Disclaimer: APH is really not mine ;A; I wanna own prussia and germany =))))

CHAPTER TWO: Typical Saturday Lunch

June 26,2010

Uwah! Gilgil he is sooo cute!" Antonio said nuzzling the chick. "kesese I know! Ain't he AWESOME!" " Hmph. You and your 'AWESOMENESS' . Stupid jerk". Lovino commented rolling his eyes "Oh shut up Lovino,you're just jealous Antonio is nuzzling with my chick instead of you" Gilbert defended. "S-shut up!" Lovino blushed. "But is it as talented as my Pierre mon cher?" Francis questioned with a smug, receiving a glare from Gilbert. "Nein. But Gilbird is more AWESOME than your bird and he has ninja skills. Show him Gilbird!" The yellow chick obeyed his master's orders hiding at Gilbert's hair in a swift movement. It didn't even take a second! Gilbert grinned "see! Ain't he AWESOME! Beat that Francis" Gilbert offered now it was his turn to have a grin plastered on his face saying 'beat that loser!'. Francis just shrugged causing Gilbert's grin to grow larger.

"Gil nii chan can I see your yellow chick ve~?" Feliciano said cheerfully as he entered the Beilschmidt's household with Kiku. "Good afternoon everyone, sorry for intruding" Kiku bowed " No need to be modest Kiku, and sure Ita-chan , Gilbird show yourself again!" Gilbert commanded and Gilbird suddenly popped out of his owner's silver locks. "Cute~" Feliciano nuzzled the bird on the albino's head "ve~". "Keses can't resist his awesomeness ja?" Gilbert asked prouder than usual towards his now famous pet. "It looks interesting" Kiku offered staring at the yellow chick. Then, suddenly Kiku patted the yellow chick carefully while blushing. "Kesese, knew it" Gilbert grinned.

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"So... who is taking care of Gilbird when you're working? " Antonio asked hugging Lovino closer to him. Lovino protested at first but let Antonio hug him anyway still blushing from embarrassment. "I was planning on bringing him with me at work actually" Gilbert confessed causing Francis to be worried for the safety of the bird. " But mon cher aren't pets not allowed in the building?" "Kesese it's fine! My bird is AWESOME and all, we can get through security, besides my Fritz has ninja skills! Fritz can hide in my hair before anyone can notice him!" everyone looked at him confused at what he just called his pet. "Fritz?" Antonio and Francis asked confused. "Well Gilbird is so long so I decided to give it a nickname, an AWESOME one!" Gilbert explained. "Lazy ass" Lovino mumbled, Gilbert glared at him and Antonio reminded him of his manners " Lovino! I didn't taught you to say those words!" "Ve~ so do we call it Fritz from now on?" Feliciano wondered, Gilbert shook his head. "Nein, only oresama can call him that. You shall still call it as the AWESOME GILBIRD!" Gilbert proclaimed. "by the way, where is Kiku?" Francis asked noticing that their Japanese friend was missing. "Oh he is helping Ludwig cook our food ve~" Feliciano answered.

"Everyone, we're done preparing the food" Kiku informed the others who were in the living room. "Coming~" everyone replied... except for Feliciano... he asked if pasta was being served instead.

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"Ve why is there no pasta" Feliciano pouted. "Oi potato bastard why didn't you serve any tomato?" Lovino said angrily " Lovino it's fine I'll serve you lots of tomato when we get home"Antonio giggled cheerfully before eating some sushi Kiku made. "Hey where's the beer?" Gilbert said stealing some wurst from his brother. "Bruder" Ludwig groaned, giving Gilbert his wurst. "Um... sake taste better with Japanese food" Kiku tried to explain. "Non. Wine taste great when eating food" Francis said slowly drinking the wine he had in his hand. "Oh sush!... west~ give me mein beir~ bitte~" Gilbert whined staring at Ludwig with his puppy dog eyes."Mein beir~" Ludwig then went outside and when he returned he was carrying a bucket of beer. "Here" Ludwig offered to his brother. "Danke bruder! Ich liebe dich~" Gilbert said hugging his brother. "J-ja. Ja" Ludwig pushed Gilbert away from him, flustered. " I envy them! Lovino, Feliciano hug`" Antonio said with a big smile and arms open widely. "Ve~" Feliciano tackled on Antonio. " s-shut up I'm n-not g-gonna hug you!" Lovino shouted going as far as possible from Antonio causing him to be caught by Francis "Then let Francis nii chan hug you~" Francis said squishing Lovino.

"Um... Francis san you're scaring Lovino san" Kiku informed Francis while trying to stop himself from shaking. "Kesese more beir!" Gilbert shouted " Kesese let's drink more beer!". "O-oi g-get of m-me p-pe-perverted b-bastard... chigi!" "Francis! Let go of my cute Lovino" Antonio tried to pull Francis arm away from his scared Lovino. " Francis nii chan ve~" Feliciano said hitting Francis' arms. Francis just laughed hugging Lovino tighter. "C-chigi!" Lovino said shaking. "Kesese Kiku give me more beer!". "But G-Gilbert san" Kiku replied, looking at Ludwig who was now furious. "More beer!". "C-chigi!". "Ve~" "Romanito~" "Haha" "U-uhm..." SNAP. "ENOUGH! We are eating right now so would everyone please stop playing around ?. If you want to speak you must raise your hand and you will only be given 8 minutes. Understand?" Ludwig said, hands on the table, his head full of vein and a piercing glare on his eyes. Everyone became quiet, Francis letting go of Lovino. Antonio and Feliciano calming Lovino. Kiku serving them sake, Ludwig continued eating... and Gilbert saying "Oi its to quiet" Ludwig glared at his brother telling him to shut up. "West~" Gilbert whimpered. And they continued a quiet and awkward lunch. It was a typical Saturday afternoon.


a/n : uwah short chapter and thanks for the reviews i really appreciate it :D... please r&r

hahha I finished chapter three already but it still kinda sounds weird... was suppose to post this earlier but had some net problems ;A;

I might change some stuffs here too... haven't really checked the grammar and typos yet OTL gah lots of grammatically wrong errors ;A;