Eleanor and the others were getting ready for this last lesson. "Hey there!" Peter called out. Jeremie then asked, missed us?" Aleita then responded, "Well it appears we have one more lesson in our archives."
"Yes, they are stereotypes you're bound to run into while hiding with teams." Odd stated, turning on a near-by screen.
Yumi clicked the one button on the remote and the screen lit up with four individuals.
"By the way," Yumi said, "We got these from VideoJug's How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse."
Peter (having not ate the sage he normally does) made a beam of light and used it was a pointer. "Now this is obviously a woman," he said circling the image with the beam of light.
"Very helpful when it comes to repopulating the Earth and knocking zombies out of the way, but since women are more sympathetic and empathetic then men, they hate seeing people be torn to shreds…"
Jeremie then noted, "Well no one really does but men don't let it show."
Peter then continued, "And some, not all, but some, (I don't need feminists on my butt for something this little), will go to an all out panic or freeze up in terror."
Ulrich then said, "The best way to regain control is to shake sense into her. If that doesn't work give her a quick slap. Please though, save hitting as a last resort. We here don't agree with physical abuse of anyone or anything…except for zombies, vampires, werewolves…ok monsters in general."
"It's for her own good!" Odd said. "Can we make a cameo?" asked Hiroki. "Shut up Mokuba!" Peter responded. (Yeah, I'm borrowing LK again. Lyoko498)
"But I'm not Mokuba," "Shut up Hiroki!"
"Anyway," Peter said, "Look at the man to the left, Jeremie please zoom in on the gentleman."
Jeremie zoomed in on the man. The man held his arm, and sat in the corner.
"This man seems to be a bit snappy to the team, and he's holding his arm. He's a bit sick and is white as a ghost."
"This unfortunate person is the bite/infection victim. He was either bitten or infected in someway and hasn't changed yet. Unfortunately, by this time amputation, the closest thing to a cure, even though it has like a slim chance of working, is too late." Eleanor stated, shaking her head slightly.
"So you have to shoot his/her brains out." Ulrich said bluntly. "But you have to do this secretly, or else people will think you're crazy."
Odd continued, "So tell them you got a cure, or find a way to get them away from the others. If they asked, say, and I got this from VideoJug, not my own words, tell them that he said he hated you all and ran off."
Jeremie then moved the camera to the man on the right of the screen.
Ulrich looked at him and spat in a nearby garbage can. "Sneaky, snide, cocky, he's the guy who'll abandon you to save him worthless hide. So the best way to deal with this scum is to toss him to the zombies, you know, like I said he's do to you."
Peter then stood up and said, "The final, and one of the most important lessons, is to never double cross anyone. Don't abandon the hide out with all the resources, no sneaking out the back while the others are fighting, and absolutely no tossing fellow humans in the hands of the zombies, I know in the gag zombie survival videos, and even the serious-funny hybrids say you can do this, it's not recommended.
"And if you do and they other members of your team read this, you'll meet a sticky end. Your guts will…be pulled out your eyes,…your limbs will be torn off, and, uhg, it's just nasty"
Jeremie then said, "Again, if Lyoko489 can think of another thing for the How to Survive… series, we'll see you. And if he can't we'll still see you around."
"Later!" said everyone
The End