Chapter 3:Please God

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BPOV

I would claim whats rightfully fucking mine. Edward Anthony Masen Cullen.

My hateful thoughts towards that bitch where suddenly put on hold when I heard my door swing open. I evilly grinned at my two best fucking friends a in the whole wide world. Alice and Rose. They saw my evil grins and then their concerned looks turned into what I assumed to be an exact reflection of my own smile. They knew exactly what was going on. And they were as fucking excited as a 10 year old kid stuck in Disney land over night.

"So. Where gonna make Edward your boyfriend, right?"Alice asked hopefully.

"Yes. We sure as fucking hell are. But we have to get rid of his skanky ass whore of a girlfriend,Tanya, first. She is coming to stay here for a week but I think we all know what we have to do. We'll make Edward want me... Then we have to make her look like the bitch she probably is in front of him... Then edward will have to pick between us... his loving family who has been with him his whole life... and her the blonde bimbo who just gives him a good fuck and annoy's the shit out of him... it's not really a hard choice... But we have to start the first part of the plan tonight at the club... I can't really think of how to make him notice me as more then a sister figure. Any suggestions ladies?" I finished my plan. The girls were smiling wickedly. The were probably as excited as I was. Maybe even more. Rose raised her hand and said "OH OH! ME ME! PICK ME MS. BYATCH!" I laughed and said."What's your answer cock sucker!" in the sweetest voice I could muster.

"Okay here's what we're going to do..."

_Thirty Minutes Later_

"Kay. Thanks Jacob...Yep...at The Baltic Room... yep... Jealous...ah ha... be all over me... hahaha i know... thanks again... bye,"I said into the phone. Our plan was going smoothly so far. I must Say Rose is one smart bitch. I love her! Anyways we were all getting in the car and I noticed that I just happened to have to sit in Edward's lap. So I decided to have a little fun with him. California Girls by Katy Perry and Snoop Dogg came on and i started singing the lyrics loudly with Alice and Rose. After the chorus I started grinding into Edward's crotch. He gasped loudly and I had to bite my bottom lip to hold back my laughter. As the song went on I began to grind harder and harder. He was panting and moaning. Yea I did that shit to Edward-dampen-my-panties-Cullen. Bella-1. Tanya(BITCH)-0. Then I turned around to look at edward. I bit my lip and looked at him from underneath my eyelashes. The epitome of innocence. He moaned loudly agian. And his eyes glazed over in lust as he stared into my eyes. But our moment was ruined when he shook his head in disgust. Who was he disgusted with? HImself...Me...Tanya? I hoped to god it was the latter one but that wasn't very likely seeing that Tanya was no where near us at the time. FUCK! I bet he's disgusted with me. Well thats shit. When the song ended we pulled up into the Baltic Room parking lot. We went right to the front of the line and handed the big, dark skinned, intimidating man our fake IDs.(Well Emmett and Edward's aren't fake but whatever)

Once we walked in us girls decided to go dance, while the boys went to go get some alchie! Once they couldn't see us we began to look for Jacob. While scanning the crowd I saw I tall, buff, Black cropped haired, russet skinned man wearing nice fitting black jeans and a white button downed shirt that had the first four buttons open revealing some of his gorgeous chest leaning against the back wall. Jacob. I smiled widely and walked over to my best guy friend from my childhood.

"HEY JAKE!"I said when I snook up behind him.

"Hey Bells!" He said back. He was about to give me a hug but i reminded him that Edward might be watching and he would know that what we were about to do was fake. He apologized and said that he forgot. He pushed me up against the wall and got all up in my business. Nuzzling my neck with his nose. WOW. He's good at this. I tried my best to look terrified and I think I did pretty well.

"So, Jake, how is Nessie?" I whispered. Nessie or Vanessa was Jake's long time girlfriend and one of my best friends.

"She's great Bell. I...ah think im... gonna... propose." He stuttered.

"WOW! JAKE! I am so excited for you guys!"

"Thanks. Bella."he whispered back.

Then I saw Edward looking at me and I looked as scared as I possibly could. I whispered to Jake that he was looking and he nodded. Jake then started to feel me up and grab my arm roughly...ect...ect...

Edward looked infuriated. YES! THATS GOOD! WOOT!WOOT!

He walked over and pushed jake off of me angrily. Sexy Angry Edward made my panties wet. Fuck I can just imagine him angrily spanking me and then ramming into me harder and harder, faster and faster, until I come all over his sheets. FOCUS!He put his arm around me and said,"Honey who is this?"He fake smiled at me. I started acting the role of terrified damsel in distress again.

"Jacob, he said that he wanted me to...d-do stuff-f with him. I want him to leave me alone, Edward."I sobbed. Edward looked at Jacob and growled.

"Stay away from my girlfriend you idiotic prick!" Edward spat.

I pretended to look shocked at Edward. Because I was supposed to be wondering what was going on in Edward's eyes. He tilted his head in Jacob's general direction. I knew that it was all fake but I still felt sad that Edward wasn't really my boyfriend. I shook the sadness out of my eyes and nodded in understanding.

"I don't believe you. Kiss... Show me your a couple. Then I'll leave you alone." Jake said. Did I mention Jake is amazing. I looked up at Edward. He looked kinda scared. Then he looked determined. He tilted his head so it was inches from mine. Then he looked into my eyes to see if it was okay. I didn't respond to his silent question. I just closed the distance between his lips and mine. We started it off gently and slow but then I pushed my tongue out and asked for entrance into his hot mouth. He opened his mouth and our tongues battled for dominance. Neither really every one but we just kept battling it out. This was by far the best kiss in my life. I was trying very hard not to kick my foot in the air like in the Princess Diaries. So I put my hands into his beautiful bronze locks. Pulling on them to bring my face closer to his. His hands went to my hips and he pulled me closer to him. His erection was pressed into my stomach. We both tried to pull each other closer and succeeded. Which was a pretty great accomplishment considering how close we already were. We were both moaning and my panties were soaked through. Holy Shit. This was fuck hott! I looked into his eyes and I swore I saw two things in his eyes. One-Lust. Two- Love? OH FUCK! Could this be possible? I swear my heart was doing a happy dance. But as he looked into my eyes he suddenly pulled away.

And said,"There now leave mongrel," to Jake. Jake left. Then Edward stormed off to the bathroom. Damn this is shit. My heart stopped doing a happy dance and then it stopped beating at all. He didn't want me. He just kissed me to keep Jake away and to keep me saafe. I didn't mean anything too him. Tanya was his fucking girlfriend. This calls for desperate measure. I have to get Rose and Alice and we have to devise another way to get Edward to love me. I just have one request to god right now.

Please god don't let me get my heart broken.

Author's Note: OKAY three chapters in one day! that deserves REVIEWS!