"Little Toddler"
Chapter II
"Mister L..." B said tugging at L's pants.
L sighed and turned to face the young boy.
"What?" L asked, rubbing the back of his neck.
B shifted slightly and blushed, "I-I... U-Umm..." B stammered, rubbing his ankle with his small foot.
L raised an eyebrow in concern, "You... what, Backup?" L asked, kneeling in front of him. And that's when it hit him.
"Backup... Do you need a change of diaper?" L asked, already smelling the unpleasant smell coming from the young boy.
B blushed a deeper shade of red and slowly nodded. "Y-Yes, sir."
L's eyes widened. Well, B was only 5 in a half years old...
"U-Ummm... O-Okay..." L said, standing up and grabbing B by under his arms and pulling him up and carrying him to his room.
This is going to be really awkward once B grows up and remembers that L himself had changed his dirty dipey-wippey. ( :D )
Upon laying B on the bed, L's eye twitched. How do you change a four year old's diaper?
"U-Ummm... How does Roger and Watari change your dipey?" L asked, pulling B's loose blue jeans down.
B blushed again and stared at L. "Mister Wammy usually takes off my dipey and...his voice trailed off. (Me: xD I can't stop laughing! *laughs* )
L stared at his red eyes. "And...?"
B sighed, "He takes off my dipey and wipes my bottom clean with this one white thingy..." B looked up at the ceiling with his index finger resting on his bottom lip while he recalled all the steps on the diaper thing.
"Then... when my butt-ox are clean, he usually gets a new dipey with Elmo on them and puts it on me..." B instructed.
L nodded. This is very awkward indeed.
And so L did all that.
"There." L said, standing back up and helping B get off the bed.
"... I want my pants." B commanded, staring up at L with evil red eyes.
L gulped.
I have a feeling that I have permanently lost my sanity...
This was very... awkward to type. xD BB is going to kill me... but then again, it's an AU! :D Please leave me a review!