Okay, so now the party really starts!
One hour later
The Tardis was already trashed, and everyone was drunk. The doctor had warned that the Gallifreyan drink was the most alcoholised drink in the entire universe, but everyone drank it without hesitating.
"Catch me, space boy!" Donna lunged herself at Ten.
"Whoa!" he said. He caught her but as soon as he did, he fell backwards himself. Eleven was dancing terribly. Strax was getting out his third grenade. Nine was going around, pretending to shoot people with his banana.
"Hey, Sweetie," River said flirtatiously to Eleven.
"Hi, River! Come and dance!" Eleven said.
"How about a kiss first?" River asked.
Just then, Donna and Ten landed on Eleven, and he was squashed on the ground.
"What kind of reflexes are those?" Donna got up.
"I don't know. Let's try again!" said Ten, as he ran off with Donna again. Eleven got up, but just went off to change the song. Jack approached him. "Hey doc." He said, as he leaned in for a kiss. Unfortunately, Jack had had twice as many drinks as anyone else, so he was unstable. He tripped and fell on Eleven, squashing him once again. Jack was knocked out cold. John helped Eleven get back up.
"You alright?" he asked.
"Yeah."
"Okay!" John ran off, showing just how much he cared. Eleven went to his room.
"Hey, Doctor." Clara said flirtatiously, closing the door behind her. She was wearing a tight red dress.
"Clara!" Eleven said, and went to hug her. Clara pushed him onto his bed, which was no use because he immediately fell asleep.
Meanwhile, Ten and Donna were playing catch me! but Donna wasn't very good at catching Ten. Ten landed face first on the ground.
"Let's stop playing this." suggested Ten.
"Good idea!" said Donna. "Let's go to the swimming pool instead!"
When they arrived, they found Mickey and Martha skinny dipping. They quickly turned around. And then they got lost.
"I thought you said we had to turn right." asked Donna.
"I did! But then we turned left!" complained Ten.
"What? Why didn't you tell me?" asked Donna, confused.
"I figured you knew!"
Meanwhile, Nine was getting into a fight with Strax, who accused him of trying to shoot him with the banana.
"This isn't a banana! It's a gun!" yelled Nine.
Rose arrived. "Have you seen Eleven?" she asked.
"Uh, last time I saw him he was in his bedroom. Then Clara walked in after him." said Nine.
"What?" asked Rose "I'll be damned if I let her manage first!" She walked away.
"Boy! Come back! You must tell him he is holding a banana!" begged Strax.
River then came next. "Hey, where did Rose go?" She tried putting her arm around Strax' neck before realizing he didn't have one.
"She went to join Eleven and Clara in his room." said Nine, wondering why everyone was so curious about that.
"What? God dammit!" River said angrily, taking out her gun.
"Why do you have a banana?" asked Nine, but River had already left.