AN: THANK YOU TWO MY FIRST REVIEWER:ADADANCER! YOU FUCKING ROCK! ANYHOO HERE IS YOUR NEXT CHAPTER! I DO HAVE TOO SAY THAT THERE IS SOME VERY MILD LESBIAN PARTS IN HERE SO IF YOUR OPPOSED THEN SKIP THIS CHAPTER! OH AND GET READY FOR THE ULTIMATE BITCH FIGHT. I MADE UP TWO NEW CHARACTER'S IN HERE. I USED ME AND MY BOYFRIENDS NAME FOR THE CHARACTERS SO I HOPE YOU DONT MIND.

LOTS OF LOVE

YOUR BITCH

MEGAN!

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EPOV

WHAT THE FUCKING BULL SHIT IS FUCKING GOING THE FUCK ON! I AM A FUCKING TWO TIMING ASSHOLE! I NEED TO FUCKING GO TO THE DEEPEST FUCKING PIT OF FUCKING HELL! MOTHER FUCKER! Why in the hell am I fucking snogging Isabella Fucking Swan! I have a sexy ass Girlfriend. Who fucking trusts me and I am sucking some other girls fucking face off! URRRGGHHHH! I let go of Bella after Jacob left and ran to the guy's bathroom. What the hell is wrong with me. Get it together you asshole! I have fucking 3 problems right now.

1) Most importantly I AM FUCKING CHEATING ON MY SEXY BITCH GIRLFRIEND and she's going to kill me, or worse: Castrate me! Mental Shudder.

2)I am attracted to MY SISTER FROM ANOTHER MISTER! I MEAN! WHAT THE HELL! THAT'S LIKE IF I FUCKED ALICE! ewww!(somewhere In the back of my mind i knew it wasnt the same thing. Shut up stupid voice in my mind!) I AM FUCKED UP BIG TIME!

3) I HAVE A HARD ON THE SIZE OF MOTHER FUCKING TEXAS! WHAT THE SHIT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT THIS FUCKING HARD ON! DAMNIT! GUESS IMMA HAVE TO TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS! Pun intended.

There is no way in fucking hell that I am going back out there. Bella is like a fucking drug to me. I need to fucking remember HOPE NOT DOPE! But honestly if there is a crack head alone in a room with a lighter and 5 joints... what do you think is gonna happen. Yeah put two and two together and there you got it! THE JUNKIE LIGHTS UP AND SMOKES IT! Thats exactly what the fuck is gonna happen if I see Bella out there with that tight, cleavage showing, deep blue dress hugging her perfectly soft body. I could picture me kissing down from her neck to her lower back, unzipping as I go, then pulling them down revealing her lace bra and thong set. Then I would pull them off her slowly kissing her one of her soft breasts. I'd suck on them. Then I'd slowly put my cock into her tight, warm pussy. She'd get closer and closer to her orgasm as I went faster and faster. Then She'd call out my name in ecstasy. EDWARD FUCKING GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTERS YOU FUCKING DICK HEAD! FUCK YOU!

UGHHHH! MY LIFE IS SO CONFUSING!

I am not going out there. I am not going out there. I am not going out there. I am not go-

WAIT A SEC. Why the fuck am I being afraid of Bella? I am a fucking man and she is just a little girl. I can fucking show her who is boss. She will not own me. Or my cock. Ever. No one will ever own me. Not even Tanya. You know what screw her. You'd like that wouldn't you edward! Shut up you fucking stupid voices. I am going to go outside and fucking my self control. I'll show them! I walked outside and was met by a sight that made me want to run back inside of the bathroom and never come out. Damn I think my cock just went from texas to the entire continent of North America!

