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Chapter 8: Phone Sex and other Horny Dares

EPOV

After eating dinner and talking about what was going on with Bella and I, Auntie Catherine decided to head home after saying goodbye to everyone. She loved Megan immeadiately. Of course! Ha. Megan made everyone love her from the start. Matt, us, my aunt. We all headed into the family room after Auntie Cathy left. Bella sat on my lap on the floor. All the other. Couples did the same thing and we all ended up in a circle facing each other.

"Lets play a game. Im so bored!" Emmett whined like the five year old boy he was. He's such a pansy sometimes.

"How about spin the bottle/truth or dare." alice offered. That sounded fun.

"Im in." i said.

"Me too." Jasper added.

"Ditto." matt smiled.

"Fuck yes!" emmett bellowed.

"Sure beans."Rosalie giggled.

"Yupp!" megan finished.

We all looked at Bella who had yet to say anything. She looked scared. Alice seemed to notice that too. Because she gave Bella the puppy dog eyes.

"Aww... Cummon...please!" alice begged.

Bella gave in,"ughh fine whatever." i patted her thigh reassuringly.

"Okay. I'll go get a beer bottle." alice sang. She skipped off to the kitchen and came back ten seconds later with a Bud Light in her tiny little hand. She popped it opened and downed the whole botttle like a pro. Not even stopping to breath once.

We all aplauded the little pixie. She just stuck out her tounge and gracefully jumped into Jazzy's lap.

"Okay so this is how it works,"she started,"Someone starts by spinning the bottle. Then they ask whoever it lands on if they want a truth or a dare. Then they do it and start the cycle over again."

Seemed easy enough.

"I'll go first." Alice chirpped. She spun the bottle and it went around. Bella,me,emmett,Rose,Megan. It stopped there.

Alice's eyes turned evil.

"Truth or dare, whore?" she asked.

"Dare, bitch!" Megan retorted.

"I dare you to be completely naked for the rest of the game."

"Bring it, cunt!"

"Hell no!"

Megan and Matt said at the same time. Megan strattled Matt and said,"Its fine honey." then she made out with him for like an hour. Okay maybe that might be a tiny weeny exaggeration. She pulled away and stood up. She took off her Black longsleeve shirt and then her denim short shorts. Emmett wolf whisteled earning a glare from Matt and a slap on the back of the head from Rose. He rubbed his head. Yeah, Rose hit that hard. Then Megan took off her bra, which was red lace on the edges and zebra print on the inside, and her thong which matched her bra. All four of us guys gasped. She was fucking bare. And her tits were pretty huge. I mean Bella is hotter but still! Damn.

"Okay stop staring pervs. You all got girlfriends." Megan yelled at us. I looked away as she sat down and spun the bottle. She spun the bottle and it landed on me. Fuck. If I thought Alice looked evil it was nothing compared to how Meg Pie looked now.

"Truth or Dare, Eddie Boy?"

"Dare all the mother fucking way, Meggs." I knew she hated when people called her Megs. But she knew I hated when people called me Eddie. It was just getting even. Okay I know I sound like a whiney little pre teen girl but whatever.

"I dare you to call tanya and make it sound like you and Bella are having sex."

Aww! Hot Damn! This is gonna be intresting.

I wiggled my eyes at Bella and she giggled.

"Okay. Rose hold the phone next to us and call Tanya." I said. I gave my phone to Rose and strattled Bella. Pushing her down so that she was lying on the Floor.

"Okay. Ready Rose."

She nodded and called Tanya on speaker phone. .Rin-

"Edward, honey are you taking me back?" Hell no Bitch!

"Bella yourso fucking tight!" I yelled. She was moaning really loudly. I started panting really loudly.

I started sucking on Bella's neck.

"Edward!EDWARD! I'm gonna C-C-Cummmmmmmmmmmm!"she yelled loudly.

"Yeah thats right Bella. Come all over me. Your mine. Got that! Mine!" i yelled At her.

"Edward?Eddie?You there?" tanya was asking through the phone.

"Oh my God Bella! Your sex is so much better then with Tanya. That stupid whore was so used and abused. Your so tight and fresh Bella! I just fucking love it!" i screamed! Hoping tanya would finally get the message. We both started moaning and grunting again.

"I hate you and your little whore too! You havent seen the end of me Edward Cullen! MARK my fucking words!" she screeched in her nasally voice. Okay that was kinda scary and hilarious a the same time. We all looked around at eachother before we busted out laughing. After about ten minutes we all calmed down. I got off Bella and sat up.

"Okay, Okay. My turn." i said. I spun the bottle and it landed on none other then my five year old brother Emmett.

