Chapter 7: ABOUT TIME!

EPOV

So much just happened in the past 20 minutes. Somehow the innocent act of me going to go see if we had bread or not turned into me not having and a girlfriend and making out with a very naked Bella's tits.

GOD! MY LIFE IS SO FUCKED UP!

Bella's huge and fucking perky tits tasted amazing in my mouth. I ate up that shit like a fat kid and the worlds last twinkie.

I was sucking and nibbling into bella's pink mounds while she was moaning uncontrollably and very fucking loud. Yeah. i fucking made her moan like that. That really fucking make's my ego go through the mother fucking roof.

Suddenly I heard a throat being cleared behind me. Bella looked up over my shoulder to see who it was. She looked terrified beyond belief. I wonder who would make Bella looked that scared to see. Must be really bad.

I put Bella down and turned around to see who it was.

It shocked me when I turned to see a short lady that had carmel brown hair and extremely resembled my mother.

"Hi Auntie Catherine." I said with a guilty smile.

"Edward... Bella... um... well..."she stuttered. Well you really couldn't blame her. She just walked in on her nephew almost having sex. "It was about time. I really was starting to think you were gay Edward. Anyhoo... dinner will be ready in twenty minutes so finish up here."She walked back down the stairs.

Okay that was really fucking weird. Did my Aunt just imply that she thought me and Bella should've had sex by now?

Bella smiled and said,"So... Um... What do you wanna do k\now?"

I grabbed her hand and smiled at her.

"Well. Do you want to like forget this every happened,"As I said this she frowned and look heart broken."Or do you wanna be my girlfriend?" She suddenly perked up and started sucking my face off. I pulled away from her for a second. I looked down and realized she was naked again. Why hello Mr. Hard-on how's the weather down there?

"Is that a yes?" I asked her with my crooked grin.

"Of course it is you stupid Dumb Fuck!"she growled with a teasing grin on her face.

"Wow. Always the hopeless romantic, aren't ya Swan?"

"Bet your sweet ass Cullen." she taunted.

I leaned down and kissed her again.

This time it was slow and full of love. Love? When the fuck did that happen. I don't know. But whatever. I'll just give into the fucking feeling and go with it.

Suddenly I was very happy to be rid of that bitch I used to call my girlfriend.

BPOV

OMFG! OMFG! OH MY FUCKING GOD!

Edward-Mother-Fucking-Perfect-Cullen is my fucking boyfriend! BOYFRIEND! I mean I went from being fucking depressed to being the happiest person in the world in like 48 hours. Man that shit gives you some major whiplash.

After Edward broke away from our more love-filled kiss I went to go get dressed. I put on my white Baby doll dress and just brushed and blow dried my hair. It was naturally wavy and so it looked pretty good. Edward was waiting at my door for me. I stepped on my tippy toes and gave him a kiss right on the lips!

"Lets get downstairs before Auntie Cathy starts thinking we went for round two," I giggled into his ear.

"Would that be such a bad thing?"he teased. I just smacked him playfully on the arm and we walked downstairs holding hands.

We heard Auntie Catherine talking to some one but I couldn't really hear what she was saying. I walked into the kitchen and the smell of enchiladas hit me like a slap in the face. Everyone- Emmett, Rosalie, Alice,JAsper, Megan, Matt, and Aunt C.- looked up at us. Then all their eyes locked on our intertwined hands. Jaws dropped and Smiles appeared as our family figured out that little Bella had finally got her dream to come true.

EMPOV

We finally drove home after Alice, Rose, and Megan finished shopping. Me and the guys walked into the kitchen shortly followed by the girls. Auntie Catherine was in there dicing up tomatoes. The kitchen smelled like Enchiladas and rice.

"Hey Aunt Catherine." Me, Rose, Alice, and Jasper said.

She looked up and smiled at us.

"Hey, kids. Rose, you look beautiful as every. Keeping Emmett in check i hope," Rosie smiled and nodded,"Alice you look great. Too," giving Alice a hug. Then she pulled me into a hug with one hand and Jasper with the other hand. She whispered,"Better be treating these ladies good, young men." into me and Jazzy's ear so that we were the only one's who could hear it. We said,"Yes, ma'am" and she let go of us. She went over to Megan and Matt. "Who are these to gorgeous youngings?" she asked me.

"Well that is my bro Matt,"i said punching Matt in the arm,"And this is his girlfriend and my little sis Megan."I said pointing and smiling at Megan.

"Nice to meet you too." She said and gave them both hugs. We all sat down at the table as Auntie Catherine took out the Enchiladas.

"So how long have Edward and Bella been going out?" she asked. Alice looked shocked.

"What makes you say they are going out?"Alice asked curiously.

"Well, Alice dear, if a woman is buck naked and has hear legs rapped around a mans waist and the man is sucking on her bosoms like his life depended on it, its pretty clear something is going on." she said as simply as if she was talking about the weather.

Damn.

Edward and Bella walked into the kitchen holding hands. My chin hit the floor as I stared at their hands. Then a shit eating grin spread on my face.

'BOUT FUCKING TIME!

RPOV

I smiled hugely at them.

It was ABOUT DAMN TIME they fucking got together!

MAPOV

Edward and Bella were holding hands and after what their Aunt said it was pretty obvious they where together finally. I have only known them for a week but I know them both very well so all I could think was

'Bout time.

MPOV

OMFG OMFG OMFG! Oh MY FUCKING GOD! I am so happy for my sister! YIPPEY! Edward had finally put two and two together and his answer was Bella.

WELL DAMN. IT WAS ABOUT TIME.

JPOV

I don't know who was happier. Alice, Bella, or Edward. But my bet was on Alice. My brother was such a dumb fuck that it took him 8 years to figure this out. Ha ha. Well Darn Howdy,

I guess it was about time.

APOV

OKAY! EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! I AM THE HAPPIEST EVIL PIXIE EVER!

As I looked into their interlocked hands only four words registered in my head.

AH-FUCKING-BOUT-TIME!

AN: OKAY OKAY I GET IT! IT WAS ABOUT TIME! LOL! Tell me what ya thought.

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YOUR BIYATCCCHH

MEGAN!

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