An:Sorry its been so long since last update. I really hope yall still like my story. I am sorry if you guys don't like the whole Tanya pregnant thing but trust me it will work out. Anyway here is your next chapter...

Chapter 16: Use a fucking Condom

BPOV

I was seething. How could Edward let this happen. I mean god! Use a fucking condom. I couldn't be with him if Tanya has his kid. This would ruin us... Right when everything was good again... She had to ruin my whole life... Thats all this bitch knows how to do... Ruin my life.

"SHE'S PREGNANT!" I screamed at him. He looked at me with guilt expressed in his eyes. He tried to hug me but I shoved him away.

"Did you know?" I yelled at him.

"Of course not..."He defended.

"DId you use a fucking condom, Edward?" I yelled.

He paused for a second and gulped.

"You guys didn't use condoms!" What stupid dumb fucks.

"Of course we did... Its just that this one time... When I took it off... I might have been...b-broken."He admitted. FUCK!

"Was she on the fucking pill?" She's such a slut, I assumed she'd own a fucking birth control pharmacy.

"Y-yes! She told me she was!" He said angrily.

"Then how the fuck did she get knocked up?"

"Maybe she lied."He whispered.

"Thats it!" I grabbed my keys and ran downstairs. I jumped into my car.

"Where are you going, Bella?" He asked.

"TO fix this fucked up mess you got us into." I pulled out of the drive way and sped off to the wicked bitch's house. Follow the fucking yellow brick road.

TPOV

I wonder what will happen. This "baby" will surely split Eddie and Bella up. Then he'll be all mine. He'll think im preggers and then a few weeks before the birth I'll "have a miscarriage". Eddie and I will be so heart broken that we'll need each other forever.

Take that Bella. You'll End up all alone.

My plan is fool proof.

My doorbell rang and I got up to answer it. I saw a very pissed up girl holding up a small white and pink rectangular box in her hand.

"Piss on it Bitch."

BPOV

"Piss on it Bitch." I said. I walked into her house as she slammed it behind me.

"Ah. No."SHe smirked at me.

"" I argued.

"Why do I need to take a test. I already know I'm pregnant, with EDDIE'S baby."She emphasized Eddie. Bitch.

"Okay, piss on it or I fucking kill you." I threatened. Completely serious.

"What-EVER!" SHe said. I grabbed her arm roughly and threw her into the bathroom.

"Now." I said. SHe just looked at me.

"Piss."

"Not with you in the room." She growled.

"Whatever princess." I walked out of the room and closed the door. I heard her wash her hands and flush the toilet.

"Done." She said as she walked out, handing me the test. Eww! There is whore urine on this shit.

EPOV

Where the hell was she going. I can't believe this shit. This fuck sucks. I walked into the kitchen where everyone was sitting. I looked at them pissed off.

"Well...What the Fuck?" Megan asked me.

"Tanya is Pregnant." I said. Rose gasped, Alice looked terrified, and Megan slapped me. Hard.

"What the Fu-" I started. She cut me off.

"Use a condom, Fucktard!" SHe yelled and walked out of the room.

"Great Job, Eddie." Matt said shaking his head and walking out after her. Rose and Jazz walked out to. Alice and Emmett glared at me.

"Mom's going to fucking chop your balls off." They both said at the same time. Fuck. My mom is going to fucking kill me. Or worse, Castrate me.

BPOV

Fucking twenty minutes with that bitch took forever. She kept fidgeting and I knew something was up. She was way to stressed. The timer went off and I ran to the bathroom. I looked down at the test that held my future. I know it's not even my test and it holds my future. If its a plus sign I loose my life with Edward. If it is a minus sign, we put this all behind us.

I took a deep breath and looked down at the little white strip. Tanya is such a bitch.

TPOV

Fuck. Maybe by some freak accident I am pregnant. And Bella will not figure out I was lying. She looked at the test and I closed my eyes. Scared to hear what she said. Maybe while I was banging all those guys in Cali one got me knocked up. That was my only hope of getting Edward. Please god let me be pregnant.

AN: SO what do you think. Sorry that I can't update so much. And if u read BYH I am sorry that i havent updated in forever I just cant really fit the time in for it. I am not quitting the story its just on hold for a little.