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Anyhoo, with out further adieu Chapter 13 of SFWAB!

Chapter 13: Strawberry Blondes

APOV

This was the happiest day of my life. I am surrounded by everyone I love(well the 'rents aren't here so not technically everyone, but you get the picture). Bella, Rose, Megan, Emmett, Edward, Matt, and Aunt Catherine. I love them all so much. It's just perfect.

I know... I'm getting hitched in Vegas with a guest list of 7 and its not overdone what so ever. And its Me, Alice Cullen, we are talking about here. But some how this is better then some huge platinum wedding with thousands of people that I didn't really care about that much. I guess, all I really need is the people who I actually care about. Who I actually spend time with and truly love. I know it's cheesy but it's the god damned truth.

I looked around at everyone. They were all smiling and talking with one another. Rose, Bella, and Megan were wearing shmexy hot pink, floor length, flowing dresses with a white belt underneath the bust. They were my bride's maids. But Bella was my Maid of honor. All the guys were wearing nice suits and to my pleasure they all had hot pink ties on. It took some convincing but the finally gave into me. Because they LOVE ME!

Jasper looked so fucking amazing. He was just so sexy, because the darkness of the tux contrasted with his pale skin amazingly. God I swear I can't wait to be his.

Edward whispered in Bella's ear and walked out of the little waiting room we were in. We were up in 10 minutes. I was about to burst from excitement. I looked over at Jazzy and he gave me a goofy grin. I had seen that exact same grin I few days ago. That day was another one of the best of my life.

Flash Back(3 days before the Carnival)

I walked into my bathroom nervous as hell. I had just peed on a white strip 30 minutes ago and now the test should be done. Jasper was standing behind me. Wrapping his arms around my waist.

"This doesn't change my feelings for you at all Alice. No matter what happens I will always love you." He whispered in my ear.

I nodded and looked down at the pregnancy test in my hand. It was a plus sign. A cheshire grin spread across my lips. I was going to be a mommy. I instantly felt as though it would be twins. A boy and a girl. Call it a premonition or whatever but I was almost positive about this. I put my hands on top of my still flat stomach and smiled even wider. I turned to Jasper. He had a goofy grin on his beautiful face.

"Ali, We are going to bring a little life into this world." He sang.

"Jazz, Oh my god. This is wonderful. I love you Jasper!" I pulled him into a huge hug.

Flash Back End

I was kind of nervous now. I mean there was only 3 minutes left until the wedding would start and Edward was still gone. Shit I really want my twin brother to be at my fucking wedding. Is that to much to fucking ask for?

"Where the fuck is he?" I snarled loudly. Everyone was pissed at Edward, except Bella, she looked kind of worried.

Dammit Edward Anthony wear the hell are you, bro?

EPOV

God this was getting old.

I turned around and grimaced when I saw Tanya Denali. The girl I once found beautiful, but now just found fake and plastic. Quite ugly compared to my girl. Yeah she was the real fucking deal.

"Tanya. Please just get the fuck out. Alice is getting married. Just, Just please give her this day without your drama. With out anyone's drama." I pleaded in an annoyed tone.

"No, Edward. Not until you tell me that you want me and love me." She stormed.

"Tanya. Okay. Just. Open. Your. Mother fucking. Dumb Bitch. Ears." I spat. "I do not, nor will I or have I ever loved you. Okay So just let it go. I am in love with Bella. Isabella Marie- Fucking Swan. She's my girlfriend and I don't want you anymore. So just leave us alone. Please. Don't Embarrass yourself more. And-" A thought occurred to me mid-rant. " Why the fuck are you not in Jail right now?" I asked.

She grinned wickedly.

"I have my sources, Eddie."

"Don't call me that first of all. And you know what, I don't even care if you go to jail. But please, please just leave us alone today. Alice is getting married."

"No. Not until you give me what I want." She smiled.

"What is it that you want Tanya?" I growled.

"I want you to kiss me one more time, Eddie, and it has to be a good one. I'll leave forever. You'll never hear from me again unless you want to. Which will probably happen sometime..." She trailed off. Okay, you know what. Lets just get this the fuck over with. I mean its just a kiss, right? It doesn't mean anything to me and it will make Alice's wedding day Drama-and-Tanya-Free, and Tanya will leave me and Bella alone for good.

I sighed and nodded my head.

"Whatever, Tanya. Lets get this over with."

She pushed me up against the door to the waiting room where everyone was waiting. She forcefully pressed her lips to mine. And slid her tongue into my mouth. She tasted, smelled, felt all wrong. Bella was so much better. I closed my eyes and imagined it was my Bella. Suddenly the door I was pressed against flew open, causing me and Tanya to fall into the room onto the floor. We ended up so that she was on top of me. Oh god this looked really fucking bad. My hair all messed up, lipstick all over my lips, Tanya's shade, our clothes ruffled up, and panting. Dammit. I looked up and saw something that broke my heart. Bella's deep brown eyes were full of sadness and heart break. A single tear rolled down her cheek before I jumped up. I ran over to my Bella and grabbed her hand. She jerked it away and wouldn't look at me.

