Summer Fun with Alice's Brother
Chapter 17:
AN: So sorry about how long its been taking me to update. I am super busy, so I squeeze in what chapters I can. Anyway I just want to say a special thanks to all my reviewers! You guys are the shit! Lol! Here's the Chapter, Bitches…
BPOV
Fucking twenty minutes with that bitch took forever. She kept fidgeting and I knew something was up. She was way to stressed. The timer went off and I ran to the bathroom. I looked down at the test that held my future. I know it's not even my test and it holds my future. If its a plus sign I loose my life with Edward. If it is a minus sign, we put this all behind us.
I took a deep breath and looked down at the little white strip. Tanya is such a bitch.
There was a negative sign. She fucking lied. Thank fucking god! Yes! There really is a God out there. I was really starting to doubt it. I smirked at Tanya.
"Well it was bitch, It was real, and it was fun but it wasn't real fun." I held the test in my hand and patted her on the back as I walked out of her skanky ass bathroom. Ew. I might get gonorrhea from just being anywhere near where her naked VJJ was. Shudder.
I was almost out the door, when the bitch grabbed my shoulder. I spun around quickly.
"Can I help you Bitch?" I spat in her ugly ass face.
"I don't think you want to take that test to Eddie, Bella." She said with a scary ass look on her face.
"Oh and what are you going to do about it?" I countered. Ha. She thought she scared me. Fat Fucking Chance!
"I'll make sure Alice's pregnancy goes 'really well'." She spat. Uh. Uh. Bitch gone and done it now! NO ONE, Threatens baby Nicolette and Baby Gabe. I took off my hoop earings and threw them on her living room couch. Ew. Mental Note: Disinfect Those Earings once I leave the skank hole.
"You are DEAD, bitch." I said menacingly. I shoved her ugly ass into the wall. I grabbed her by the hair and smashed it into the wall.
"You even think,"SMASH,"About touching,"SMASH,"A hair on my,"SMASH,"Neice or Nephew's,"SMASH,"Head. I will,"SMASH," Bludgeon you to death," SMASH,"With a mother fucking,"SMASH," fire extinguisher." SMASH SMASH SMASH. "Got it, Bitch." I dropped her hair and she fell to the ground cradling her bleeding head. I smiled, grabbed my earings, and walked out the door with the pretty little white strip in my hand. Oh. I just cant wait to tell Eddie the good news.
EPOV
I was sitting in my room staring at the wall. No this could not be happening. First, Tanya is knocked up with my baby. Now Bella is fucking missing. What the fuck? I dialed her number again.
Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring.
"Hey! This is Bella, Leave me a message after the fucking beep!" Bella's angelic voice said. Damn. Answering machine again! Fuck!
I threw my phone with all my force against the wall. It shattered. Fucking shattered.
Suddenly the door flew open and a very happy looking Bella was standing there. She jumped on top of me making me land on the floor with her on top of me. What the Fu-
"She's a lying Bitch! Ha. She's not even fucking pregnant!"Bella sang.
"Wait are you sure? How do you know?" I asked. I mean I know Tanya is a bitch but I doubt she would lie about something like that.
"I made her take a fucking test Edward not that hard." She rolled her eyes and held up a white pregnancy test. And it had a minus sign on it. YES! FUCK YES!
I attacked Bella with my lips. I opened my mouth and she slid her tongue into it. We battled with our tongues and I eventually came out on top. She bit down on my bottom lip and I moaned. I flipped us so that I was on top of her. I smiled down at her and then attacked her neck. I sucked and bit down on it hard. Yep, that shit'll leave a mark. Hickey Bitch! She unbuttoned my black button down shirt. And threw it behind her. She ran her hands up and down my chest and SHIT it felt good.
"MMM… So do we get to have celebratory sex now?" I asked in a velvety voice.
"Fuck yes, bitch!" Bella snickered. I chuckled and ripped off her shirt. FUCK no bra today?
"Naughty girl Bella." I tsked. Her nipples hardened instantly and I sucked on her left one. I sucked and bit all over that shit. Toying with the right one. I switched between them both and enjoyed it greatly.
"Ahh. Edward… Fuck… EDWARD!" She chanted. Damn. That's sexy shit right there.
I trailed my hands down the flat planes of her stomach down to where here short shorts started. I unbuttoned them with one hand and ripped them off her. She grabbed my sweat pants and pulled them down to my ankles and then I kicked them off.
She jumped right on top of my fucking dick.
