Okay, this is the last chapter!
Eleven got up, climbed the stairs, and then he saw the Dalek.
"What the hell is he doing here?" he asked.
"And why is he wearing a party hat?" asked Clara, forgetting that Daleks were dangerous.
Donna and Ten stepped into the room. Apparently, they had finally found the console room. But as soon as they saw the Dalek, they turned around and left.
"Daleeeeeeeek! You came!" said Jack, as he went to hug the Dalek.
"Uh, what's going on?" asked Nine.
"Well I invited him! He's my best friend! I loooove him!"
"What?" asked Eleven, shocked.
"Oh, don't worry, I love you more, Doc, just don't tell him." he pointed at the Dalek, and winked.
"Exterminate!" said the Dalek, but River shot it, and it died.
"OMG! River what did you do?" Jack started crying.
"Awwww, don't cry! It's my birthday." Clara begged.
"Okay!" said Jack, suddenly cheerful again. "Hey, River, you're a really good shot! Do you mind teaching me?"
"Uh, yes." said River.
That's when Martha and Mickey arrived, each wrapped in a towel.
"Hey, who took our clothes?" asked Mickey, and Amy and Rory fell over laughing.
"Oh, you!" Martha said, as she started chasing after Amy, who managed to run surprisingly fast, considering her heels.
"Is the dare still on?" asked Rose.
"What dare?" asked Eleven.
"I was talking to River, Clara and Jack." said Rose.
"I don't know, River?" asked Clara.
"Sure." said River, distracted by Jack trying to grab the gun off her.
"Hey, I've got an idea, let's play paintball!" suggested Ten, who had apparently re-entered the room.
"Yeah!" said River, enthusiastically. They all grabbed a paint-gun and started shooting. Jack went out cold in the first minute, and landed on Martha, who was in the middle of chasing down Amy. River was very good at it, no surprise there.
Nine was just throwing bananas at people. Clara and Rose were constantly trying to seduce Eleven, which probably motivated River to manage even more. Eleven, being a terribly bad shot, accidentally shot Rose, which made Clara grin. River kept going on about the fact that the last person who had shot her was Hitler, and Ten was taking it as a personal challenge. Strax was trying to invent paint grenades. Vastra and Jenny were also kicking ass, while Mickey had found Rory's clothes, which got Amy confused.
"Hey Doctor!" Clara winked at Eleven.
"Oh, hi Clara!" Eleven was hiding behind a bench. Clara sat beside him and tried to kiss him.
"Clara, I'm busy! Go kiss someone else, like... her!" he pointed at River.
"Your wife?" asked Clara.
"Umm...No, wait don't do that!"
"You talk too much!" Clara said, as she grabbed Eleven's coat and kissed him.
"Oh hell no!" River said, as she grabbed Eleven and kissed him too.
"Ooooh, two girls like me! I'm popular!" said Eleven.
Rose tried to go and kiss him, but tripped on Jack, who was lying unconscious on the floor.
"Wait, don't you have hallucinogenic lipstick on?" Clara asked River.
"Oops." said River.
"Why is the world spinniiiiing?" asked Eleven. Meanwhile Jack had woken up, but he didn't seem interested in the Doctor anymore, and instead was staring at himself in the mirror, going on about how handsome he was. Eleven got up and started a conversation with a tea pot. By then, most people had stopped playing paintball, and were were all applying hallucinogenic lipstick to their lips, even the guys. Apparently, River was the only on who was immune to it.
So now, not only was everyone drunk, but they were also hallucinating.
"I kissed the Doctor once!" said Clara, "Or was that an elephant?"
Amy was trying to kiss Mickey, who was wearing her husbands clothes, so that got her confused.
"River is always trying to kill me!" said Eleven.
"Oh come on, sweetie. You can't still be upset about that! It was only twice and it's not like I succeeded!" River justified herself.
"Hey, guys, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend!" said Jack, pointing at his reflection.
"No, Jack, that's my boyfriend!" said Clara.
"What?" Jack turned to his reflection "You two timing jerk!" He tried to slap the mirror.
"Why is everyone around me flying and I can't?" Donna complained.
Finally everyone fell asleep. Eleven was the last to, which meant he got to hear what everyone said in their sleep. Because, yes, everyone here talks during their sleep.