which zombie they will show the public next. So, they decided to make separate movies. They lied about each of their works being fiction because,

"1: humans are too skeptical of everything, 2:Those who do believe will cause a panic, and 3: Only smart people should go after these undead beings, since they retained the memories."

Peter checked off another box. "Weapons in school now." Yumi said, looking over Peter's shoulder.

"Now we don't condone bringing weapons in school," Jeremie said. "I do," Peter said, "But the others don't." (A/N: No, I don't condone weapons in school. Lyoko498)

After a few seconds of you and everyone else glaring at him, Peter finally said, "I'm joking!"

"Still there is always that "What IF?…" thought." Ulrich said, swinging his blade in the air.

"Now, let's go to the Training room." you guessed. "That's right." Ulrich said. You and the others went down the halls and after five minutes of walking, you guys finally make it to the training room. There was the cage and the ladder was back up. You and the other climbed the ladder.

But once Peter got there they kicked the ladder. "Yeah, this is for that weapon joke form earlier." Eleanor said.

"I can't hear you, you're too high up," Peter said, just to be a jerk.

"I'm guessing Peter'll fight with average tools you can find in school." you asked. "Yep." Jeremie answered.

"Hey guys can we have a cameo?" Hiroki asked. "Shut up Mokuba!" stated Eleanor. "But I'm not Mokuba." Hiroki said. "Shut up Hiroki."

(A/N: This is a fan-based parody of a fan-based parody by LittleKuriboh. Lyoko498)

"Release a zombie!" Jeremie yelled. The floor opened and raised several pillars, revealing school tools. Once a zombie got the brain power to see the door was open it shambled out.

But something they group didn't prepare for happened. Nine other zombies came out. "Oh! Crap!"

Peter ran towards a pillar that read, Science Class. He grabbed a heal lamp. It was surrounded by a highly durable steel. He held the wire and swung it like a flail.

"Take this, dead man!" Peter yelled hitting a zombie just three feet away from him. The skull cracked and the brain splattered.

Another zombie shambled towards him. Peter grabbed a fire extinguisher. He aimed and fired.

The ghouls were covered in the foam. While distracted, Peter bashed one zombie's head with the container.

Two more zombies began to slowly make their way to Peter. He quickly snatched the flagpole and, not surprisingly, removed Old Glory before bashing two zombie brains in.

Peter looked out of the corner of his eye there laid a textbook, thick and hard. He some how manage to kill three more with a couple of whacks to the legs and then impalement with the flagpole.

"Only three left." Peter muttered. He then ran to the pillar marked P.E.

"Nice," Peter said, picking up a steel baseball bat. Carnage was assured, so graphic, so hideous, the writer couldn't describe it.

So the writer had the characters and you give very generic statements of what's going on.

You: Oh that's one hard hit

Odd: Oh, if it could feel, that gotta hurt

Yumi: Huh, I never seen anyone do that with a bat before.

Alieta: That shouldn't bend that way right?

Odd: No

Ulrich: Uhg, so bloody. Reminds me of a picture of Peter's fourth birthday

Jeremie: What happened?

Ulrich: Peter didn't describe what caused the events that lead to the picture. All he told me is that is involved zombies, a extradimensional portal, Clive Barker's Cenobites, and a tuna sandwich.

Milly: Hey can we have a cameo!

You: Shut up Mokuba!

Milly: I'm not Mokuba

You: Shut up Milly!

Peter finally finished slaughtering two out of three zombies. Panting, Peter turned to confront the last one.

"Nothing can stop me n- OH $***! BANNA PEEL!"

Odd then yelled, "Sorry, there isn't a trash can!" The ghoul started to shamble towards Peter. "Oh crap!" you yelled.

Peter was looking frantically for a weapon. The leaned and extended his hand.

Alieta then thought of something. Then Peter and Alieta yelled at the same time, "The Pen!"

Peter to out the pen Alieta gave him earlier, uncapped it, and drove it deep into the zombie's temple.

The zombie fell dead, again. "That's for all my zombie teachers, Mom, Dad, Crazy Uncle Keith, and the best zombie killer in the world….. Whoopi Goldberg."

"Y…you're joking right?" Jeremie asked. "No, honestly, she's a expert zombie hunter, does during her spare time, in between movies and being a pro-activist."

"I never knew that." you said. "Yeah that really…" Yumi started but was interrupted by Johnny.

"Guys, can we have a cameo?" "Shut up Mokuba!" everyone yelled. "But I' m not…"

"Shut up Johnny!"