Yay! Some reviews (not as many as before, but meh). And again, READ "Being Ninja Or Not" and review it! Honestly, it's really good (or so we like to think).

REN'S REVIEWS

crazychocochica17: …Here's both! *is indecisive * Naw, I don't think Emily'll steal 'Tachi-kun. : )

Katarina Wolffe: You're not pregnant? DAMMIT! That's actually the thought that went through my head. And then you said no. *laughing * Ah… Wooden… cod… I, (Ren), am twenty. My full name is Himura Ren. I live vicariously! What are these credit cards you speak of? Ditto to social security. Yeah.

Emi and Alex: *rescues 'Sori-kun * Aw, I won't let my scary lil' sis hurt you, Red- er, Sasori. Yeah, Sasori.

Yuti-chan: *gives you your chocolate Deidara * 'ere ya go!

DeafeningSilence1317: *happy eye-crease like Kakashi's * Yay! I have one of my personal Fanfiction goddesses (I'm assuming you're a girl. If you're a guy… eh, whatever. : ) ) reviewing! I love your story!

Ninja-Cookie-monster: Did you see the fanart where Kakuzu gives Hidan a microchip or something to makes him all happy and good (Seriously, he was like "COME TO ME, MY FURRY ANIMAL FRIENDS!" and I was like O.o WTF, HIDAN?) and then Deidara and him are creeped out, so they take the microchip out and then he becomes his normal bitchy self, in which he's screaming about "WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE ANIMALS AROUND ME?" and all that? It's funny. : )

Well, thank you guys! By the way, it's gonna be the next day.

THE NEXT DAY (A/N: To clarify for the morons. *grins * I'm so nice.)

Ren is smiling evilly as she creeps up on the beach from her unknown residence on the island.

The horn she has in her hands blares at 4:32 am, before the break of dawn.

The general response is,"WHAT THE FUCK, WOMAN?" to which she gives an even larger smile and another blast.

Sooner or later, all of the Akatsuki is situated on the beach, having pulled on clothes and sprinted to where Ren is.

Ren takes a look and just bursts out laughing.

Kisame is in a pair of boxers and a backwards navy blue t-shirt.

Itachi is… Itachi, so he's in perfect clothes (well, his ever-present necklace, and a pair of Uchiha-print swimming trunks (A/N: I want a bathing suit like that!). There is some "censored" bars over his upper body, so the fangirls don't try to maul him.

Deidara is in a white t-shirt that says "ART IS A BANG!" in block/graffiti lettering with a little explosion that Ren remembered making and giving for him a few Christmases ago, and some red swimming trunks. His blonde hair is in his classic gravity-defying hair, but is all mussed up, and his blue eyes are bleary.

Sasori is in a pair of green swim trunks and a black t-shirt that says in beautiful calligraphy,"ART IS ETERNAL." with a little Hiruko on it (Ren also made this one). His red hair is even more messy than normal, but he looks somewhat awake.

Hidan has a polo shirt that's inside out and he's desperately trying to button it, and failing miserably, cursing all along. He's wearing his Jashinist pendant and a pair of black swimming trunks.

Kakuzu is in similar attire to Hidan, except his shirt is buttoned.

Tobi is in a full-body black jumpsuit.

Zetsu is in green swimming trunks.

Pein is glaring straight at Ren, in orange boxers.

Konan is in a black t-shirt with a blue bikini bottom.

All of them, minus Sasori and Itachi, look bleary, exhausted and very annoyed.

When Ren is done with her laughing spazz, she straightens and loosens her tie. This one is lime green with orange parrots. It clashes horribly with herself and her hair. Her white dress-shirt hangs loosely on her frame, the first three buttons open to reveal already tanned skin.

"Anyways, your first task will happen when the sun rises. There's a cliff where the event will take place." she says.

They all nod, and follow Ren.

FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER

"Where the hell is this place?" Hidan whines,"It's been like, five hours of uphill hiking!"

"Shut up, Hidan." Kakuzu growls.

"It's only been fifteen minutes!" Ren chirps as they round yet another bend to climb yet another steep hill.