"Bella, It wasn't what it looked like. Lemme Explain-" I started.

"FUCK YOU EDWARD CULLEN!" She screeched at the top of her lungs. She brought her fist back and ripped it forward with the hardest force I had ever felt in my entire fucking life. My jaw stung like it was just run over by a UPS truck. That hurt, but what she said next stung 100 times more.

"I HATE YOU EDWARD. I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. DONT EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN. I HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU AND TANYA ENJOY FUCKING YOURSELVES!" Damn. That hurt. I reached out to touch her hand again but she kicked me in the balls.

"FUCK!" I shouted. Damn that was gonna fucking bruise. Is she trying to kill me. I fell to my knees grabbing my sack.

"Bella, I love you. She was going to ruin Alice's wedding. She said that if I kissed her she would leave us alone forev-"

"EDWARD DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME. YOU DON'T LOVE ME AND YOU WEREN'T TRICKED INTO KISSING THAT WHORE. YOU WANTED TO. AND DON'T TRY TO COVER THIS UP TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE A GOOD BROTHER. WE- ARE- DONE!" Fuck I need to fucking fix this shit.

"Bella, please-"

"Jump off a cliff Edward." She rain out of the room tears streaming down her beautiful face. I wanted to jump off a cliff. I felt like my heart had been ripped out of my mother fucking chest.

"Oh, this is great, Eddie, We can run away together now." Tanya squealed. I saw all red when Tanya said this. I understood now. She planned this whole thing. She wanted Bella to see.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU MADE HER HATE ME! TANYA IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LEAVE RIGHT NOW I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. IF YOU COME ANY WHERE THE FUCK NEAR ME I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR UGLY WHORE ASS. YOU ARE DEAD TO ME. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU. I HOPE YOU FUCKING GET IN A CAR ACCIDENT. YOU RUINED MY WHOLE LIFE. YOU RUINED EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU ARE A LITTLE USED AND ABUSED WHORE WHO THINKS I LOVE HER. GO. NOW TANYA. I HATE YOU, CUNT." I screamed in rage. Holy shit Esme would've castrated me for talking like that to a girl. But I didn't give a fuck. And I meant all of it.

Tanya burst into tears and ran out of the room. I looked over to everyone else. Their faces varied from concerned, to pissed, to sad, to shocked, to pain. This was horrible I ruined everyone's life. Maybe Bella was right, maybe I should just jump off a damned cliff and make everyone's life easier. I am just a burden to everyone. Self-destructing bastard.

"Edward. You better make this better. Now." Alice said in an angry voice. I knew exactly what she meant by that and I didn't think it was going to be very easy to "Make this better". I ran out of the church and into the street. Bella was sitting in her dark blue convertible. I ran over to her car and opened the passenger door.

She didn't even look up.

"Bella-"

"Just tell me why Edward. Am I just your play thing. Do you not care for me at all? Why the fuck would you d-d-d-d-o that to me-e-e" She started sobbing. I jumped into her seat with her and tried to embrace her but she squirmed away and ran out of the car. She took off sprinting to the highway. God this was going to be hard. I should just give her sometime to get over all of this. I sat in her car for a good twenty minutes before I decided to go find her. I started her car and sped off to the high way.

BPOV

He killed me. He fucking tortured my soul. Everything was darkness, no color in anything anymore. Nothing had matter anymore. I was just a cheap whore to him. He didn't fucking love me, he just used me. I was fucking stupid enough to believe him. I am such a dumb fuck. He has probably done this to loads of girls. "Love" them and then smash there fucking hearts. Thats probably what he did to Tanya. I almost felt bad for her. Almost.

I was sitting in my car just thinking when my door opened. I knew it was him but I didn't wanna look up. I couldn't stand to look at his beautiful face. It hurt to much. I told him that I hated him but the truth was that I was still madly in love with him. Thats what made it hurt the most. That I loved him unconditionally and he didn't give a fuck about me. That stung me like a slap in the face.

"Bella-" he started. But I just had to ask him what was all bubbled up inside me.

"Just tell me why Edward. Am I just your play thing. Do you not care for me at all? Why the fuck would you d-d-d-d-o that to me-e-e" I started sobbing. He didn't answer me right away, he just tried to hug me. That said enough for me. I ran out of the car to the highway. I kind of hoped he would at least follow me, but he didn't love me enough to even give a shit. So I did what any normal heart broken girl on a highway with out a car would do. I stuck out my thumb on the side of the road waiting for some desperate guy to pick me up. I needed someone to take me to the airport because I couldn't walk there. Finally someone saw me, the poor little hitch- hiker girl, and pulled over. He was a strawberry blonde guy with blue eyes. He reminded me of someone. I couldn't exactly place it.

