(I don't own Shingeki no Kyojin. Sorry about the confusion; I didn't realize that I made the mistake. Thank you to the lovelies who pointed it out for me. ;u;)
Eren rolled on the floor of his living room, just to annoy the living piss out of Levi, who was next to him and getting nudged every time Eren came around. His face remained passive, but his stormy eyes said otherwise about what the other was doing.
Eren didn't mind; he was used to the annoyance.
"For God's sake stop moving, brat." Levi obviously had enough. Eren stopped for a moment to look at the other, before letting a bright grin spread across his face.
Instead of Trick-Or-Treating, the two settled on buying a bunch of candy from the store, and popping some popcorn as they settled down on sleeping bags to watch a movie.
Much to Levi's dismay, Eren picked a horror movie, yet again.
"You little $hit." Levi spoke, with a monotone voice.
Eren chuckled and shrugged. "It's Halloween. Who watches anything but horror films on Halloween? Where's your spirit, Levi?"
"I have none." He recieved as response, to which he truly wondered about.
"Sad thing is, Levi, I believed you for a moment." This time, he recieved a punch to his upper bicep.
"Brat." Eren chuckled once again, before starting the movie.
The brunette didn't pay as much attention to the movie as he did on the other's reactions; needless to say, he wasn't dissapointed.
Ranging from short gasps, Levi squeezing his eyes shut, and even covering his face with his hands or hiding in his sleeping bag, it took everything Eren had to not laugh at the other when he squirmed all the way to the bottom. His head was about a foot away from the opening, whereas Eren could go all the way into the sleeping back, and it would stop just below his chin.
By the end, Levi had stayed at the bottom of the sleeping back, curled up in a fetal position. Eren placed a hand on (what he assumed) was the other's shoulder, and Levi jumped slightly at the sudden yet indirect contact.
"Levi, the movie is over. Are you okay?" he paused before adding on, just for kicks, "I think I saw a spider crawl into your sleeping bag."
Levi's head popped out of the comforting object as he stared the other dead in the eye. "Spiders do not bother me. Little girls that are dripping blood from every hole on their face bothers me. Scary $$ $hit, Eren."
He laughed out loud, recieving a slap from the other, before the ravenette turned away from him.
"You never struck me as someone afraid of little girls."
"Little girls are terrifying. They can see into your soul and rip you apart without you even knowing it. If I hear even the slightest giggle from anywhere in this house, I'm going to use you as a sacrifice while I get the heck out of there."
"Will she eat me?"
"Quite possibly."
"Then I'd be a snackrifice."
After Eren's little comment, a long string of tense silence commenced, before the other let out an absurd snort. It was visible to Eren, despite the angle he was looking at, that Levi was holding a hand over his mouth, soft gasps shaking his frame as he tried oh so very hard not to laugh.
Eren cracked a smile at that. 'At least he feels a little better.'
Levi took a deep breath to compose himself before clearing his throat and saying shakily, "That joke was a $hit joke."
"You make plenty, don't you? For a guy who's obsessed with cleaning, you sure have a very dirty mouth."
"There's a difference between verbal and physical dirt. Physical can get you sick and you'll die."
Eren frowned. "I'm not sure that the sequence goes so far... I mean, if you were to die from dirt, it would be because something got mixed in, and that's nasty."
"Verbal dirt is okay. It's cleaner than physical dirt."
"I've never heard, in all my years, of verbal dirt."
"Deal with it."
"I'll deal with it. The next time you cuss, I swear, I'm going to get a bar of soap and shove it in your mouth."
"Try it, brat."
"Just wait," Eren replied, a sinister smile crossing his face before he sat up to pop in another horror movie, "I'm serious. I'll be right back." Trying to hide the snicker on his face as he left the room, the movie playing.
"Eren, I swear to God-."
"I'll only be gone for a minute, Levi, chill." He paused, before saying, "Like a ghost. Sometimes, in this house, you'll hear the weirdest things if you're alone..." With that, he headed into the bathroom, shut, and locked the door. He bent down near one of the cabinets, where he pulled out a little box. Within was a bar of soap.
Eren checked the time on the watch, and waited precisely 10 minutes before exiting.
Once he entered the living room, the smug smirk on his face was completely wiped off when he realized that Levi wasn't there anymore.
He pulled back the curtains, and sure enough, Levi's car was still there.
Which meant the other was hiding somewhere. He turned off the movie, taking it out, throwing it with all his might to the side, and putting in something humorous, pushing play before he set off to look for the other.
Eren's turquoise orbs made their way to the screen. He didn't mean to put in a scary movie that just so happened to contain dead little girls.
He kind of just glanced at the cover of one he took from a large pile and shoved it in.
Sighing and dragging a hand down the side of his face, he turned off the movie, taking it out and putting in something humorous, pushing play before he made his way to his bedroom. Under his bed was a makeshift safehaven.
He took slow steps into the room, oh so painfully slow, before dropping down on his stomach and slowly lifting up the covers.
Levi was definitely under there, or so he was able to make out from the small being, clutching a blanket to his body. He heard the other breath in shakily, and sniffle.
"Oh, h3ll." Eren sighed, reaching in even though he saw Levi jump at his sudden statement, and pulling the other out. Though the other struggled a bit, he didn't say a word to protest.
He stopped struggling when Eren walked back to the living room, carrying him, where one of the characters on the screen said something stupid, yet comically hilarious. He sat on the couch, the other still bundled up in his lap as Levi buried his face in Eren's chest.
"Sorry, Levi. I guess I stayed in the bathroom for too long."
He heard a sniff before the other spoke, voice muffled, "Well, I don't even want to know what you were doing in there."
"I'm sure you don't."
"I swear, Eren..."
"I know you swear. You swear a lot."
"Excuse me." Levi inhaled and exhaled deeply, without moving from his current position.
"You're excused. Do you want to get off, or no? Cause that's fine with me."
"I'm not moving."
"I'll take your word for it then." Eren yawned, leaning back with the other in his arms, movie long forgotten.
When Mikasa got back, a ghost of a smile played on her lips as she pulled out her phone, taking a picture of the two. In truth she found it endearing, because she'd never seen Eren become so close to someone who wasn't family before.
She covered her face with her hand, nearly snorting as she saw a disc half way lodged in the wall to the side.
'Looks like they had a pretty exciting night.' She thought, before heading off to bed herself.
(OKAY.)