BPOV

OMG! I can't believe I am actually doing this. I was only wearing my bra and my thong and my fuck me pumps. Rose, Alice, and our new friend Megan were wearing the same thing except mine was blue, alice's was pink, rose's was red, and Megan's was purple. There were two polls. Megan and I had the one closest to the boys bathroom and ALice and Rose were closest to the bar. The song Rude boy by Rihanna was on and we were dancing on the polls. Megan wrapped one leg around the poll and then she spun around. I was doing the same thing. Then I held onto the poll with one hand, Megan did the same. we started grinding onto each other. We were flipping our hair all over the place and then we started making out. Megan was fucking beautiful. She had burnette hair that went to her mid back and she had grown out hair bangs so that she could just push them back with her hand which she did often. It was sorta curly. So basically she had sex hair. Her skin was porcelain like mine. her eyes were hazel with long thick black eye lashes framing them. Her lips were full and deep red. She had light black eyeshadow on and black eyeliner. She was a fan-fucking-tastic kisser. Second only to Edward. She sucked onto my tounge and we fought for dominance. She came out on top. Then she started grouping my breasts. And I hers. Her breasts were perky and huge! I just loved them. To bad I'm not lesbian. That would be great. Then I looked up and that when I saw Edward Looking like he was fucking mentally retarded staring at us. His jaw was at the floor. Then Megan put her hands in my thong and cupped my pussy. I was really turned on by Megan. I stuck my hand in her panties too. God she was wet as fuck! I inserted one finger into her hott vjayjay and moved in and out. She inserted two in me and finally we both orgasmed. I looked at edward and his face looked like he was in pain. The song came to an end and all four of us girls jumped off of the polls. We walked over to the guys and they all looked really turned on. Then Emmett said,

"Who is your bombshell lady friend, Bella?"

I smiled widely and then said,"This is Megan. And Emmett she is straight so don't even think about it." Emmett looked disappointed. Then Emmett walked over to this hot brunette guy sitting at the bar. They were laughing when they came back.

"Bella, Rose, Alice, Jasper, Edward, Megan," he said Megan's name slower then the other's as he pointed us out to the guy."This is my friend from the High School football team. His name is Matt Claudio."

Oh I could see what this was about know. "Oh nice to meet ya, Matt." We all said. Megan was kinda quiet and looking at him from the side of her eyes. She kept mussing with her hair. I went over and whispered in her ear."You know, Matt Has the hotts for you Babes." Megan smiled widely and asked matt to dance. Of course he said yes. I smiled as they walked away and started grinding on each other.

"Hey Guys. Why don't we ask Megan and Matt to come and stay with us at the mansion for the rest of the summer? I have a feeling we'll all be great friends with them." Alice said. Alice had a "feeling" and we all knew not to bet against Alice so we all said sure that would be great. Alice, Jasper, Emmett, and Rose went to go dancing. I decided to ask Megan and Matt what they thought about staying with us. Turns out they would love too. So after I asked them I walked back over to sit with Edward. He still looked like he was in pain. Tonight was a great accomplishment. I got to great new friends and I think Edward might have yet another hard on because of me... well and Megan..and Rose...and Alice... but whatever. so I figure the score is like Bella and My whores-5 and bitch- 2.

It's been Two days have passed and it's been great. So far. Megan and Matt had moved into one of the guest rooms and were now officially boyfriend and girlfriend. They of course were already fucking like bunnies all the time. We all love them like our own already.

Yesterday we were all just hanging around the pool and chilling. We had music going and then there was the BBQ turning on fire incident. Yeah. Well ... um... lets just say that someone *coughcough*EMMETT*coughcough* was supposed to be watching the grill but was to busy checking us girls out as we tanned on the lounge chairs. So we ended up calling Pizza Hut. Joy. Emmett is really a retard some times.

Today everybody is currently sitting in the living room. Alice on jasper's lap on the floor next to the sofa. Rosalie laying next to em on the sofa. Matt and Megan snuggled up on the recliner and me and Edward sitting on the love seat. We were watching the Wizard of Oz and there was thunder and lightning going on outside, trust Forks to give you a storm in the summer, when suddenly the first show the Wicked Witch of the west. Three things happened simultaneously then.

First, A crash of lightning turned the lights off. Next, I jumped into Edward's lap. Finally, the door swung open. And there standing at the door, drenched in rain, as lightning struck behind her was the bitch herself. My mortal enemy. Tanya. The lights went back on then so the bitch could see me sitting in MY man's lap. Oh I believe the score is now Bella and da hos- 6 and Tanya- 2. WHAT NOW BITCH.

(AN: WAS GONNA STOP IT THERE BUT FIGURED WTH MIGHT AS WELL GET INTO TANYA'S GONORRHEA RIDDEN MIND!)