"Hey, honey, you need a ride?" He asked in a husky voice. Edward pulled off husky way better. Shut up Bella. I got into his car and buckled up.

"Yeah, To the airport please." I said batting my eyelashes and pushing out my tits. Alice would be proud. Oh god Alice! Her wedding was ruined because of me. I have to call her.

"Sure." He said and sped off. Hmm... Could've sworn that the airport was in the other direction. I took out my cell to call Alice. When I was about to start dialing I heard what sounded like a gun being cocked. I looked over at the guy and he had a gun pointed at my head.

"You're not going to need that phone, Bella."

"How the fuck do you know my name?" I yelled. I grabbed the door handle but that was when everything went black. The fucker hit me over the head with his gun. Shit. This was bad.

EPOV

I was getting really fucking worried now. Bella was no where to be found. I should have fucking followed her. I am such a dick head. Bella deserves so much better then me. What if she's hurt. If something happens to her I will never forgive myself. I don't know-

Well, I guess you'll say

What can make me feel this way?

My girl. (My girl, my girl)

Talkin' 'bout my girl. (My girl)

Talkin' bout my girl.

I've got sushine on cloudy day-

I looked down to my phone. It said,"Baby." Bella was calling me. Relief spread through my body.

"Hey Bella." I said.

"If you ever want to see Bella again. Go to Venetian hotel, Suite 66. If your not there in 30 minutes she's dead. Oh and come alone, Partner." The phone went dead. It was Justin. Justin Randle my fucking partner. Had my Bella. Well shit this is not gonna end well. No one fucking kidnaps my girl. I looked at my watch, 6:30 P.M.

BPOV

I woke up with a killer head ache. Worse then any hang over I had ever had. I opened my eyes and saw that I was in some hotel room. Hand cuffed to the bed. Well shit this is weird. Were Eddie and I playing some kinky game or something? I thought back to what had happened before. Alice's wedding, Edward and Tanya, Break up, Highway, Hitch- Hiking, Cell Phone, Gun, Darkness.

Holy Shit Batman, I was being kidnapped right about now. Damn this sucks. I started groaning loudly. The handcuffs hurt like hell. Blood was definitely not circulating in my wrists. I looked around the room. I noticed the clock said that it was 6:50. Suddenly the door burst open and the strawberry blonde came in. With a gun in hand and a smile plastered on his face.

"Well, good morning sleeping beauty. Or should I say evening?" He grinned.

"Where the fuck am I? Who the fuck are you? And why the fuck did you kidnap me?"

"Slow down cup cake. Okay. First, Your in room 66 of the Venetian hotel in Las Vegas. Next, I am Justin Randle, Tanya Denali's cousin."That is why I thought he looked familiar." Last, because your boyfriend was really, really rude to my cousin, he called her a bitch and yelled at her telling her that he hated her and wanted her dead. When your little cousin comes crying to you about shit like that you just don't let it go. Edward is a pig for that. And to think that I used to respect him. I mean he is my partner. Who'da thunk that Police Chief Cullen would degrade women. Anyways, You are special to him, so I am going to have to hurt you so that he suffers the way I suffered when someone I loved was verbally abused by him. So I am going to do the same thing, except I'll take it to the next level and try some physical abuse. Oh and this isn't personal or anything. I mean you seem like a nice girl. But You just got involved with the wrong guy. Oh sorry I am rambling... Any questions?"

"Are... You... Gonna... kill... m-m-me?" I whispered.

"Yes at 7:00 on the dot." I looked over at the clock. I had three more minutes of life left. I wanted to cry but I just couldn't. I took comfort in the fact that I had felt worse pain. When I saw Edward and Tanya on the floor like that. It was 100 times worse. This was more... peaceful. Being on the verge of Death is peaceful, easy. Life and Love is harder.

He pointed the gun to my head. I had 1 minute now. I prayed to god to take care of all the people I loved... Alice, Jasper, Rose, Em, Meg Pie, Matt, Mom, Dad, Esme, Carlisle, Mr. and Mrs. Hale, Jacob, Leah... Edward. It was true I did still love Edward. With all of my heart.

My kidnapper started counting off my seconds left.

"Five, Four, Three, Two, One!"

I yelled,"I love you Edward," As I heard the gun shot fill the room.

AN: AWWW SHITT!Okay I know you're gonna kill me but sorry I just couldn't resist the cliffy. HAHAH! Okay now was it GOOD BAD HORRIDOKAY? Tell me what yall thought. Thanks for reading. Love you guys!

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