A/N: Sorry for the wait! The writers block subsided on Sunday 4/26, when I of course had a whole bunch of homework. Seriously wanted to scream because I had the perfect scene, and had to wait to write it... Its part of a future chapter... and school is being a royal pain, my college color class teacher has the idea that if he stuffs us with more home work than we can handle that we will enjoy it. yea, his plan isn't working as of yet. but anyway here is the next chapter, with a recap to start:
Recap of last chapter:
(still a week before that discussion of chapter 4)
I huffed and walked away from Jake toward the couch in front of the TV.
I turned my head over my shoulder to watch as Jake followed Jasper up the large grand staircase. I mentally cursed to myself thinking about what my dad might say and what Jake was going to say back...
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Jacob's POV:
Jasper was chuckling as he opened the door to one of the Cullens many studies. The only person in the study was Edward. He was sitting up against the desk at the other side of the room. Jasper nodded to me to go in with a small twitch of a smirk across his face, then Jasper walks way toward another part of the second floor.
"Come in Jake." Edward looked toward me in a stern manner, he continued after a moment, "Please... shut the door behind you."
I walked forward and shut the door. I walked over to the couch to the left side of the desk and plopped down, well I might as well get comfortable physically before Edward starts demanding things as always when it comes to Ness. Everyone knows I wont be comfortable in thought so I decided to get even more comfortable physically and started to put my feet up on the coffee table. Edward walked over to the opposite couch and sat on the edge of the seat across from me and took notice to my feet.
"Keep your feet off this table if you want to keep them, and I wont be the one to do the honors because this table happens to be one of Esme's favorite pieces of furniture in this house. She is sweet and cares for you because of you loving her granddaughter, but showing her furniture disrespect is high on her disapproval list. She has screamed at Emmett many times, he is just lucky she considers him her son unconditionally."
We both sat there in silence for a few moments after I lowered my feet to the floor.
He called me here, why cant he just get to the point. Hmm, maybe if I listen hard enough, I can hear Nessie and her conversations down stairs. Its like these walls in the study were sound proof because I couldn't hear a thing. I looked up at Edward and he had a small grin on his face, obviously he was enjoying making me sit here and wait for him to talk. He can be a royal mind reading-pain in my-
He abruptly became serious, "Jake, if you want to continue seeing my daughter YOU will NOT finish that thought, I am so glad I can read thoughts, because I can protect my daughter and family, through that power, and I don't appreciate you thinking it is okay to cuss even in your mind about me.... your girlfriends father... and I better not ever hear that you have cussed in front of Renesmee, I will rip your vocal cords out, do you understand... And don't even try to say you don't swear, because I have heard Nessie lately starting to swear and I know it must be coming from someone, and we don't swear in this household." He cringed a little when he said the 'your girlfriend' part.
I couldn't believe he was blaming me for her fowl mouth. I have heard Emmett, Bella, and Rose swear occasionally, and Nessie is a bright girl she picks up on everything extremely quick, yes I swear but he cant blame her mouth all on me.
"I am just saying to watch you language and not swear around my daughter, it is very non gentleman like and my daughter deserves the best, and even though I think she deserves better then you, she cant take her eyes off you at moment... so I have to try and except it. But if you become detrimental to her... I will have no problem separating you from my daughter's life."
"Are you threatening me Edward, because that is really getting old, you know I would never hurt her she is the love of my existence, just as Bella is to you."
"Jake I wanted to talk with you today to address something that I found to be absolutely un-acceptable." Removing his head from his hands he slowly met my gaze. "Your thoughts yesterday were beyond UNACCEPTABLE! DON'T YOU EVER DEFILE MY DAUGHTER IN YOUR MIND OR IN PERSON FOR THAT MATTER!"
He took a deep breath and continued. "With that said I want to again warn you that you are not to touch her in any... other way than holding hands and I also am allowing 'innocent' hugs. If you fail to listen to this warning we will be moving away from Forks for good... and you will not be permitted to see my daughter any longer. I am not playing a game Jake my daughter will be nine years old in two weeks and I will not have you being sexually active with her. She is much to young and her mother and I have decided she can not be subjected to that at this age, maybe in ten years but not yet. If she pressures you... REFUSE her. And IF YOU PRESSURE HER... Jake there will be nothing left of you." he lightly let out a dark chuckle at the end of that statement. Mostly he said all of that in a calm and stern tone, the only time it went up in pitch a bit was when he was referencing my day dream yestur-
"Jake if you know what is good for you... you will stop that thought, before you replay that day dream. I will not hesitate to take off one of your limbs, if I see that in your mind again, I doubt running on all fours will be very easy after one of the four is taken off..."
He kept his glare as I put up my hands, "Wow, Okay, okay, Edward I get it, no need to threaten... So are we done here, or do you have more to say, because I am not going to sit here and be threatened by my girlfriends father..."
He looked down and I could tell he was seriously stress'in about something, no doubt its probably about Nessie because he always needs something to stress about, and she is always the main subject the past....well... almost nine years now.
He lifted his hand to his face and pinched the bridge of his nose for a moment and shut his eyes. He then looked up at me with pleading eyes, "Well Jake as you know Nessie will be going to Forks High starting next week, and I would appreciate it if you were positive about it around Nessie, I already know its going to be a struggle with her stubbornness, and if you encourage her, she will have an easier time with excepting it."
Well he sure as hell knows where her hard headed stubbornness comes from, he is married to the most stubborn woman that ever walked this planet. He looked up at me with a small crooked grin. He knows exactly what I'm talking about. Bella can be quite a pain in the -
His grin then abruptly disappeared and he began to give me the strong glare again, probably because I was about to say a-
"Jake... don't insult my wife." His glare got even more extreme.