AN HOUR AFTER FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER

They finally arrived at the cliff.

Ren uncovers her watch. The Orochimaru-sensor wasn't beeping, but she wasn't taking any chances. Nope. Judging from the little machine, he was at least one hundred yards away. That, or he managed to get the tracking device off (they had paid the army exorbitant amounts for it, and for them to activate it early).

She shivered at the thought.

"Anyways, here is the first survival test! You and your partner will be tied together in a harness and dropped off the side of one of these cliffs!" she gestured all around to the three different cliffs. "Pick your cliff!"

Team Art and Team Lollipop stay at the cliff they were at, Team Yahiko's Angels (AHAHAHAHA!) and Team The Cake Is A Lie go to the cliff across and to the left of the current cliff, and Team Samehada goes by themselves to the cliff to the right of them. The third cliff (the one to the middle) is all alone.

"OKAY!" Ren creates a microphone out of ink so people can hear her. "TEAM ART IS GOING FIRST!"

Deidara and Sasori get into the harness, with only a few inches between the two. Ren then busily ties their hands behind the other's backs, and ties their legs together.

"Are you ready, danna, un?" Deidara asks as they begin to shuffle over to the edge of the cliff.

Sasori has no time to reply before they tumble off, kicking in the back by Ren.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Both men are screaming and clutching at each other as they are free-falling through the air.

Ren stares down the side of the cliff where two hardened S-Ranked criminals are currently clutching at each other and falling. "This.. this is just sad." she mutters.

"AHHHHH! OHMIGOD!" Sasori yells, wind whipping past his face. He tries to undo the knots, but in his panic, he can't.

"AIEEEEEEEE! AHHHHH! DANNA, SAVE ME, UN!"

"I CAN'T! I'M FALLING WITH YOU!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they scream for thirty more seconds, before Sasori somehow manages to get his hands free.

"DANNA, IF YOU CAN REACH, I HAVE CLAY IN MY POCKET!"

Sasori manages to reach (despite the awkwardness), and feels around in Deidara's pocket. Nothing.

"THERE'S NOTHING THERE!"

"WHAT? YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME, UN!"

Sasori takes a glance up, glares at the spot of purple, and then sees the little thing of clay falling high above them.

"IT FLOATED OUT OF YOUR POCKET!"

"DAMMIT, UN! WE'RE FALLING!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" they both continue their scream.

SEVEN AND A HALF MINUTES LATER

Ren is snickering.

Pein and Konan are both sighing, sweatdropping, and facepalming. Their organization was so out of it.

Suddenly, there was silence from the two artists.

BACK WITH THEM

There is silence, because the two have gotten out of breath.

Deidara and Sasori continue falling.

"WE'RE STILL FALLING!" Deidara eventually yells.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they both scream.

Ren looks pleased,"There we go!"

Hidan and Kakuzu go a little pale.

Sasori then gets a good idea. Since his hands are free, he creates chakra strings.

They wrap around a log.

The two's fall is stopped, but now they're on two separate sides of a log.

"Well, at least we're not falling, un." Deidara states optimistically, voice hoarse from screaming.

CRACK.

"…I take that back. AHHHHHH!" Deidara screams as they fall for another thirty seconds before landing with a splash in water.

Both emerge, coughing and spluttering, and start floating downstream. Sasori is faced down.

"Uh-oh." he says, as a roaring noise gets louder and louder.

"Lemme guess, a huge waterfall, un." Deidara says flatly.

"Yup." Sasori says.

"Piranhas, yeah?" he asks.

"Mmhmm."

"Huge rocks at the bottom, hmm?"

"Probably."

There is steely determination in Deidara (and Sasori's) eyes,"Bring it on."

Pein and Konan wince as their two artists go flying off the edge of the waterfall, screaming.

"Well… that went great!" Ren reflects, loosening her tie.

Evil, evil Ren-chan.

Well, how was it? I'll be updating S-Ranked like… tomorrow… Christmas break is next week, and that will be mediocre updates, due to the stupid Learning Fair my school makes me do. Meh.

Well, review, review!