A/N:: Guess what? Here's the next chapter! YAY! I feel bad for, you know, leaving you guys hanging, but, guess what? Almost to one hundred reviews! =D Yay! Now, if I can get oh, say, maybe around 200 reviews, I will do and Edward and Bella story about how they met and made Nessie and all that, so it will basically be an outtake, but I want to make into a story, just so you guys know Edward and Bella's story too. =D Oh! And if we get to 245 reviews, I promise to write a BIG DIRTY, DIRTY lemon. Now I want all of you to know that I am going on Spring Break Vacay for I think one or two weeks. Now I won't have a computer, but I will have a pen and some paper, and I PROMISE to update when I get back. So I'm also updating a lot this week, which is unlike me because I suck at updating, and I'm also trying to make up for lost time. See, I wrote this story down on paper ALL OF IT. It was finished all the way to the last chapter, and guess what? My notebook that had THIS story in, fell into the sink when I was washing dishes a few months ago, so I am starting to recall what I had wrote. Good thing I wrote some of the chapters onto my computer. :P But, I also need to tell you guys about my other story 'Twigs and Berries'. Ok, some of you know that I have done a sequel to it. Now, I have that all written out. On paper that is. But, it's really hard for me to do two or more stories at a time, but I PROMISE that after this story is done; I will be updating the sequel to Twigs and Berries. I also would like to know about what you guys would think if I did a Jacob/Renesmee story, but make it BDSM. All human of course. I want to know what you guys would think of Dom-y Jakey.

Sorry for the HUGE A/N.

Disclaimer: Twilight is not mine.

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Jacob's POV::

"H-hey, Nessie." I stammered.

"Hello Jacob." She said in a cold hard voice.

"Uh, what are y-you doing?" I asked nervously.

"Just about to go see if I can go get some Tylenol from the nurse." I said as she fiddled with the hall pass in her hands.

"A-are you sick? Did you g-get hurt?" I fucking saw red. If some fucking hurt her I was going to fucking rip them to shreds. So you mean you're going to commit suicide? My sarcastic side replied.

"No. It's called PMS. It happens once a month and right now it's being a bitch. So if you'll excuse me." She pushed past me and started to walk to the nurse's office.

"I'm sorry Renesmee."

She stopped dead in her tracks then she turned my way and huffed and started to walk very fast over to wear I was standing.

WHAP!

She slapped me hard across the face. I needed it. I almost got done on my hands and knees and started to beg her to hit me again.

"God dammit Jacob Black! You better be sorry! You fucking ripped my heart out! You asshole! Why the fuck did you do that?!" She was now hitting me and slapping me against my chest.

I stopped her arms from the useless pounding they were doing, and brought her into a searing kiss. She tried to pull away from me, but then she started to kiss me back.

My tongue met hers and I moaned at the taste of her. I picked her up and wrapped her legs around my waist and pushed her up against the wall.

We continued to make out for god knows how long, until she pulled away and smiled and said:

"Jacob Black. I love you so much that I hate you. But I hate you so much that I can't stop but loving you. You're my everything. Please, tell me that you love me." I couldn't resist. I had to tell her I loved, because everyone knows that I truly love her.

"I'm sorry. So fucking sorry. You have to forgive me. I love you. I love you. I love you." I murmured against her lips.

"I'm not going to forgive you right away, but I sure as hell can't stay mad at you forever. We'll talk after school, kay?" With that, she pulled away and kissed me quickly on the lips headed to the nurse's office.

I was relieved, but also so fucking nervous for after school.

Jeebus. I'm so stressed.

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School took forever to get over with. I was so excited for it to end, but so fucking nervous at the same time. I mean, I was scared for what Nessie had to say to me. And I silently hoped that I wouldn't be going home in a body bag. Although, she probably wouldn't kill me, but I sure as hell felt like she would do something terrible to get back at me. But wait, how come every time I hurt someone's feelings, they say it's okay, but then they get back at me by either doing some little prank, that I actually expect Nessie to do some evil trick? I know why! Because all those people that I have so called 'hurt their feelings' were either lousy lays or either the football team. Was Nessie a lousy lay? I don't know and I don't think she will. Is Nessie part of the football team? No. No she's not. Okay then. So she's not gonna rip your pierced dick off, that's for sure and I sure as hell know she won't hurt you, because, she loves you. Yea, you're right.

God, look at me. I'm having a conversation with myself. IN MY MIND! Gah. This girl has really gotten a hold of me. And not in a bad way.

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There she was. Nessie, looking like an angel while walking over to me to talk. Sigh. I can't believe she's mine. I bet you I have the world's biggest shit eating grin on my face right now.

"Dude. What are smiling at?" Quil asked.

"Nothing. Just. . .damn. I can't believe she's mine." Did I really just say that out loud?! Why yes Jacob. Yes you did.

Shut up.

Okay!

"Dude, what 'you can't believe she's yours'? Who is she?"

"Dude, that angel right there, the one with the long bronze-brown hair, brown eyes, about 5'4, and is wearing a H.I.M. t-shirt." I pointed right to her.

"DAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN!!!! You tapped that?! Dude you're lucky."

"No, dip-dong, I did not 'tap' her. Yet."

"But still Jake! You effin' lucky, man!" He said as sip from his water bottle.

"Hey Jake! You ready to go talk?" Nessie asked as she wrapped her arms round my waist and gave me a hug.

"Ow-ow! Jacob's gonna go make some babies!" Paul, one of my many partners in crime howled.

"Shut up Paul." I said as I hit him on the back of the head.

I looked down at Nessie and smiled, then we walked outside and sat down on a small little secluded piece of grass.

Here it comes.

"Jacob. I want to know that slut of a girl's name, first middle and last, I wanna know her cell phone number, address and I want to know why she was so much more important to you than me."

I'm scared.

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A/N:: I'm mean. I know. I know it's short, but expect an update maybe around midnight or around 3 am in the morning. Anyone have any questions? Anyone want Nessie's POV next chapter? Favorite part?

Remember, 200 reviews get's you an Edward and Bella outtake. AND 245 reviews get's you a SUPER DIRTY TALKING LEMON.

Question of the Day::

Okay, can anyone tell me 'H i p p o p o t o m o n s t r o s e s q u i p e d a l i o p h o b i a' means?

I know what it means, but do you?

The first person who can give me an answer on what it means, get's to be a 'pre-reader' for the next chapter. Which means that that person get's to read the next chapter before it's posted.

~Nikki "I Have Fingers"