Wow... not much to talk about when I update every day, haha.

I'm glad most of you liked the last chapter! It made me giggle :)

I was amazed at the reviews I got - I actually got two reviews within three minutes of updating. Mind. Blown.

Thankyous for RiddikulusSnuffles, yellow 14, werewolfatemyphoenix, SilverLily1, 8thweasleykid, Meisterburger (umm... thanks), glowyrm, purelywhite-nami, x-Life-love-live-x, crolmac, Atayla (thanks!), Jazz Hands, Morning Lilies (it wasn't So You're A Masochist, but I'm reading it now and it's tres funny!), whispered touches, E., Sugarplumjellygum, Blondebunny55, obsession-iz-a-good-thing (you win Penname of the Week!). You are absolute legends.

Also, we had winners for last chapter's challenge! *Drumroll please* Well done to E. and obsession-iz-a-good-thing. Indeed, it was The Revenge of Lord Vodkamort by Lizbee, and is the funniest fanfiction I have ever read. You should all go and read it. Right now. Right after you read this.

Onward!

43. Massage

Saturday

"Ron!"

Hermione runs to catch him before he reaches the door. "For heaven's sake, Ron, you can't just barge in to look for your scarf—"

"Relax, Hermione. Harry wouldn't mind."

"What if you interrupted something?"

"It's barely lunchtime! What are they going to be doing?"

He puts a hand on the doorknob, about to open it, when he hears a noise from within.

"What was that?"

The groan sounds again, louder. Then—

"Oh, Ginny, yes…"

Hermione has to bite back a laugh as Ron's ears glow red. "What is he doing to her? Is he doing what I think he's doing?"

"Ron, be quiet!" Hermione whispers, trying to hide her smirk. "Come on, let's just go—"

"Oh yes, right there!" says Harry.

"It sounds like they're in the kitchen!" says Ron, scandalised, dropping his voice only a little. "The kitchen! In broad daylight!"

"It's Harry's flat, Ron, they can do whatever they please," says Hermione.

Now Ginny's voice floats out. "You know, it might be easier if you lay on the floor, Harry. It would be a lot easier to get that spot…"

"Bloody hell!" Ron sputters. "Haven't they heard of Silencing Charms? Anyone could have come by and heard them!"

"Come on, Ron—"

"I mean, what about me! I'm her brother! I don't want to come over and hear my best friend and my sister f—"

"Ron!"

"Well, I don't!"

"You did come over unannounced. I hate to say I told you so, but…"

Bahaha, gotta love unintentional revenge. By the way, before anyone says anything, LOOK AT THE PROMPT. Despite Ron jumping to conclusions, Ginny is just giving Harry a massage. Kay?

Okay, now review.