AN: Why Hello There! Sorry I lied and it took my like a month to update but I said I'd do it weekly. Hehe... Im kind of a bitch when it comes to remembering things. Anywhoo I think I should get on with the story! Oh But before We Go on I was going to have a contest to see who could find the naughtiest/kinkiest Disney FF and email me a link. The winner will get the next chapter sent by email to them a day before I post it to everyone. I know, Im nasty because I have a thing for Prince Eric and the rest of the HAWT disney princes, but eh, you all knew I was a little messed up from the beginning. Hehe Anyways lets get to that story...

Last Chapter:

MegPOV

We pulled up to Casa De Cullen and we all got out of the car. I grabbed my tiny red leather suitcase and walked inside the house/mansion. I said good night to mi gurls and then headed to me and Matty's bedroom. I heard an odd groaning sound coming from behind the door. And a 'Thump Thump' noise. What the fuck? I opened the door and saw a horrific scene playing out in front of my eyes. I never felt so betrayed in my entire life. I screamed, a blood-curling scream. They stopped fucking each other and looked at me. A fake titted, black haired, blue eyed bitch looked up at me looking confused. Oh fuck her for acting confused. She should look scared shitless right now because I am going to tear her limb from limb. For a brief second I looked away from the bitch I was about to kill and looked at my scumbag, asshole, soon to be EX boyfriend and saw that he was the one who looked terrified. I gave him an evil grin and grabbed a pair of scissors that were on the dresser. I was gonna kill them both.

MattPOV

Holy Mother Fucking Son of a Fucking fucker!

"B-b-baby put the scissors d-d-down. Its not what it looks like." I screamed in a girly voice. Wow real manly Matt. Megan giggled wickedly, and damn if it scared me shitless.

"First of all, DONT YOU EVER FUCKING CALL ME 'BABY' AGAIN,"she spat at me,"AND SECOND ITS EXACTLY WHAT IT FUCKING LOOKS LIKE. BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR SCREWING SOME FAKE TITTED BIMBO WHO ISNT CLASSY ENOUGH TO FUCK HER OWN MAN. SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIMP-DICKED, PIG-HEADED, MAN-WHORING ASSHOLE!" Damn, I just got chewed-the hell- out. I didn't know what to say because everything she said was completely true, aside from the limp dicked part because my Johnson is perfectly healthy. Carla growled at her. Oh fuck this was gonna get ugly.

"Bitch who the fuck do you think you are? Just because I screwed some hot guy, it doesn't make me a bimbo. Or fake titted, I'll have you know these babies," Carla pushed her boobs together,"Are a hundred percent REAL!" I slapped my hand over my face. Damn this girl was stupid. Megan was surely going to kill us both.

Megan just smiled at her... She started walking toward the girl with the razor sharp scissors in her hand. Carla started getting freaked out when Megan was only two inches away from her so she did a very stupid thing. She slapped the scissors out of Megan's hands. Uh-oh stupid bimbo, bad move.

MegPOV

Oh Fuck no, bitch. You gone and done it now. I grabbed her by the hair and smacked her face into the wal repeatedly. When I got bored of that I punched her in the gut knocking the wind out of her. She curled up into the fetal position on the ground crying. OH POOR BABY. Yeah, Im sarcastic. I started kicking her in the gut.

"GET THE FUCK-"kick"OUT OF-"kick"THIS HOUSE." Kick, kick, kick. The stupid slut jumped up faster then you could say 'Genital Herpes'. She ran out of the house and I stood still for a second with my lips pouted, pondering what I should do to Captain-Fuck-Whores. I walked over to him and did what any normal heart-broken girl would do. I bitch slapped him hard across the face.

"I HATE YOU. GET THE FUCK OUT." I spat at him.

"Sorry hun, you're a guest." He said all sarcastic like. "So... I guess that means you can't kick me out." He grinned. What a fucking bastard. Maybe I couldn't kick him out but, Im sure when Eddie and Emmett and Jasper heard they'd kick him out flat on his ass.

EmPOV

"Sorry Meggy-Pop but no can do. Matt is our bro, even though he's an ass, he's our friend. We can't kick him out. Where would he go?" I said. I know that sounds lame, that I dont go and stick up for my sister-like friend, but Matt's our friend too, and everyone makes mistakes. I mean maybe they'll still get back together. Time heals all wounds.

"UGH! EM! I HAYYYYYYY-TE Him!" She screamed.

"Just avoid him." I shrugged.

"Ergh! Whatever!" She stomped away dramatically.