I decided it would probably be a good thing to go back to the topic at hand.
"Yes, I will try my best Edward to promote school to her, but I cant promise anything..."
"I appreciate that Jake and you can go now..." I slowly got up from my spot on the couch and then walked swiftly to the door to go see Nessie.
"Oh, and Jake, Nessie's conversation is not quite over yet... I would prefer you go out the kitchen door and not disturb the girls down stairs."
What he wants me to leave Nessie, and not even say good bye, I don't think I can do that. I turned around to protest. Obviously he found something quite funny because he was laughing as he went around the other side of the desk to sit down.
"Jake, not even I want to interrupt that meeting down stairs. Its most defiantly not one a guy wants to walk into, I am truly just looking out for you with this one... I will have her call you when they are done. Okay?"
"Edward I can handle movie night with girls painting their toenails and eating popcorn, I grew up with two older sisters.... I can handle that."
"Jake the movies are health education movies..."
"What are you talking about Edward, and what in the hell is so funny?!" I was really frustrated with not knowing what was going on.
"Do I need to spell this one out for you Jake.......... You really wont feel comfortable going down there....--" I scrunched my brow still not understanding as he continued, "--Rennesme is watching....sex...education videos... We are trying to get her to not want to have... it... then there will be a discussion about the videos, which I believe is the point they are at now..."
"ohhh, yea... okay... kitchen door sounds good." I couldn't meet his eyes, I was now extremely embarrassed.
Turning to open the door and escaped the study I heard Emmett's booming laughter from across the hall, of course he would find my reaction funny. Jerk. I'm not the one that has sex.... and he thrives on sexual activities a good portion of his days. He is the sex whore.
I heard Edward's laughter before the door shut behind me, probably because of what I called his bear of a brother.
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(Renesmee calls Jake 3 hours later 8:30pm)
Jake's POV
"Jake that was so super embarrassing. I had to watch a video on sexually transmitted diseases, and then if it couldn't get any worse they popped in another dvd that should how babies are born... and that was so gross... Grandpa Carlisle then made an appearance to talk more about the medical aspects of it, eww, you will never understand how gross it is to have your grandpa talking about sex with you... then oh my mom said you were their when I was born... gross... AND oh, my god I almost forgot... I hope my dad wasn't a jerk. What did he say? If he was a jerk, I AM SUPER SORRY?!?!?!?" She spoke a million miles a minute, and when she was done she was almost gasping for breath.
"Wow Ness just slow down, your dad was fine, I can handle him... the videos don't sound like they were fun, but I guess they are something everyone needs to know about... and yes I was their when you were born but it was probably much different from the video you watched... It was something probably more like a Caesarean section, I guess you could call it that. Don't worry I wasn't really paying any attention to you, don't be embarrassed I didn't look, I was busy trying to make sure Bella was going to be alright... your dad was the one that was delivering you........... Can we change topics now? This is one... one... you could have with your parents not me. It's making me really uncomfortable..."
"Oh, toooooo... busy trying to make sure my mom was okay... that kinda bugs me Jake. Do you still like her Jake? Why would you only be concentrating on her? You didn't pay any attention to me... I thought you imprinted on me. You weren't interested in me at all...isn't it like instant or something?"
"Ness... Your taking all my words out of context. I didn't realize I imprinted until after I left the room, a lot was going on, then when you were with Blonde-ee away from the room it all clicked. You know I only have eyes for you Ness, there is no question that my heart belongs to you. Your mother is still a close friend, but no I don't like her in the way you are referring to. Again you should talk to your parents about that time, well more like Edward, because Bella wasn't all there at the time."
"Okay Jake, but I still am not happy you were thinking of my mother, that is... uncomfortable... but on the other hand I am glad you didn't look at me when I was just born... because if I looked anything like that baby on the movie, that would seriously be gross. So yea. I'm glad you didn't really see that part."
"So Ness, did you want to come over for a little while or something?"
"I would LOVE too" Nessie chiming voice boomed through the speaker... then I heard Edward's voice in the background, "Ness, remember the rules? what time did I say you couldn't hang out after.?"
Nessie was silent for a minute and I could tell she was probably pouting to her father... then I heard her whining "eight o'clock isn't late enough dad"..."I should be able to hang out past that time.... COME ON DAD! PLEASE?!?!?!"
That is when she got back onto the phone.
"Sorry Jake my dads being an ass."... she then mocked Edward - "no visiting after eight..."
I then heard Edward in the background "Renesmee Carlie. CULLEN. STOP SWEARING! I don't want to hear another swear from your mouth; next time there will be consequences for your language."
Thats when I heard Edward take Renesmee's phone, he then got on the phone to talk with me.
"I'm sorry Jake but Renesmee cant talk any more, you can see her tomorrow. She is grounded from the phone for the the rest of today and tomorrow. She is also supposed to be eating dinner right now so talk to you tomorrow, Bye Jake." I heard Nessie struggling for the phone until Edward hung up.
She really knows how to piss him off. She really needs to figure out how to not let him get to her and vise versa.
This isn't the first time Nessie has been grounded from the phone, or anything else that she enjoys. They are constantly arguing lately. I think some times Nessie tries to make him mad. Bella really was never like this, I mean she did argue with Charlie here and there, but the attitude Ness held was something very escalated to Bella's, the escalation must have come from the all mighty Edward. Yea her tantrums did remind me a lot of Edward's over reacting mode.
But, o well there isn't much I can do, they need to figure that out for themselves, I cant really take a side because Ness does act childish at times and that is probably because she has grown up so fast she really hasn't been able to be a kid that long. If I were to side with her though then there would be more fighting between her and her parents, and her parents and I. I just want to make sure I can stay with her that is my only concern at the moment. I know Edward would love nothing more than have a reason to take her away.
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