TPOV

God. It rains like waaayyyyy to fucking much in this god forsaken town. I mean like who in the hell would wanna like live here? Apparently Eddie's snobby family. If they do anything like mean to me at all I'll make Edward have to pick between me and them. Which mean's me! Coz NOO ONEE dumps TANYA-SUCK-UR-BALLS-DENALI. Edward was the hottest guy in Seattle which means he has to be with the hottest girl in Seattle which is aka MWAH! And Edward is like fucking lucky to have me.

Anyway I finally pulled up to his huge mansion. Thats another reason I love Eddie. He's rich as hell! So I got out of my car into the like pouring rain in my mini mini skirt, red strapless shit and 4 inch stilettos. It was freezing. I went over to the door and then I heard a loud crash of thunder that scared me really bad so I opened the door without knocking and walked into my boyfriend's family's house. All the light were out and I tried to squint to see where everyone was. But I couldn't see anything. Just as I was about to talk another lightning bolt sounded right behind me and the lights went back on. I looked around the room and was suddenly infuriated. There were three couples. A blonde boy and short black-haired girl. A muscular boy with dark brown hair and a blonde girl. A brunette girl and boy. But that's not what made me see red. No what made me see red was this skinny, brunette tramp that was sitting in MY man's lap. She turned to look at me and smiled a sweet-fucking smile at me. And Edward just looked terrified. WELL FUCK! HE should be! But I'll worry about him later. First the trash has to be fucking taken out. I got up and lunged toward the brunette girl in my Eddie's lap. Time to die skank!

MEGPOV

Okay this could not be good. There was this ugly ass strawberry blonde that came in and looked at my home girl Bella like she was about to kill her. She lunged toward bella and screeched,

"GET YOUR FUCKING SLUTTY ASS HANDS OFF MY MAN BIMBO!"

That was it. NO ONE! Talks to me sister that way. I looked at Rose and Ali. There looks were probably just as pissed as mine. The slut started grabbing Bee's hair and trowing her around. She got one more cheap slap at bella before I got over there. I picked her up by her dry, ugly hair and threw here against the wall. Then I punched her in her fat face. "NOBODY FUCKING TALKS TO MY SISTER LIKE THAT BITCH! GOT THAT?"I yelled.

She looked at me and then smirked. "YOU ARE A WHORE AND YOUR WORTHLESS AND UGLY! EDWARD WILL NEVER W-" she was about to say Edward will never want you SO I kicked her with me pumps right in her ribcage. She screamed and tackled me. She was pulling my hair and digging her nails into me. I kneed her in the nose and heard a hard crackling noise. She was pissed and then she punched me in the nose. It cracked even louder then hers had. Blood was searing down my face.

"YOU F-FUCKING BROKE MY N-NOSE BITCH!" I yelled. It hurt so fucking bad. Then Matt grabbed me and pulled me into his chest.

"Hun, are you okay."

"Um.. not really... um just sit down w-with me so I-I can watch them k-kick her ass-s. Then take me to the f-fucking hospital-l." I said as my nose throbbed in pain.

I looked over to the fight and liked what I saw. Alice was strattling tanya and holding Tanya's hand over her head so she couldn't use them. Rose was punching her in the face over and over again. Bella was scared standing behind Edward. God they are so in love.

" YOU FUCKING EVER TOUCH ONE OF MY SISTERS AGAIN YOU ARE DEAD BITCH! FUCKING DEAD! YOU FUCKING EVEN SAY ONE MEAN THING TO THEM AND THE WORLD WILL BE RID OF ONE LESS SKANK!" rose spit at her. ALice decided that the bitch had enough damage to her so she got rose off her and they both turned around and walked back to there mates. I looked over to see that Bella had walked over and whispered something in Bella's ear. Then Tanya lost it and puled Bella by the hair and shoved her face into the wall next to her. It looked really painful.

And this was only the beginning of the bitch fight.

Author's note: Next Chapter is the rest of the bitch fight and Edward and Tanya and Bella love/hate triangle. REVIEW REVIEW!

Lots of love

Your bitch

Megan!

xoxoxoxxx