AN: Okay thanks for all my reviewers! We are at 69 reviews right now and I hope we can get to at least 80 by the next time I update... Please review if you fucking love me...Hehehe... Anyhoo here is the next Chapter for you, bitches! Sorry it's so short.

Chapter 15: My Life is So Fucked up

BPOV

I woke up in the morning with a smile on my face. I remembered the night we had had last night. i think we had about 12 rounds.

Flash Back

He pushed me down hard onto the bed. Making the whole bed tremble. I spread my legs as far as they possibly could go. He teased me by putting his cock tip right at my entrance and holding my hands with one of his above my head. Every time I would try to create friction he would move away.

"Ah-Ah." He shook his head."Naughty girl. I'm in control. Don't you dare move, love." He whispered. I needed a release so bad that I was about to start crying.

"Please, Edward. Please, Please, I need..." I begged him.

"Say it Bella. What do you need?"

"Fuck...Me...Edward..."I panted out. As soon as the words came out he entered me hard and going the deepest he had ever gone before. He went so hard that our skin was making slapping noises. He picked up the pace going faster and faster. The bed was shaking with each thrust. But I needed more.

"Harder. Edward. Fuck me Harder." I yelled. He smashed into me even harder. I think I heard my skin tear. But it felt to good to even care. His glorious body was dripping in sweat and when I looked into his eyes I almost came right there because of the lust in his eyes. He picked up my legs and I wrapped my ankles around his neck. With this new found position he could go even farther into me he picked us both up and slammed us both back onto the bed and slammed us into the bed so hard that it broke. The fucking bed fell to the ground. We broke the wood of the legs on the bed and broke it. Damn thats kinky.

"EDDDDDDDWWWWWWWARADDDDD!"

"FUCK BELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" We both shouted out as we hit our climax. That was our last round because we had broken the bed. I snuggled into his chest and he wrapped his arm around me.

"I love you." Edward whispered in my ear.

"I love you, Edward." I said back. After that I drifted to sleep.

Flash Back End

I giggled when I remembered the whole bed situation. We would have to stop by IKEA today. I opened my eyes and realized I was alone. But on top of the pillow there was a note.

Sorry about this, love, but I got called into the station for an emergency. I will be back before you know it. I love you and I'm sorry you woke up alone. We will make some more damages to that bad when I get home.

I love you

-Edward

Damn. Edward is at work. I looked at the clock and it read 12:00. Okay Edward wasn't here... What to do? What to do?

"BELLLAAAA!" A certain little pixie yelled. I guess I just found out what I was doing today.

APOV

I am so excited. We are going baby clothes shopping today. I know its a little early but I want to be prepared. Megan and Rose were already down stairs with me, dressed and ready. Bella appeared at the top of the stairs and it looked like she just woke up. Maybe if her and my brother weren't having hot passionate sex all night... Someone wouldn't have to sleep in till noon...

"Hey Bells! Get your Pretty little ass dressed right now. We are going baby clothes shopping. Wouldn't want Nicolette and Gabe to be wearing something from Wal-Mart? Now would we. Oh I can just picture how stylish they'll be. Chanel... Gucci... the options are endless."

Bella smiled at me and ran back off to her room. About 20 minutes later we were all in the car driving to the mall. Nothing could ruin this day. I thought.

EPOV

"What is so important that you called me in at 6 o'clock in the fucking morning for?" I grumbled at Nate, my new partner.

"We'll...umm... Tanya Denali... called and left a message for you... and it's kind of important sounding." He spluttered out. "Its pretty personal, boss."

"Okay, can I see the note that was taken down from the message." I demanded. He nodded his head and handed me a sticky note. I read it and my jaw dropped. I didn't believe it so I re-read it again and again. It still didn't change the three little words that were written down. This could not be happening. The note fell out of my hand and landed on the floor. I followed soon with it pulling my legs to my chest and putting my face in my hands. My life is so fucked up.

EMPOV

"So, dude, what are we doing for your bachelor party?Bar, Club, ooh STRIP CLUB?" Matt asked Jasper. Wagging his eyebrows.

"Nothing." Jasper said.

"Aww hellz naw Jazz. You have to. Its like a rite of passage." I explained.

"No." He said flatly. He walked away and Matt looked at me.

"Were still having a bachelor's party right?"He clarified.

"Hellz Yeah, brah!" I gave him a fist bump.

BPOV

This was actually kind of fun compared to the other shopping sprees we had taken. I could see me and Edward doing this in a couple years. Toddler Eddie Jr. in my arms and Edward holding our newborn baby girl. I smiled at the thought. I hoped maybe one day me and Edward would make a family. I loved him enough to want that with him.

After about five and a half hours of shopping we finally drove home. We ended up with 57 large bags. That was Alice for you.

We made a quick stop at IKEA and ordered a new black California King Bed. I grinned in accomplishment when I bragged about how I broke my old one to my friends. They all laughed and said,"Been there done that." Talk about a buzz kill. I totally thought I had one upped them but nope. Apparently that will never happen. Because they are fucking sex-a-holics!

We pulled up to the house and I breathed out a sigh of relief when I saw Edward's Austin Martin in the driveway. My baby was home. I ran out of the porsche without taking in a single bag and shot up the stairs.

Edward was in our bedroom with just a pair of holey, old gray sweats on. What a sight! I think I was drooling a little bit. Yep, definitely drooling.

I walked in and hugged him from behind.

"Hey baby!" I said kissing his neck. I pushed him on the bed and strattled him. I looked into his eyes and he seemed to not really be in the mood. He looked distracted and worried about something.

"Whats wrong Baby?" I asked him kissing his cheek.

"Um.. Bella... It just that..." He started stuttering. He seemed really scared. I then noticed that he had a sticky note in his hand... What the hell? I grabbed the neon green post-it out of his hand ignoring him when he tried to get it back. It said in black Sharpie Marker,

5:15 a.m. -Tuesday, June 27, 2010- Message From:Tanya Denali

'I am Pregnant.'

I gasped. Oh hellz naw! My life is so fucked up!

AN: Don't freak things will work out I promise. Don't get mad pleaseeee! I swear Edward ends up with Bella... Just wait for a few chapters... I promise It gets better. Please dont hate me... This baby will not ruin B/E... Trust ME PLEASE! Don't kill me.

Love You Always(Even if you don't)

Your Bitch

Megan

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