None of us, besides Megan and Matt, know exactly what happened.

Flashback

I was in my room sleeping when I heard the front door open. Then I heard several different footsteps going up the stairs. I was kind of freaked out, but then my door flew open and I saw my sexy lady Rosalie. She smiled at me seductively.

"Hey Babe." I said to her. "Why are you home so early?"

She opened her mouth to reply, but she was interrupted by shouting coming from down the hallway.

All I could make out of the screaming was,"Dont you ever fucking call me Baby again." and "limp-dicked, pig-headed, man-whoring asshole."

Then I heard Carla screaming and running down the stairs. Then the sound of the door slamming shut.

Flashback End

This morning the rest of the models left and Megan was in a pissed off mood. Today should be loads of fun... note the sarcasm.

BellaPOV

I woke up some time in the late afternoon, judging by the baking sun that burned my naked back. I was lying face down on Edward's cool, muscular chest. He was tracing patterns with his fingers on my back, which gave me a very pleasurable sensation. I breathed in his intoxicating scent and felt right at home. I had missed him so much while I was at the spa. I mean everyone loves a little lesbian sex, but thats nothing compared to how Edward Cullen can make a girl feel.

"Good Morning, love." He said as he kissed my forehead softly. I like this side of Edward. The sweet, loving, caring side. Don't get me wrong,I love his crazy, sex-god, animalistic side but its nice to have the lovey dovey part as well

"Good Morning." I yawned groggily. My stomach growled loudly.

"Hungry?" He grinned crookedly, making my heart skip a beat.

"Fuck yes." He chuckled and picked my up bridal style. He was about to open the door when I raised an eyebrow at him.

"What?" He asked.

"Um... I think your forgetting something." I said.

"What is it that you think I'm forgetting?"

"Oh nothing really, unless you plan on us eating lunch in our birthday suits." I snickered. He looked down to see that I was naked and his eyes lingered on my boobs. Perv. Then he looked down at his naked cheast and his naked peen. He blushed bright red.

"Oh yeah, I guess clothes would help." He walked into the closet and put on a black wife beater and a pair of boxer shorts. Yum. I think I actually licked my lips. Then I walked into the closet and put on a deep blue camisole with white boy shorts. This time Edward licked his lips. Perv.

I jumped on his back and he gave me a piggy back ride to the kitchen. Everyone was in the kitchen. But something was strange. Rose, Megan, and Alice were all sitting huddled together on one side of the huge dinning table while talking quietly together. I could kind of make out what Megan was saying and she sounded upset. The boys were sitting at the breakfast bar. Emmett was staring over at the girls looking sorry, while talking quietly to Jasper and Matt. Jasper was looking off into space while looking uncomfortable and Matt was the strangest of all. He looked fake. Like he was pretending not to care about anything that was going on, but his eyes looked very regretful and sorry.

Edward put me down and we looked at each other. I could tell he was as confused as me.

"Ah...guys" Edward started and they all stopped what they were doing and looked up at us as if they hadn't noticed us walk in.

"What the hell is going on?" I finished.

30 minutes later

"What the fuck Matt!" I spat at him. "Why the hell would you cheat on Megan?" I asked. This stupid son of a bitch cheated on her.

"Well-" He started, but I cut him off.

"And Emmett and Jasper why the hell don't you kick him out!" I yelled.

"Well-" they both started but I cut them off.

"EDWARD! KICK HIM OUT!" I yelled.

"Bella, love, why don't you let him explain first?" He asked.

"Ugh! Fine explain yourself, Matt." I sneered.

"I was just really, lonely and bored I guess." He said in an asshole tone while grinning at Megan. Oh that punk ass has gone and done it now.

"I worned you never to hurt her." I spat. I ran over to Matt and tackled him flat on his ass. "Your dead, bitch." I screamed. I started punching him all over, then I kneed him in the balls. He screamed in pain. "You stupid, Bitch get out." He just laughed at me. I went into a crazy bitch rampage and I felt people trying to pull me off of him. It took awhile for them to get me off of him but they eventually did.

"Tell him to get the fuck out, Edward." I yelled. He looked at me and then at his brother. Emmett sighed.

"No, we can't do that to him, Edward." Emmett said. I growled and grabbed the girls. "What the fuck ever douche bags."

Well there went my good morning.

AN: Oh my... Oh my... The DRAMA. Hehehe... anyways Review PLEASE! I love you guys mucho grande! And dont forget about my little contest. I'll Try to get another chapter up some time next week. Oh and MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Lots of love

Megan ;)