"A reminder to you all, we will not accept volunteers!"
*groans*
"Let's get started shall we? Ladies first!"
*claws around and grabs a paper*
"Madeline Kinch, age 16!"
*a strong girl walks calmly to the stage! despite the fact that she's going into the Hunger Games*
"Eric Steel, age 9!"
*small boy walks to stage*
"Madeline, do you promise not to kill Eric unless it comes down to just you two?"
"I promise."