Aaaaand, I'm back! Tadaaaa…

I know this is very fast, but this… weird idea insisted on being written and posted as soon as possible. Please, don't ask me what my brain was thinking :S

Unfortunately I cannot promise to update this fast always (and, come on, it has barely been 24 hours since I posted the first one-shot. That shouldn't even be possible!) But for a couple of weeks I have no work, so perhaps, if properly inspired, I'll post more before the end of the week. That depends on the reviewers :)

Title: Kiss

Pairing: Yuda/Shin

Warning: Crack-ish one-shot, OOC-ness, mental images, implied boyxboy-action, un-betaed like always

A/N: *sigh*… I don't understaaaand D'x

Uhh, but, hey! At least it's a CANON-pairing, right? … right? *sob*

"Shin?"

"I am not talking to you. Please, leave me be."

"Shin, it can't possibly be that ba-"

"Silence, please."

Angels of all ages watched in silent awe at the spectacular sight in front of them: Yuda, proud, clever and beautiful Yuda, was stalking his faithful companion down the dusty path of the village, a confused and anxious scowl in his face. Shin, calm, thoughtful and beautiful Shin, was staring determinately at the road ahead, body nearly rigid with rage and embarrassment as he walked away from his lover in a huff.

"If you at least would let me explai-"

"Just WHAT did you think you were doing back there?" The normally gentle, blue-haired angel nearly shrieked, though his voice was lowered to a hiss; apparently knowing of all the spectators nearby.

"I was healing you, Shin! You got hurt," Yuda defended himself, as his normally kind, blue eyes finally found Shin's.

They both stopped walking (read: rushing down the road.) and stared wildly at each other. Yuda folded his arms defensively over his chest as Shin scoffed and pointed at him accusingly.

"Oh, really? Healed me? By making out with me?"

"I didn't m-"

"In public, even! Yuda, I've never been this mortified in my life!"

"Hey, alright, listen here! On the battlefield I can't take you somewhere private and heal you. We also need to practise that at training."

Shin had a look of utter disbelief on his face, amber eyes wide.

"Wha- but, you-," the musician sputtered, flustered.

"Yes, that's right. We need to keep everything as realistic as possible. I train your fighting skills and I train you in your… knowledge of the ways of the battlefield," Yuda smiled victoriously. "You'll thank me the day my training saves your life!"

"You were over-doing it, Yuda."

"No, I was simply keeping it realistic and life-like."

"Wouldn't it have been a little more realistic, then, if I had actually been hurt, Yuda?"

"… You were a little hurt."

"… I scratched my chin. That's all that ever happened."

"… And I healed it."

A shaky sigh.

"And what about the thing that happened after that, Yuda?"

"… Well, you limped a little, you see. I thought I saw a little blood or a bruise when I…"

"So you decided to simply kiss it all better without actually checking to see if I even had a bruise?" Shin sounded unimpressed.

"Okay, so I made one mistake, Shin. It's not the apocalypse," Yuda insisted.

"It was a public training area, Yuda! Other angels were watching your little stunt!"

"Like they hadn't seen a kiss befor-"

"Children-angels, Yuda," Shin cried out, hiding his face in his hands. "And they all saw you pulling me onto your lap and lick all over my thighs…"

Shin trailed off, realized what he had admitted out-loud, and then he looked like he wanted to be consumed by the ground under them and never return again. Yuda quietly cleared his throat, looking at the clouds above them.

"… You didn't mind that much last ni-"

"Silence! Don't say it!" Shin began walking down the path again, away from Yuda and the village, whose inhabitants were by now all listening in.

Yuda followed suit, mumbling about the 'complicated-ness of modest musicians'. The other Saint Beasts, who had also been watching from afar, stared after them. Only one of them managed to shake off the mental image that the argument had given them all.

"… Seriously, those two," Gai sighed, shaking his head in a sad manner, before he continued with his task of pouring live beetles into a concerned and disturbed-looking Rei's shoulder-bag.

~ ~ ~ FIN ~ ~ ~

*Hides*

I have a weird sense of humour at times.

But don't tell me that you haven't been thinking of Yuda's… magical lips at times. I bet you guys too have wondered about them and how he could use them to his advantage xD If anyone has taken offense by reading this, please relax! It was meant as a little joke :3 This is just for the fun of it.

Requests for next one-shot? Anybody? Unless my mind thinks up something epic like this (not) then I'll need a little… push in some direction you want it to go. So, come on, people! Speak up! And REVIEW, pwease? *puppy-dog eyes*

Btw I just reread my 'summary' for HHEB. WTF? That makes no sense! It sounds like I'm trying to write something epic and… very dead serious all the time :S That's certainly not the plan I had in mind. Heeh, my excuse: I must still have been a little drunk yesterday when I wrote it. Pbbth, but I think it's a little funny, so I'm gonna let it stay :3 if only to remind myself of my blunder LOL

Heh, take care! See you on the wild side :P