"FUCK!' I yelled. She was fucking riding me like a cowgirl. Her tits bouncing up and down as she went.
"Fuck that's good Bella, You're so fucking, tight!" I panted. She picked up her pace and I couldn't take it anymore.
"AHHH!" I screamed. I had a mind blowing orgasm as I shot my seed into her cunt. She came right after me. God damn she's hot when she cums.
"Edward?"She yawned.
"Yeah?"I said.
"Love you."
"I love you too Bella."
Then we fell asleep in each other's arms.
MPOV
"Alice! Wake up Alice!" I yelled at her shaking her roughly.
"What the fuck! God! Why the hell am I up at fucking 7 in the morning BITCH!" Wow, talk about hormonal pregnant lady.
"Fine, I guess we aren't going to the most amazing place in Seattle: Kweer Spa!" I said mockingly. Today was the only day open all year so we had to take this chance now or wait a fucking year. Mmm.. I'm going with now.
"IM UP!" She bolted into the bathroom and I heard water running. One bitch down. Two to go. I walked over to Rose's room. I opened the door and saw a naked Emmett spread eagle on top of the blood red sheets.
"EEEEWWWW! EM COVER TH FUCK UP! " I yelled covering my eyes with my hands. Ew. Mental fucking images.
"!" Emmett screamed like the little 5 year old girl we all knew he was. Rose shot up from her spot on the bed and slapped Emmett right across the face. Ouch. That was pretty hard too. "What the fuck Em?" She spat. He shrugged and pulled the blanket over him, going back to sleep…. Only Emmett….
"Rose. Kweer Spa time!" I said excitedly. She smiled and walked her pretty little naked ass to the ensuite bathroom. Wow. This is easy so far. Last one left is Bella. Damn she is hard to wake up… How am I going to wake her up? Then an idea came to me.
I ran to Alice's room and grabbed the mega phone. I ran to there room and walked up next to Bella. I turned on the mega phone and put it next to her ear.
"EDWARD! STOP! AWWWW EDWARD! HARRDER! BABYYYY! UGH FUCK! YEAH…. THAT'S THE SPOT! YOUR MINE EDWARD!" I said mimicking Tanya Denali's voice perfectly. That got Bella up.
"Stay away from him bitch!" She yelled. I giggled and Bella realized that Tanya was no where to be found and Eddie Boy was still sound asleep next to her. God whats with these Cullen Boys, they sleep through every fucking thing.
"That was mean." Bella pouted.
"Sorry. Get ready for the spa, B." I told her patting her head and walking away. Her face lit up and she walked away into the bathroom. I walked back to my room. Matt was sleeping still. What a looser. He just can't keep up with all the sexing I'm giving out.
I smiled and went over to my closet to get dressed. I got a neon green t-shirt, really short jogging shorts and neon green converse. I figured what the hell, it's a spa, I'll go casual. It's not like I'm going to get my sex on with all the other girls at the spa. Ha. That would be weird.
APOV
We got into Megan's Audi and drove to Kweer Spa. It was supposedly the best spa in Seattle. I have never been but I have heard from friends that a friend of a friend went and said it was absolutely like nothing else. I was really excited.
We drove for about 20 minutes until we got there. On the way there one of our favorite songs came on. And of course we all had to sing it.
"Dynamite by Taio Cruz"
I-I-I-I came to dance, dance, dance, dance
I hit the floor 'cause that's my plans, plans, plans, plans
I'm wearing all my favorite brands, brands, brands, brands
Give me space for both my hands, hands, hands, hands
Ye, ye
'Cause it goes on and on and on...
And it goes on and on and on...
Yeaaah!
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,
Saying AYO! gotta let go!
I wanna celebrate and live my life,
Saying AYO! baby, let's go!
'Cause we gon' rock this club,
We gon' go all night,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite!
'Cause I told you once,
Now I told you twice,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite!
I came to move, move, move, move
Get out the way me and my crew, crew, crew, crew
I'm in the club so I'm gonna do, do, do, do
Just what the f*** I came here to do, do, do, do
Ye, ye
'Cause it goes on and on and on...
And it goes on and on and on...
Yeah!
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,
Saying AYO! gotta let go!
I wanna celebrate and live my life,
Saying AYO! baby, let's go!
'Cause we gon' rock this club,
We gon' go all night,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite!
'Cause I told you once,
Now I told you twice,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite!
I'm gonna take it all out,
I'm gonna be the last one standing.
I'm over it all and I…
I'm gonna be the last one landing.
