Surprise! Here's Chapter 20! Ahhhhh! Twenty whole chapters! Please read it and love it! And review.

Rebel Rebel

Rebel rebel

You tore your dress

Rebel rebel

Your face is a mess

Hermione was nearly six months pregnant. She had recently decided, much with Ron's consent, to take a leave from work early to tend to the cottage before the baby girl arrived. Hermione had taken up the Culinary Arts as her pastime. She thought it was more productive than Ginny's. She enjoyed anything over playing Chess and doing Puzzles all day like some medical patient.

Ron thought it was adorable that when he arrived home from work, Hermione had cakes and cookies waiting on the table. Though, today, Ron Weasley came home to a different scene.

Hermione wasn't in the parlor, nor was there the smell of the German Chocolate cake she'd been planning when he'd left that morning.

"Where the hell is that tune coming from?" Ron mumbled to himself as he padded upstairs to their bedroom. When he entered the room, he saw something he never expected he'd ever see… ever. Hermione was putting on a miniature show for Tolley and Jamesy (whom she'd been babysitting) on their bed.

"Rebel rebel, you tore your dress, rebel rebel, your face is a mess. Rebel rebel, how could they know. Hot tramp! I love you so…" Hermione sang. She didn't have the best voice, but this was pretty damn hot to Ron.

"Bravo!" Ron clapped. Hermione was spooked by this, for she'd had no idea he was watching her. She blushed and wiped a piece of hair from her piercing eyes.

"You, git! I didn't know you were watching me. Now I'm mortifed." Hermione laughed.

"That… was extremely sexy." Ron's eyes flickered at hers.

"Oh really? I think Jamesy enjoyed it too, hm?"

"I'm sure."

Later that night, after James had gone back to Harry and Ginny's, Ron sat in the chaise lounge in the bedroom as his wife perfrormed for him.

"Do you wanna touch?"

"Yeah!"

"Do you wanna touch?"

Do you wanna touch me there? Well, do you wanna touch?"

"Yeah!"

Do you wanna touch?"

"Yeah!"

"Do you wanna touch me there, where, there, yeah!"

Hahahahahaha! Funny, huh? I don't own those songs. They're Rebel Rebel by David Bowie, and Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts. And the last performance, Hermione was singing the first line and Ron was screaming the "yeah!" haha! I hope you loved it! Review, you all! xx