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Chapter 11: The Evil Bitch is Back and Kickin'!

BPOV

"Hey, Bitch"

I couldn't really process much. I was locked in the small two stall bathroom at a Seattle Carnival with an evil bitch who just so happened to have a grudge against me and a gun sticking out of the front of her tight black leather stripper pants. Once a ho always a ho.

"What? Did you come back for more bitch? Or was the phone call not clear enough for you?" I spat venomously at her. Okay Bella bad time to use your newly found confidence. You just pissed off a physco bitch-skank with a gun. I am just as bad as Em sometimes.

"Don't Play with me you whore. I know that we both know Edward just fucked you because he felt bad for you. No one could ever want you. Your fat and ugly and clingy. He was sorry that you, a love sick puppy, walked in on him and his hot bitch girlfriend having hot passionate sex. Edward doesn't love you. He never has, never will. He wants a real women."

"Okay first of all, Fucker, Edward never, ever gave a fuck about you. Secondly, You are the fat and clingy one. And lastly, there is nothing real about you. Your tits are faker then Pamela Anderson and Megan Fox put together." She looked pissed as hell.

"No one insults me fat girl. No one." She lunged at me and tackled me to the floor. She punched me in the jaw and it stung like a mother fucker. I pulled her hair and slammed her head into the stall. Blood trickled down the back of her head. She bitch slapped me across the face and then I saw red.

EPOV

God. Where the fuck is Bella. It's been twenty minutes and Bella is still not here.

"Guys, Maybe we should go see if she's okay," I said. Alice nodded her head and her and the girls went over to the general direction of the bathroom. They came back 5 minutes later with no Bella.

"Edward, the bathroom door is locked and there is a sign that says cleaning crew on the door-" I cut her off.

"Were could she be then?" I asked.

"Let me finish Edward. The door was locked but I heard slapping and punching noises, and I swear I heard Tanya's voice." My body froze. This shit could not be happening. I ran over to the bathrooms as fast as my legs would carry me. I put my ear to the door.

"TAKE THAT YOU STUPID WHORE!" I heard my Bella scream. Okay this was not good. We did not need another bitch fight. I used my cop skills and busted down the door with my shoulder. Bella was on the floor with Tanya on top of her. She had a gun to Bella's throat.

"Lock the door, Eddie. Or the skank gets a bullet in her mouth." Tanya snarled. I turned around and locked the door.

"Tanya. What the fuck are you doing with a gun?" I asked her. She started shaking her head.

"That doesn't matter, love"- I tried to hold back a gag when she called me Love-"What matters is that you are ruining what we had because of this ugly bitch that you feel sorry for. So I am going to make it all better, Eddie. I am going to make it so you don't feel as guilty. You can forget about her Edward. You can be happy with me. All I have to do is shoot her." She said ending with a physcotic giggle. Okay think Edward. Think of a way to distract her and get Bella out safely. I smiled at her crookedly.

"That's a great plan, T. We can kill her and then move away from my family and be just us. Forever." I said in a fake sweet voice. Good thing Tanya was a dumd bimbo because she believed me.

"Oh Edward! I knew you loved me. But... I want you to prove it. Kill her yourself, So I know you have no feelings for her." I looked over at Bella who looked plain pissed. Not even scared. Just really fucking pissed. Wow. Bells was a brave bitch. I grabbed the gun from Tanya and gave her a chaste kiss on the cheek. That disgusted me.

"Okay. Love. Whatever you want." I said slowly. I aimed the hand gun at bella's head. Right between the eyes. Tanya was standing right next to me. I could feel her bare skin on my right arm.

"Goodbye, Bella" I said. Then I took the gun and swung it around as fast as I could, affectively knocking the Bitch out.

"Bella, are you okay?" I asked her as I scooped her up into my arms.

"Yeah, just a few bruises maybe a black eye. Nothing to bad. She didn't pull out the gun until like 10 seconds before you burst down the door, like the sexy police chief we all know and love." She laughed.

"Wow, love, your amazing. A crazy, mental bitch just had you at gun point and your cracking jokes. Most people would be in shock right now. You amaze me."

She smiled and said," I am not afraid of her Edward. The only reason she used to scare me was because she could take you away from me, but now I know she never will. So she's just a crazy blonde bimbo to me now." She said calmly. "Oh and if I ever see you kiss another girls cheek again I will cut off you balls." I laughed and kissed her again. I should probably call the station, I thought. I took out my phone and called my partner, Justin. Justin was a good kid, trusted him with my life. He said he's be over right away.

BPOV

After the cops came and got Tanya, we headed back over to the funnel cake stand. Everyone asked what happened.

"We'll here it goes. Throughout the whole day I felt like someone was watching me but every time I turned around no one was there. I just shook it off thinking I was crazy. But then like 10 minutes before we were supposed to meet up with you I had to take a piss. So I told Edward to go wait for me by this cart. I went to the bathroom and when I was in the stall I heard someone come in and lock the door. I got out of the stall and there was Tanya," Everyone gasped," So we ended up in yet another Bitch fight. Tanya ended up pinning me to the ground with a gun to my throat. Edward busted down the door and sweet talked Tanya into believing that he would chose her in shit. She told him to kill me so he took the gun and knocked the bitch out cold with it. Then Edward called the cops. And so Tanya is on her way to the big house some time soon." I finished.

"Damn, that girl really doesn't know when to give up,"Jasper murmured shaking his head.

"Well, You sure know how to pick 'em Eddie Boy," Matt said sarcastically.

"Hey, Matt, I'm right here!" I said.

"Oh, yeah, except for you of course Bella." Matt explained.

"Yeah, whatever." I smiled and then we decided to go home. When we got back to the mansion Edward pulled me upstairs and I was out before my head hit the pillow.

APOV

Oh my god. Today was crazy. But whatever.

"Alice, darlin', lets go into that hot tub right on your balcony. You know relax," Jasper said in his southern drawl. I gave him a quick kiss and ran into my closet room. Yes, I had a whole room dedicated for my clothes. But that's how I am. So fuck off. I put on my hot pink gauze bikini. It was pretty sexy. I walked out to the balcony to see rose pedals and diamonds spread all over the balcony and on the outside of the hot tub. There were cinnamon candles all around the hot tub as well. The song,"Always" by Atlantic Star was playing in the background. Me and Jasper's song. Jasper was sitting in the hot tub looking up at the stars. I climbed in and sat on his lap. I looked up at the stars. This was all so beautiful. God Jazz is so romantic. Best boyfriend ever! He looked into my eyes and smiled softly.

"Mary Alice Brandon. I love you with all my heart and I know that we are only college kids, but I want to make you mine, in every way possible. So will you do me the honor of being my wife?" He said in a velvety voice. He reached behind him and grabbed a satin jewelry box. He opened it and showed me the most beauftiful ring I had ever seen.

"YES! YES! JASPER GOD YES!" I screamed happily. He smiled and looked really relieved.

"Why thank you, ma'am," he said in his sexy cowboy voice. He pulled me into a long passionate kiss.

All I could think was.

I am soon to be Mrs. Alice Hale. It had a nice ring to it.

AN:EEEKK! There engaged! I love the A/J relationship! Thank god the bitch is gone... for now...(cue evil grin)! Haha Review my pretties! Review. Haha

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