The scene opens with Stewie and Brian sitting at the Griffin's couch.
"Hey Brian, he really need to switch back, you had some tainted sugar in your car and I'm so f*cked up, you wouldn't believe it." whined Stewie
"No, I'll admit it, your life is better, and I intend to live it." Brian said.
"Come again?" Stewie inquired.
"I know it isn't like me but I just didn't have a great youth and I want to redo my life." Brian sounded.
"Brian, that's so unlike you, what are you talking about." worried Stewie. "You're lucky to live another 5 years, I have another 70 something."
"Don't worry, I only mean until your 3 or so." puffed Brian.
"But Brian, don't be so selfish, that's my childhood." Stewie cried.
"Yeah, well you take it for granted." yelled Brian.
"That doesn't mean you can act this immature and steal part of my life." argued Stewie.
"I'm sorry Stewie; I guess that I was so worried about growing old that I lost control of myself." Brian said.
"Listen Brian, I don't need to be taught a life lesson right now, just give me my f*cking body back man." Stewie sneered.
"Alright, I'm ready." sniffed Brian.
"I didn't really ask you if you were." shot Stewie.
The two walked upstairs, to Stewie's room and entered his machine.
They looked at each other and Stewie pressed the button.
In a matter of seconds Brian and Stewie switched back to their own bodies and walked out of the machine.
The scene cuts to Quagmire, Joe and Peter, with distressed looks, crowded around a laptop in the clam.
"Guys, this isn't working, I'm going to call it quits." Joe said. "We're wasting our time; this whole thing was just a waste."
"But Joe, what else am I going to do instead of drinking and driving?" Peter asked.
"I don't know." Joe answered. "But what I do know is that you're being selfish. I need a job and all you want is for me to screw around with stupid YouTube nerds."
Joe wheeled out of the bar.
"Well Quagmire, looks like it's just me and you." Peter moaned.
"Sorry Peter, I have to go to the emergency room." squealed Quagmire. "I just found out that I have green ooze flowing out of my penis."
"Oh ok, see you later." Peter answered calmly.
Quagmire walked away from the table and to his car.
Peter, left alone started watching YouTube videos.
He chose one that read "guy gets hit by car". He watched it and started laughing. He then saw that it had over 9,000 views.
"Holy crap, I just got myself an idea!" exclaimed Peter. "It's even better than the way that Wiz Khalifa get's lyrics for his songs."
The scene cuts away to Wiz Khalifa standing next to an Asian guy and a black guy.
"Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow" Wiz sang.
The scene cuts back to the outside of the bar.
A car passed by and Peter got ready to sprint at it.
As it passed, Peter threw a water balloon at it and started laughing.
After a while he sighed and put his camera down on the front door of the clam.
Peter started walking back home when two men with masks on started to beat him up.
Joe, who was only moments away, started rolling towards them.
Joe flung himself from his wheelchair and grabbed one of the men by their waists.
Peter was knocked unconscious and the two men started punching Joe.
Joe bit one man's arm and threw him at the other. He then smashed both of their heads together and placed handcuffs on both of them.
Peter suddenly woke up.
"Joe, you…you saved me!" he cried.
"All in a day's work Peter." Joe said, with his head down.
"Wait a minute, if you're not a cop anymore, how the hell did you have an extra set of handcuffs on you?" asked Peter.
"One night Quagmire and I were drinking and it got pretty messed up. Joe explained. "The point is I stole the two that we used and kept them on me for protection."
"So….you two had sex?" questioned Peter.
"WE DID'NT HAVE SEX!" Joe yelled.
"Wait, Joe, look at this." Peter shouted, holding up his camera. "It recorded everything; we can post this on YouTube."
"Yeah, I bet it'll get a lot of views." chucked Joe, rolling away.
Police cars surrounded Peter and the two thugs.
Peter sighed and knew what the right thing to do was.
Back at Joe's house, Bonnie was cooking dinner.
"Hey honey, how is the job hunt coming along?" Bonnie asked.
"Terrible." Joe replied. "I was Michael Vick's trainer for the day."
The scene cuts away to Joe and Michael Vick in a training room.
"One…two…three!" Joe screamed as Michael Vick punched a dog with each count.
The scene cut back to Joe and Bonnie at the kitchen table.
Bonnie put her arms around her husband.
"I'm sure something that isn't totally humiliating will come up soon." Bonnie said.
Joe wheeled towards the door after he heard a banging.
"Joe Swanson?" the man asked.
"Yeah." answered Joe.
"After being handed a vital piece of evidence in a mugging, we have decided to give you your job back." The man expressed. "Welcome back Officer Joe Swanson."
"Thank you sir." Joe responded.
As the man walked away, Joe saw Peter walking down the block.
Joe nodded to his friend and Peter nodded back.
The scene cuts to the Griffin's house.
Peter, Lois, Brian and the three kids sat at the dinner table.
"Well Peter, I know that your YouTube videos didn't become as big as a success as you would've hoped, but I think that you've learned a valuable lesson in friendship." declared Lois.
"Yup, booze is a man's best friend." Peter sighed, gulping his drink down.
"So Brian, how does it feel to be back in your flee infested corpse." Stewie asked.
"It feels good." assured Brian. "How are you doing?"
"I'm good." Stewie added. "I'm back to my baby powdered smelling self."
"So…uh, how are we ending this?" Lois asked.
"Play us off keyboard cat!" Peter shouted.
The keyboard cat stared playing his piano and the whole family laughed.
Michael Vick suddenly ran out of nowhere and punched keyboard cat in the face.