"DARE!"he growled before I even asked. I smiled and thought really hard for a good dare.

"I dare you not to touch Rose at all for a day!" his face lost all emotion.

"You gonna back out and be a pussy?" i taunted.

"Fuck no, you stupid cockblocker. I'll fucking do it." he roared. Rose and Emmett looked really pissed at me. Emmett spun the bottle and it landed on Matt.

"Truth or Dare, Brah?"

"Dare, pussy!"

"I dare you to lick Every surface of Meg Pies scrumptuoolyumptuous body."

Matt and Megan grinned shit eating grins.

"Wow, Em, why would you give me such a fuck easy dare?" he asked.

Emmett simply shrugged his shoulders. Megan stood up and matt licked her left foot. He licked straight up her leg, her stomach, her tit, her neck, all the way up to her eye. He moved a little to the right and tounged her back down actually going into her pussy this time. He did that on her whole front side before turing her around to do it to her backside. He finally finished and gave her a chaste kiss on the lips.

"Okay. Done." he smiled. He spun the bottle and it landed on Jasper.

"I dare you to let alice paint your finger and toe nails hot pink with sparkls." Damn that was a good dare. Jasper groaned but nodded. Alice squealed and ran up the stairs. She came back downstairs with her bag of tortorus makeover supplies. She took out the nail polish and started painting his nails. I started cracking up. All the others did too. Emmett even snorted.

"Okay she's done. Damn Matt. Your one frigid bitch." he muttered in his southern drawl. I stiffled a chuckle. Jasper spun the bottle and it landed on Alice.

"Dare" she said excitedly.

"I dare you to burn that pair of shoes your wearing." she looked hurt.

"Jasper. No sex. A week." she grumbled. Jasper's face showed that he realized that he just fucked up. She took off her red five inch stilettos and threw them into the waste basket next to the couch. I gave her my lighter and she lit up the shoes in the can. She looked extremely pissed as she watched the flames grow. Then she took the fire extinguisher out of the kitchen and extinguished it. Well I guess that was a good idea. Didnt want Casa de Cullen to burn down. That would suck big ones.

Alice sat down in a pissy manner. She spun it and it landed on Bella.

"Bella. Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Have you ever wanted to kill Tanya? If so how many times? And when?"

Bella answered immeadiately.

"Yes. When I first heard Edward tell me about her. And then when she got into a bitch fight with me for no damned fucking reason. And then when I walked in on her and Edward having Sex!" she spat looking very pissed.

"Sorry." I whispered in her ear. She turned and gave me a chaste kiss on the lips.

Bella spun the bottle and it fell on Rosie.

"Truth."

"Okay um... If you could be lesbain with either Me, Alice, or Megan who would you pick?" Wow. Hot question babe.

"You." she said. Bella looked shocked.

"What? Your hot! And you got great tiits. Plus your all innocent. Its kinky." she defended herself. We all just shook our heads and smiled.

"Im tired. Lets go to bed, Meg Pie." matt said. Megan giggled and the raced off to Matts bedroom. Alice and Jasper, and Emmett and Rose did the same. I looked up at Bella and saw her staring at me. I grabbed her hand and brought us up to our rooms. She went to go to her room. But I pulled her back to me.

"Where in the hell do you think your going, young lady?" I said sternly.

She looked confused."My room?" she asked.

"No way. Your mine now so you sleep in my bed." I said playfully. I smiled crookedly while picking her up bridal style and running into my room. I kissed her passionately. She took off all my clothes so that I was just in my boxers. She took off her babydoll so that she was only wearing a black lace bra and panty set. I stopped my attack on her lips and picked her up and put her on the bed. I hovered over her and bit on her neck. Pretty hard to. Just hard enough to have that perfect balance of pleasure and pain. It would leave a hickey. Marking Bella as mine. Kinky. She started to try to take off my boxers but I stopped her hands.

"Not know hun. Its to soon."Ii whispered. She looked shocked and then she looked sad.

"Okay. I can understand if you dont want to." She said degectedly. She thought I didnt want her? She was really, really wrong!

"No trust me I want to!" I said pushing my erection into her stomach to back up what I was saying," bu I want our first time together to be really special." She smiled brightly and I gave her a sweet kiss before rolling over onto the right side of the bed. She layed her head onto my chest and I rapped my arms around her. I fell asleep listening to her breathing.

That was the first night I dreamt of Bella Swan.

AN: Ahhh! How romantic is Edward? Tell me what you thought of the truth or dare! Thanks to all yall amazing whores that review my story! I heart you skanks!

Lots of love

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Megan!

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