Cause I, I, I.. believe it,
And I, I, I .. I just want it all...
I just want it all...
I'm gonna put my hands in the air!
Hands, hands in the air!
Put your hands in the air!
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,
Saying AYO! gotta let go!
I wanna celebrate and live my life,
Saying AYO! baby, let's go!
'Cause we gon' rock this club,
We gon' go all night,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite!
'Cause I told you once,
Now I told you twice,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite!
We all laughed once the song finished.
We parked the car in Kweer's parking lot. It was a resort spa kinda thing so we had to pack over night bags. We were here from today, Friday, to Sunday night. Us girls were really excited. We grabbed our stuff and walked up to the lady at the front desk.
"Hello, Alice Cullen for the 10:00 appointment."
"Ah, Follow me, Ms. Cullen and your girlfriends." The short middle aged lady said from behind her desk. She walked down the hallway to our pamper-filled spa vacay.
The boys are probably bored as hell at home. Suckers! Kiss my ass!
Back At home with the Boys
MAPOV
"Dudes, I am so fucking bored." I complained for the umpteenth time this minute.
"Matt, what do you want me to do? Snap my magical fingers and make nude calendar models appear at the front door?" Edward asked sarcastically.
"Yeah." I said.
He snapped his fingers and the door bell rang. No fucking way. I ran to the door and guess who the fuck was there?
Back with the Girls
RPOV
"Okay Ladies, Strip." Jasmine said. Jasmine was our guide around the resort she had everything planed for us. We all took off our clothes and threw them aside. Jasmine looked at my tits and drooled a little. Oh God. Is she gay?
"Alright now, stand next to your partner." She said. What the fuck, our partner?
"Jasmine, what do you mean our partner?" Bella read my mind. Jasmine looked confused.
"You're respective other, your girlfriend, your fuck buddy?" She listed off, as if waiting for the light bulb to go off in our heads. Well guess what Jasmine, the light bulb isn't fucking going off!
"Jasmine, why would we have girlfriends?" Megan asked looking really confused.
"Because this is a lesbian spa, you have to come with your girlfriend to come in. You are Lesbian right? Or else we'll have to kick you out." She explained.
We all looked at each other and smiled. I walked over to Megan. I guess she was my beau for the weekend. I smiled seductively at her and kissed her. She opened her mouth and we started eating each other's tongues. Damn this was better then Emmett. She squeezed my naked boobs and I slid my finger between her folds. She moaned as I slid in a second, third, fourth finger, finally my whole fist. She came all over my hand and I licked it all up. I looked over at Jasmine who looked really hot and bothered.
"Yeah, we're lesbian, Jasmine." I winked seductively at her and smacked Megan's ass.
Jasmine cleared her throat and looked at Alice and Bella.
"What about you two?" She asked. Alice looked at Bella. Bella smiled and lickes Alice's chest. She licked all the way down to her hot, pink pussy. She took one long lick and then three quick one's. She licked all the way back up and attacked alice's mouth. There was a lot of groping and tongue action going on. They broke apart.
"Okay, That answers that." Jasmine said. I looked at my girls and when Jasmine wasn't looking at me I mouthed.
"Well this is going to be interesting." I guess this isn't all that bad. Actually its pretty fucking awesome. I kinda had a girl crush on Megan anyway. Now I get to have sex with her and maybe four some with the other girls. This was going to be one hell of a weekend.
Back with the boys.
JPOV
Holy shit. No fucking way. In walked four of the most famous nude calendar models in the world. Fucking sexy as hell.
"Hi. I'm Bridgette, And we kinda have a little bitty problem." The busty blonde said in a voice dripping with sex. My dick hardened. Think about Alice. Its not like shes having pervy thoughts about someone in her spa resort. Alice. Alice. You love Alice.
"Um. Whats your problem ma'am." I managed to get out.
"Well you see. Our bus broke down and its really dark outside and storming, so we wondered if we could maybe stay the night here?" A tall brunette said grabbing Emmett's bicep.
"Yes." Matt said. Ugh he's a fucking idiot. He really needs to fucking think before he opens his fucking mouth. We all moved into the living room and sat down on the couches. It felt weird without the girls here.
"So what are you're names, Well besides you Bridgette." Edward asked in his 'charming' voice.
"Well I am Mary Jean." A blonde, southern girl said.
"I'm Samantha." The brunette from early said.
"I'm Carla." A black haired blue eyed girl said. They were all really fine.
Dear lord let me get through this weekend faithful to my very hormonal, very pregnant, very alice wife.
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